If You Were on Deathrow.....

[SensiRide]

What would you request for your last meal?

I'd have the biggest, juiciest king prawns sizzling in ginger and garlic with thai sticky rice followed by homemade victoria sponge & creamy dairy custard
mmmmm!

[Nochowderforyou]

What would you request for your last meal?


The heart of the judge who put me there. Raw.

[ShamanicHippy]

peanut butter (im deadly allergic)

[Caruso329]

Filet Mignon cooked medium. Shrimp. Lobster. White cream japanese dipping sauce. A plate of fried rice. A bottle of warm sake, and a bottle of plum wine.

[drgreenthumb1238]

King prawns in a green thai sauce for starters, followed by a fillet steak with pepperconr sauce and fries, then ben n jerrys cherry garica ice cream!

[Caruso329]

peanut butter (im deadly allergic)

I'd much rather die by lethal injection than an allergic reaction...

[beachguy in thongs]

How can you eat at a time like that?!!!

I'd have fried eggs & marijuana

[buddymyfriend]

How can you eat at a time like that?!!!

I'd have fried eggs & marijuana

lol, A HUGE hash cake!

[SensiRide]

lol, A HUGE hash cake!

Ive been staring at your avatar for ages trying to figure out if there is a message when the text goes all funny, but its too damn quick!

[mrdevious]

They really should allow them a last joint, it's not like their health could possibly matter. though try telling that to the dumbasses in power :rolleyes:

[TonyD]

Pfft i'd probably just have some pasta.

[rastabill89]

chicken alfreado and a 22 oz steak with mushrooms and peppers

[drgreenthumb1238]

Yeah I'd have mushrooms with my steak too, if I was lucky a marlboro n an icy beer afterwards. One question, what have we all done to be on deathrow :p

[flamingskullballs]

id have a GIGANTIC 8 person meal from famous daves...about 23 space cakes...a bottle of fine wine...a bottle of sweetened wine...and some girl i fell in love with by then...

now you made me all depressed...i mean think about it...your last meal alive...and you know it...shit...

buddymyfriend...is there really a secret message, cause ive been staring at it too...

and a backwoods cigar to go with it...

and what i would of done, is peacefully fight for my beliefs...with a machine gun...

[drgreenthumb1238]

Whats in the 8 person meal? I've never heard of famous daves is it a restaurant chain?

[flamingskullballs]

yes it is...its bar-b-cue at its finest....its mainly in american, and maybe canada...thats probably why youve never heard of it...its very nice...very bluesy southern atmosphere...if your ever in america, hit it up...

and i forgot to include the cheesecake!!!

[robert42]

u lot dont think that well

its obvious

id eat a lovely vagina

[flamingskullballs]

hey, i said my current love robert!!!

what do you think i meant???

[robert42]

thats what i like to hear

raise a joint to a lovely piece of pussy :)

[flamingskullballs]

wait...what am i thinking man...id have to include some of grandmas ham and turkey...and those damn chocolate cookies she makes...still warm from the oven...

man, this thread made me sad...i dont wanna die yet...still so much to learn...

[yoda]

i think a pepporoni pizza would suffice for me

[beachguy in thongs]

id have a GIGANTIC 8 person meal from famous daves...about 23 space cakes...a bottle of fine wine...a bottle of sweetened wine...and some girl i fell in love with by then...



Do you think Jesse "The Body" Ventura will go for this?

[drgreenthumb1238]

MMMM bbq food is great stoned food, especially with chilli sauce n jalapeno's!man I'm not even high n I'm hungry!

[flamingskullballs]

no...he wouldnt beachguy with the thongs...which is exactly why id have to kill him in a peaceful protest...

yeah, bar-b-cue is fantastic...they have orgasmic ribs...some have a buffet with all kinds of delicious food...

happy to me for post 420

[Nochowderforyou]

u lot dont think that well


Yes, u lot a dorkus

[drgreenthumb1238]

Ya see if I lived in the states where I could get all this great food and my propesnity for pigging out when high, I'd get soooo fat :(

[flamingskullballs]

eh, most of the food over here isnt that great...theres just a few places where you gotta go...and usually they are little places...

the only big places i can think of that have fantastic food are famous daves, the olive garden, and red lobster...most of them are just nasty little places...some are better, like the ground round...but usually its just another mc, donalds, another perkins, and yet another donut shop...people over here move too fast, and only care about speedy service, not quality...

if your ever on the west shore of lake superior, hit up this place called bettys pies...and this little fish and chips place called somethin...

