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padro420kmk
10-19-2005, 09:17 PM
Where to start? Lets start at the beginning of this long story.6 months ago I lost a real good friend/grower/dealer :( mike was his name. HE was KILLED by a fu@king DRUNK DRIVER :mad: while he was walking to the corner store for a cup of coffee and a newspaper at 7A.M. :eek: WTF WAS HE DOING DRUNK AT 7A.M.??????? MIKE WAS A REAL NICE PERSON THAT WILL BE MISSED BY A WHOLE CITY. So there was a funeral and a wake the whole 9 yard. Went to his will reading his lover gave me what he had left 10oz that was nice but i rather have mike back instead.Well today was judgment day for that pri@k. 10 of us got together to smoke one for mike before we went into courthouse. i sat there thinking of what i had to say while wating my turn. i get up there and start by saying how mike donated 2 weekends a month to the animal shelter/good friend/wheels for meals=food for shut in's old people that cant leave the house stuff like that.i left out all the stuff about his growing/selling :cool: .anyway's there 4 people left TOMMY,JIMBO,DAVID AND DEE there all brothers and REAL REDNECK'S. TOMMY is about 6'6" 280lb JIMBO 6'10" 390lb DAVID 6'8" 340lb and the little baby DEE is about 6'5 320lb he's just 18. the judge ask if there is anyone left JIMBO say's "YES ME AND MY BROTHERS BUT WE WILL MAKE THIS QUICK". Then ALL 4 OF THEM JUMP THAT SON OF A B!t@H RIGHT THERE. think you can't use a briefcase as a weapon you sure can and it works real good too lot's of blood :eek: JIMBO AND DAVID RAN INTERFERENCE with the courtroom bailiff's while TOMMY AND DEE BEAT HIM DOWN RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYBODY they took there time too. It was a real nice beating like i said LOT'S OF BLOOD. They all went to jail. It took 4 grand to bail them out but there out now.and the DRUNK DRIVING @SSHOLE got 7and 1/2 YEARS for VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER and he is now at the hospital waiting to go to the prison. I hope he gets raped every day he is alive.THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS NEVER FU@K WITH 4 REDNECK STORNER BROTHER'S FROM HARRIS COUNTY.

KoRnStaR
10-19-2005, 09:17 PM
Redneck stoners...

Is this a trick question?

420purplehaze420
10-19-2005, 09:22 PM
thats insane man but i would have jumped the guy sometime outside of court and broke his legs

rastabill89
10-19-2005, 09:23 PM
serves that mother fucker right i would of done the same and that really pisses me of that he got only 7 1/2 years for takin someones life away if i was the judge i would of AT LEAST gave him 50 years

lemonboy
10-19-2005, 09:25 PM
Violence is awesome! :rolleyes:

lardman
10-19-2005, 09:27 PM
Thats pretty sad man, i never ever say this to anyone, im not joking, but im sorry. Sorry for the death of someone close to you by a stupid drunk mother fucker. I think alchohol should be illegal and weed should be legal. IF, thats all it is IF and IF does not matter at all. But IF, the guy would have been stoned instead of drunk, he would be going about 2 miles an hour, backwards, with chinese eyes, saying "How am i driving?" to nobody. Sorry again, i hate it when someone dies. That is a good story though. I can see that as a movie, and im not joking.

padro420kmk
10-19-2005, 09:35 PM
Redneck stoners...

Is this a trick question? no not a trick question thats a fact. i'm one two i hunt fish 4whell and raise hell. Im just like you but with a redneck.

padro420kmk
10-19-2005, 09:37 PM
rastabill89 serves that mother fucker right i would of done the same and that really pisses me of that he got only 7 1/2 years for takin someones life away if i was the judge i would of AT LEAST gave him 50 years
death is what he deserves

KoRnStaR
10-19-2005, 09:38 PM
I was only messing with you..

Anyway, I'm sorry about your loss. Drunk drivers = felons, IMO..

padro420kmk
10-19-2005, 09:39 PM
I was only messing with you..

Anyway, I'm sorry about your loss. Drunk drivers = felons, IMO..
i know I was only messing with u but i do hunt fish and 4whell and raise hell

Anonymous
10-19-2005, 09:44 PM
he shoulda got life

padro420kmk
10-19-2005, 09:47 PM
well thanks for letting me get mike's story out there. i fell better now. JUST REMEMBER NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU COULD KILL? LIKE YOUR OWN DEALER.

mellow mood
10-19-2005, 09:53 PM
padro now coz of your story im gonna be scared of torog


lol jk

padro420kmk
10-19-2005, 09:57 PM
padro now coz of your story im gonna be scared of torog


lol jk
I MAY HAVE JUST SAVED YOUR DEALERS LIFE no need to thank me.LOL

mellow mood
10-19-2005, 09:58 PM
yea drunker and drivers are fuckin asshole stupid pricks man

glad he got beated off

well at least u got 10 ounces but shit losing a friend, whos a dealer in top of that, must be hard to accept man

peace

padro420kmk
10-19-2005, 10:12 PM
yea drunker and drivers are fuckin asshole stupid pricks man

glad he got beated off

well at least u got 10 ounces but shit losing a friend, whos a dealer in top of that, must be hard to accept man

peace
I have known mike for 20 years last 14 as a grower :( now he is gone but not all of his baby's he had lot's of kid's ;) but i miss him he really did a lot of good things for a lot of people not just me. MIKE WAS A TRUE HIPPY

hothippygirl
10-19-2005, 11:01 PM
Sorry about your friend, bro. But that was the best story of real justice in the courtroom that Ive ever heard.

Streetwiseguy16
10-20-2005, 12:02 AM
listen to Story of the Year - Sidewalks... kinda good tune

Void
10-20-2005, 02:33 AM
I think the moral of this story is the wrong person got hit.You should have got hit.

Omni05
10-20-2005, 02:52 AM
good thing he didn't get a plea bargain. Too bad he will still get out sooner for parole :(.

Did they give him reckless or negligent?

Torog
10-20-2005, 12:53 PM
padro now coz of your story im gonna be scared of torog


lol jk
Howdy mellow,

Yes ! Be afraid ! Be very afraid ! Not - lol...the sad truth is,is that if you want to kill someone,vehicular manslaughter is the way to go,because there are much lighter sentences involved.

Padro,I feel sorry for yer loss and especially for your friend's family..drinking and driving,can certainly tear a family apart or even kill an entire family..it's a scourge upon society.

Have a good one ....

Nochowderforyou
10-20-2005, 05:23 PM
Ya, lets get in a fight in a courtroom in front of officers so we can get arrested, have that on our records, and waste $4000 bailing myself out. Ya, that's the Redneck way! :rolleyes: