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Fan o KmK
10-19-2005, 01:52 AM
GOD FUCK THAT LITTLE CUNT! i went to my friends house cuz he said his parents laughed at him when he told them he smoked. so he was like dude come over and bring ur stash, my parents are cool with me smokin. so im like fuck yea, and bring over like 1/4 of alaskin kush, my personal chron weed that i would kill for. only smoke it on very special occasions. so i get there, he whips out a brand new bong and some pipes. his brother, hsi brothers gf, and her friend all coem in and we start tokin up. bout 5 mins later his mom comes in, pissed as fuck that were smokin, and confiscates all our shit, including my stash!!!!! IM SO PISSED IM GONA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!! i dont want to do any permemant damage like egging or anything but do u guys know any little discrete thigs to do to annoy people, like salt or fork the lawn...etc.? thanks
kr0nicmike
10-19-2005, 01:59 AM
Damn man that sux, personaly I think you should do this...
1. Eat as much White Castle, Taco Bell, Indian food, chineese, etc. as possible
2. Wait as long as you can WITHOUT TAKING A SHIT!
3. When you just cant hold it anymore, let it all out right in front of the fucking door!

Or you could just nicely ask for your stash back?
187
10-19-2005, 02:01 AM
nahh put the shit in a paper bag then light it on fire in front of there door
TheAtomicPunk
10-19-2005, 02:02 AM
Fuckin steal their mailbox. lol
nickx760
10-19-2005, 02:04 AM
hahah yeah ask for it back

dude y did u even let her take it? who cares if its his mother, its the same as if any other person was like "give me your weed" ud be like "yeah, fuck you" and leave

if i was toking at my friends house and his mom was like "give me that" id be like "umm no i gotta go bye"
kr0nicmike
10-19-2005, 02:12 AM
Fuckin steal their mailbox. lol


HAHA Thats fuckin halarious cause I stole EVERY single mailbox on my street one night(we have a slot thingy at our house :D ) and then about 4 months later I went out one night and put them all back in different peoples yards, next day it was in the newspaper titled "MAILBOX THEIF RETURNS STOLEN MAILBOXES" then it went on for like a whole fuckin story about it, lol I litteraly laughed so hard i pissed my pants a little bit and I will admit it! :eek:
STDzRus
10-19-2005, 02:13 AM
Don't eat White Castle it contains Cyanide.
kr0nicmike
10-19-2005, 02:17 AM
Don't eat White Castle it contains Cyanide.


Shit, really? Damn I live off that shit
Fan o KmK
10-19-2005, 02:38 AM
^^ haha, yea im definity gona jack their mailbox. im thinking about putting like six stink bombs in her car or something.
kr0nicmike
10-19-2005, 02:41 AM
go for it muthafucka, and dont settle for 6, get as many as the weed is worth to you

Also sell the mailbox on eBay and buy more weed with the money
yzstoned
10-19-2005, 02:43 AM
talkto ur friend ask him what the scoop is, and if he could get back your stuff since technically it's not his. if not well fucking break in and steal it. lol
Fan o KmK
10-19-2005, 02:43 AM
dude..she stole me stash of chron...every time i think of it i just wana cry. that was like 60 bucks of herb down teh drain! no!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!
yzstoned
10-19-2005, 02:45 AM
better yet call the cops and be like some bitch has a lot of pot nd i'd like to report it.
Fan o KmK
10-19-2005, 02:48 AM
^^ haha, yea im definity gona jack their mailbox. im thinking about putting like six stink bombs in her car or something.
yzstoned
10-19-2005, 02:51 AM
pull the old order 20 pizzas to their house gag
JohnnyChimpo
10-19-2005, 02:58 AM
better yet call the cops and be like some bitch has a lot of pot nd i'd like to report it.
That would be funny as hell. :D
Fan o KmK
10-19-2005, 03:05 AM
^ dude id shit myself while on the phone wiht teh cops...id be like "uh, officer..some lady has a sack of *HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA*" then id just go "aw fuck it, some chick stole my pot can u get it back for me"
nickx760
10-19-2005, 04:01 AM
why did u let her take your weed??
lateralus
10-19-2005, 04:06 AM
Or you can handle it like an adult and not get yourself into more trouble.
Void
10-19-2005, 04:11 AM
Thats so premature and gay.Stink bombs? Egg her house? Fork her yard? I can't even explain how fucking lame that is.You need to fucking kick her in the ovaries and cause some permenant damage.Or on a more realistic note fucking soak a rag in gas and put it in the gas tank and set that shit on fire.Haha nah just kidding.What you should do though is find a nice solid clear spot on the house..get some toilet paper,gasoline, and a shovel.Soak the TP in the gasoline put it on the shovel light that shit on fire and torpeedo it at the house.Cause when that shit puts itself out (hopefully not catching the house on fire) its HARD as FUCK to get off.Or cut open a tennis ball and fill it up with strike anywhere match heads seal it with duct tape and throw that shit at her when she leaves the house....and laugh :).
nickx760
10-19-2005, 04:13 AM
or not^
Void
10-19-2005, 04:15 AM
Or do what Lateralus said, cause if your going to anything it better be hard fucking core.I mean theres people out there macing each other while you kids throw eggs at cars or waste 3 hours of your night putting forks in yards.
Bazooka Tooth
10-19-2005, 04:24 AM
OH MY GOD. Do they have a nice, green, lawn? buy a bunch of motor oil and pour it out on the lawn. But you got to pour it out in letters, and spell out "CUNTS LIVE HERE" or something like that.