[drgreenthumb1238]

Would really like to try white castle after seeing harold n kumar, I've been to canada and thought the mcdonalds tasted weird, chicken fajitas were good n spicy but they had cheese in it for some strange reason!Do you guys have donner kebabs in the US, most unhealthy thing you'll ever eat but great when high! In Canada they didn't seem to like spicy food which was disappointing as I love a good curry :D

[SensiRide]

U know whats good when your high - homemade chips and sweet chilli sauce mmmm! that stuff goes with anything, I go through a bottle a week
:D

[flamingskullballs]

yeah...over here there arent many spicy foods...which is why i LOVE famous daves...its flavorful...

white castle sucks...the burgers are tiny and not very good...

my IQ is tested through sexual intercourse...

[drgreenthumb1238]

Homemade chips n chilli sauce sounds yummy will have to give that a try, usually I end up getting to high to other doing anything other than ordering delivery takeaway or sticking a frozen pizza in the oven. Maybe I need to get off my lazy ass and experiment :D

[Roadking]

There was an magazine article some time ago that had pictures of last meals that some inmates had requested. Interesting choices. One inmate who was said to be mildy retarded ate a portion and told them to save the rest for when he got back from the execution. Another inmate requested 12 hot dogs. He may have thought the hot dogs were disciples,,,who knows?

[420purplehaze420]

some sort of seafood with a hard shell witch i would then crack and use to slit my own veins....i would never be takin down by the government

[king kong bong]

hmmmmm...a buncha burritos,a pizza pie,some gummi bears,a slurpee,tropicana twister-orange,and a shitload of c4 so when they electrocute me,i take out that whole room.

[beachguy in thongs]

eh, most of the food over here isnt that great...theres just a few places where you gotta go...and usually they are little places...




What??? Little places like New York City? Ever dine in Manhattan?

I love Sauerkraut and Keilbasa. Don't know what that had to do with anything.


edit:This has now become a permanent stay on Deathrow thread.

[Ganj]

i'd ask the executioner to fry me while i'm enjoying my jerk marinaded steak, that way i'm focused on my mouth burning off, instead of being electricuted. oh yeah! with a side of red peppers, too.

my last words:

"mmm, ahhh ahhh, could i get som--"

[LOVElife]

I'd have a Ruby!

[SensiRide]

I'd have a Ruby!

Is that a curry in cockney slang? :D

[the last stand]

yes

hey, sensi, i asked my dude about some cid, he said he'll keep his eyes peeled, but there are some logistical problems with sending tabs, so i'm thinking microdots might be the way to go....

[SensiRide]

cool, listen,thank for checking that out for me, appreciated. If you can get microdots that would make my day, keep me posted :D

[Canadabis]

Id want brownies :cool:

[drgreenthumb420]

What would you request for your last meal?

I'd have the biggest, juiciest king prawns sizzling in ginger and garlic with thai sticky rice followed by homemade victoria sponge & creamy dairy custard
mmmmm!

i have been in jail and food isnt that bad the oatmeal isnt nothing to brag about...flip the bowl upside down and it STICKS!...so instead i would ask for like a six foot bong and some really good sweet tasting kinda like with slight skunky but sweet smelling BUD! and the bud would have to be of course the size of my arm... and some moxie....i would also guess i would need two or three lighters...bics are prefured.

[SensiRide]

i have been in jail and food isnt that bad the oatmeal isnt nothing to brag about...flip the bowl upside down and it STICKS!...so instead i would ask for like a six foot bong and some really good sweet tasting kinda like with slight skunky but sweet smelling BUD! and the bud would have to be of course the size of my arm... and some moxie....i would also guess i would need two or three lighters...bics are prefured.

Iâ??ve had they kinda buds before, arm long ones, straight from the guys grown room, they were sweet, Shiva Shante I think it was called, but I doubt if I was about to die I would want some skunk, would need something more hardcore than that! :D

[drgreenthumb420]

i wouldnt be hungry..maybe eat some of the pot..but they feed you really good in there some times....thats if you can eat the food but i would want pot and more pot....oooo space cakes..i heard those are good.

[soHi]

i'll go with the pussy, does it come with chillie sauce?

[drgreenthumb420]

how much would they have to pay for a chick to come and have sex with a guy in jail....i would be pist if that comming out of my taxes

[clipperman]

i would order a unicorn burger and a smurf vindaloo- that should keep 'em busy for a while!

[soHi]

i would order a unicorn burger and a smurf vindaloo- that should keep 'em busy for a while!

with a guiness shandy

[STDzRus]

DAM! Anythign I want!

18oz Porterhouse steak with garlic bread..a baked potato. seasoned with Barley Cumin Black Pepper and Onion Powder

For an Appetizer I want Cheese Sticks with marinara sauce, onion rings, chicken strips, defried cabbage and deepfried zucchini. A Blooming onion.

Maybe 10 liters of Root Beer..a bunch of ice.

For desert I want Pumpkin Pie / Apple Pie parfait with Strawberry Cheesecake Ice Cream covered in whip cream nuts and drizzled is strawberry and butterscotch sauce.

[STDzRus]

Haha that reminds me.

me and my brother got really stoned and cooked these huge ass expensive steaks he had..

And then we were trying to think of what to put with it.
So we had TBONES with mac and cheese and Doritos.

And we couldnt' find the mac and cheese in his house so we came to my house and then we got home and we found the mac and cheese at his house! haha

[SensiRide]

with a guiness shandy

Oi u!!! I was looking at that post thinking 'what the fuck, I didnt write that' lol!

[soHi]

sorry, i thought we were swopping

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eat republicans, the fat keeps the meat from drying out when cooking over fire.

[drgreenthumb1238]

Sensi you're confused?Another drgreenthumb has appeared now that had me going for a minute :confused:

[SensiRide]

Sensi you're confused?Another drgreenthumb has appeared now that had me going for a minute :confused:

Eh? another Dr Greenthumb? If u mean another SensiRide, then yeah Sohi nicked my av, I asked to swap as a joke but he took it too far���lol :D

[soHi]

i sed sorry, and it was very short lived, so chill!

[drgreenthumb1238]

Yeah theres a drgreenthumb1420 thats jus appeared confooozled me big time, can I steal your avatar too :p

[SensiRide]

i sed sorry, and it was very short lived, so chill!

Im only kidding! relax ;)

[mikeandjenherbals]

so do they put tobacco and pot together in joints there in scotland sensi? big-bud-sensi named strain o the year by high times

[soHi]

by the way sensi, where in sunny scotland u from, i might be going to work up there just north of aberdeen, any hook ups would be much appreciated.
p.s i nicked my avatar from a site promoting moving screen savers for mobile phones!

[SensiRide]

so do they put tobacco and pot together in joints there in scotland sensi? big-bud-sensi named strain o the year by high times

Do we mix tobacco and skunk? Yeah, I donâ??t like smoking just pure weed unless its in a blunt
And SoHi, Iâ??m from Glasgow (boooo) a bit of a drive from Aberdeen but would be happy to hook you up if you are ever in this nick of the woods :D

[mikeandjenherbals]

Do we mix tobacco and skunk? Yeah, I donâ??t like smoking just pure weed unless its in a blunt




why???????? who would intentionally fuck up a good joint with tobacco,(taste is not important to you?) is it a quantity issue? culture shock

[drgreenthumb1238]

We have bigger joints but put tobacco in em,the weed goes much further that way :D if I vape I do it pure, but I'd rather a big 5 skin joint with tobacco in than a little toothpick pure one :p

[SensiRide]

Do we mix tobacco and skunk? Yeah, I donâ??t like smoking just pure weed unless its in a blunt




why???????? who would intentionally fuck up a good joint with tobacco,(taste is not important to you?) is it a quantity issue? culture shock

just because you prefer smoking it that way, does everyone have to feel the same?! :confused:

[drgreenthumb1238]

Sensi where do you get the blunts from?I'd like to try one sometime but dunno how to go about it, I'm ashamed to say!

[SensiRide]

Sensi where do you get the blunts from?I'd like to try one sometime but dunno how to go about it, I'm ashamed to say!