Or you can Freeze up a bunch of cans of shaving cream, pull the tops off, and put the still frozen cans in their car. When it thaws it will be all over the place.
Void
10-19-2005, 04:26 AM
Or piss in a gallon jug until its full, then wait till a day they leave there car window open a bit and pour that shit in there.Dosn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how bad that would smell.
chakruh
10-19-2005, 04:33 AM
Like gravity, karma is always there in its fullest potency, even when people do not comprehend it.
partyguy420
10-19-2005, 04:35 AM
or just put a live cat in her car with the winders cracked opeand a wee bit so the cat can breath and give that cat lots of water a milk and shit like that, (do that after u hot box her car
noruth
10-19-2005, 04:40 AM
2 choices:
For the yard get a mover and cut a mesage into the grass set it as low as it will go that S^#&$ will be there for weeks.
OR
Send the mom a subscripton to certain magazines and let the kids or husband find tham
Fan o KmK
10-19-2005, 05:05 AM
wait bazooka, what do u mean...freeze some whip cream cans then take the cap off and stick it in teh car...dude wtf will that do?
Bazooka Tooth
10-19-2005, 05:18 AM
1. Shaving cream not whipeed cream.
2. when it thaws, it will explode. I think.
Fan o KmK
10-19-2005, 05:44 AM
cool! gota try taht.
Caruso329
10-19-2005, 06:45 AM
If you can get inside their house do an upper decker. Take the top off a toilet and take a shit inside that, and put the lid back on. It will take them awhile to figure out where the smell is coming from... ":cool:
STDzRus
10-19-2005, 06:49 AM
Hmm..

This one ALWAYS WORKS!

Get some black paint..paint all their windows while they are gone. Or as many as you can.

then..superglue their mailbox shut and run streaks of superglue down their cars..this will RUIN their paint

Second choice.

If you can get inside their houses..seram wrap everything.
Fan o KmK
10-19-2005, 06:50 AM
^ haha i like teh supergluing mailbox idea, thats good.
chakruh
10-19-2005, 07:10 AM
you know shes smoking your weed right now don'tyou? and she's laughing about it picturing your face when she busted yo shit.
padro420kmk
10-19-2005, 01:00 PM
CALL THE COP'S TELL THEM they care
slipknotpsycho
10-19-2005, 02:11 PM
first...get access to her car and remove the break pedal shoe, tape a few stink bombs to the metal part and put the shoe back on (so when she hits the breaks, they break) plug up a sink somewhere that doesn't get noticed very easily (like if the parents have a bathroom in their room and they're gone and no one uses it) and turn on the water to a slow trickle. put two raw eggs in a bowl and slide it underneathe the parents bed...won't cause damage but it'll stink like a mother fucker in a few days. go to a pet store and buy a dozen feeder mice (have both males and females) and let them loose in the house. if they have laminated or tile floors (not ceramic) poor honey or syrup all over it and smear it in. won't cause any damage, but sure as hell will be a pain in the ass to clean. that's about all the ideas i got i'm not too good on not causing damage....but if you ever wanna cause damage lemme know, i could give you 1000 or more ways to cause damage, all the way from busting out a window, to making them replace most or all of their engine by pooring sugar in it.
ShamanicHippy
10-19-2005, 03:18 PM
ok i have tried the shaving cream thing and it works.
1. you take shaving cream and stick it in the freezer
2. after like 12 hours or so take it out and get it to your target as fast as possible.
3. poke holes and stuff in the container and put it wherever you like (the car is a great place, between the glass door and their front door is another because they open the door their house will have oodles of SC in it.)
the shaving cream thaws and expands and get EVERYWHERE. so if you put like five or six in someones car it will FILL the car with cream and it is very cool. definitly try this.
nickx760
10-19-2005, 07:09 PM
how about u do nothing because you should not have let her take your weed.
Blazethechronic
10-19-2005, 07:13 PM
yeah i belive in karma but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, google the anarchist cookbook theres so many ways you can fuck up there world its not even funny.
Gecko
10-19-2005, 07:17 PM
Dude... just buy a shit-load of salt, when I say shit-load I mean... Like 9 or 10 huge economy size tubs of it. And just pour it all over there yard, and make sure it's good and saturated. Get creative, try to write things really big in their yard like "Crack house" or my personal favorite "Homo House". But pour salt on everything that grows in theer yard. Grass, flowers, bushes, everything. :) Oh... and get plastic forks and stick the prongs in the ground and break off the handle... do that all over the yard. :)
crashdamage
10-19-2005, 07:30 PM
Step one: Don't do any of the really stupid revenge things that people wrote here. Read them, enjoy the fantasy in your mind of actually doing them, then get over it.
Step Two. Learn from your mistakes. Dont repeat them. Instead, make new ones so you can learn from them, as well.
Step three. There is no step three.
lateralus
10-19-2005, 08:08 PM
Step one: Don't do any of the really stupid revenge things that people wrote here. Read them, enjoy the fantasy in your mind of actually doing them, then get over it.
Step Two. Learn from your mistakes. Dont repeat them. Instead, make new ones so you can learn from them, as well.
Step three. There is no step three.Sounds good to me. And don't forget that your friend lives there. It's not his fault. Your mom could've done the same thing. How would you feel if your house got all fucked up and it was your friend behind it all along? Would you feel like you deserved it? You're going to end up burning your bridges when you could've risen above the drama. Don't act like a kid.
Nochowderforyou
10-19-2005, 09:05 PM
Or you can handle it like an adult and not get yourself into more trouble.