Buy them from my local headshop, all different flavours, havenâ??t done one in about 2 years, cant smoke one without coughing like hell and embarrassing myself lol
I'll send ya some if you cant get any round your way

[drgreenthumb1238]

That would be cool as have never seen em in my headshop, my lungs are so fucked after having flu tho :( still if they can take ten hash bongs in a row am sure a blunt will be a walk in tha park :D do you put a roach on em?

[Melton420]

how about 9 coneys from coney islaNDER

[mikeandjenherbals]

I dont need to stick 5 papers together, 1 orange zig zag paper wrapped around a gram or 2 of my herb,<<<<dry hits freshly twisted doob, mmmmmm tasty>>>>> but I don't have a supply problem.

[SensiRide]

That would be cool as have never seen em in my headshop, my lungs are so fucked after having flu tho :( still if they can take ten hash bongs in a row am sure a blunt will be a walk in tha park :D do you put a roach on em?

I donâ??t think so, cant really remember its been a while, plus smoking every day doesnâ??t help my memory, but as far as I can remember no, you donâ??t roach it

[somebody someone]

Do we mix tobacco and skunk? Yeah, I donâ??t like smoking just pure weed unless its in a blunt
And SoHi, Iâ??m from Glasgow (boooo) a bit of a drive from Aberdeen but would be happy to hook you up if you are ever in this nick of the woods :Di dont understand whats wrong with smoking pure skunk, its so much more refreshing


dont kid urself "oh it wont stay alight without bacci" ive heard that too many times

[drgreenthumb1238]

Hmmm would have to smoke that carefully, hate getting a big chunk of of tobacco coming through a roach :( will have to try one though!If I didn't have supply issues then I'd happily smoke pure, but until I can grow my own, I will continue to dilute my weed

[SensiRide]

i dont understand whats wrong with smoking pure skunk, its so much more refreshing


dont kid urself "oh it wont stay alight without bacci" ive heard that too many times

nothing is wrong with it somebody someone - I just dont like it, Im sorry ok! :o

[drgreenthumb1238]

And so you should be Sensi :p hehe

[somebody someone]

its cool, personal issues, im not a tobacco fan, n ive always had problems taking it down. So me gets annoyed when all my friends start rolling with tobacco for no good reason :( i dont lika!

[mikeandjenherbals]

nope sensi I didnt say you had to smoke the way I do , its just culture shock, I grew up around pot growers, grew myself for school clothes money, so supply has never been an issue, I'd never even thought people would sacrifice taste and cut weed with other stuff, wild, wild world. come visit the california redwoods, I'll show you culture shock!!!!

[robert42]

i never use baccy in my spliffs i roll em pure and fat much better

they burn fine ;)

nothing like a pure fat spliff :D

smacks it

[SensiRide]

nope sensi I didnt say you had to smoke the way I do , its just culture shock, I grew up around pot growers, grew myself for school clothes money, so supply has never been an issue, I'd never even thought people would sacrifice taste and cut weed with other stuff, wild, wild world. come visit the california redwoods, I'll show you culture shock!!!!


What if you donâ??t have a good enough supply to be able to roll pure joints?

[drgreenthumb1238]

Then you vape it I guess,I quite happily smoke with tobacco as I smoke anyway plus I find it burns better, n makes rolling easier, don't worry Sensi us poorly supplied peeps are happy :D

[mikeandjenherbals]

WE THE MEMBERS OF THE JURY HAVE FOUND YOU GUILTY OF NON PURE SKUNK JOINT SMOKING, YOUR SENTENCE....DEATH....WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT WERE ALMOST ALL OUT OF SHRIMP SORRY, SHOULD WE CUT IT WITH POLLUCK MEAT?

[mikeandjenherbals]

get a light or a passport

[drgreenthumb1238]

No King Prawns???Thats no good :( what is polluck meat?

[mikeandjenherbals]

like cod, they mince it up for fish sticks, imitation crab and other stuff im sure

[drgreenthumb1238]

And the filet of fish that nobody buys from mcdonalds?

[mikeandjenherbals]

thats the stuff

[mikeandjenherbals]

drgreenthumb doesnt grow? shouldn't it be drwannabegreenthumb, just joking bud no offense

[drgreenthumb1238]

Its from the cypress hill song lol. Once I have my own place I will grow if only so I never have to arse about buying weed, its the kind of gardening I think I'd really enjoy :D