You must be joking? It's like a fuckin twinkie convention in here. You're all fuckin lame as shit. Stink bombs in the mailbox, egging their house? Get real, you're a pussy. You let her take your weed and now you want to go and get revenge afterwards? Oh wait, you probably didn't want her to call your mommy and daddy so you won't get grounded

Not to mention all of the other suggestions here. Ya, you're all cool okay :confused: Now go play with your friends and be home by 9, it's a school night.

I'd like to run into anyone who salted my lawn. I'd beat them down so fuckin hard, despite how many friends, stink bombs, salt and shit you can produce.
lateralus
10-19-2005, 09:38 PM
Are you applauding my post or criticizing it? I was telling him not to do anything.
slipknotpsycho
10-19-2005, 10:11 PM
he's applauding it....and in my defense i'd never do the stuff i put...cuz like i said...not doing damage isn't my way (i don't really seek revenge anymore anyways...i just let fate and karma handle it) i was just trying to answer his question....
Fan o KmK
10-19-2005, 10:17 PM
nochowderforyou youve been a fucking dick in the last like 3 threads, shut the fuck up and go smoke some weed.
hothippygirl
10-19-2005, 11:26 PM
Well, shit happens. I've lost my stash to a friend's jealous parents. There will be more weed to come. If you want a little payback you dont have to "destroy" anything. Here is a personal favorite of mine; Get back into the house (dont break in), go to the head and take a shit, but instead of shitting in the bowl you shit in the tank and leave it there. Its called the "upper-deck" and works great.
lateralus
10-19-2005, 11:29 PM
Damn, woman. I'll be sure not to make you mad. :(
Fan o KmK
10-19-2005, 11:46 PM
^^ haha! yea thats an awesome idea.
tylerkane
10-19-2005, 11:51 PM
or just put a live cat in her car with the winders cracked opeand a wee bit so the cat can breath and give that cat lots of water a milk and shit like that, (do that after u hot box her car
whats up with you and fucking with animals? :S

anyways, a word of advice, never bring more then you are going to need
slipknotpsycho
10-20-2005, 12:46 AM
wonderful advice...in fact i always follow that..if i'm going toa friends house i bring what i wanna smoke and leave the rest ....why not roll ajoint and if you do get caught run less of a risk then bring an ounce that your gonna smoke no more than 2 or 3 grams out of at the tiem....
Blaze420
10-20-2005, 01:21 AM
hahah yeah ask for it back

dude y did u even let her take it? who cares if its his mother, its the same as if any other person was like "give me your weed" ud be like "yeah, fuck you" and leave

if i was toking at my friends house and his mom was like "give me that" id be like "umm no i gotta go bye"

good call
Fan o KmK
10-20-2005, 01:38 AM
hahaha! i walked up to the house thsi after noon, knocked on the door and she answerd. i was like mrs johansen, can i have my weed back please. and ur never gona fucking believe what she said. she looked at me real hard and said "sure sweety, sorry for overreacting, and i wont tell your parents, eric knows better than to smoke in the house"...then she fucking gives me my sac back...omg...as she was handin it to me, she said, "as punishment, i stole a bowl". then went back inside...i just stood there with my mouth open like omg...good thing i didnt fuck their house lol
stothelutz
10-20-2005, 01:43 AM
^ Holy shit what an awesome mom. See they are all right about karama. Its kinda ghetto that she took your bowl but thats still awesome. My rents stole 3/4 a ounce and my bowl and I still haven't seen either.
Green Screen
10-20-2005, 01:54 AM
KICK HER/HIM/HIS HOUSE/HIS MAILBOX IN THE THROAT!!!
nickx760
10-20-2005, 02:06 AM
hahaha! i walked up to the house thsi after noon, knocked on the door and she answerd. i was like mrs johansen, can i have my weed back please. and ur never gona fucking believe what she said. she looked at me real hard and said "sure sweety, sorry for overreacting, and i wont tell your parents, eric knows better than to smoke in the house"...then she fucking gives me my sac back...omg...as she was handin it to me, she said, "as punishment, i stole a bowl". then went back inside...i just stood there with my mouth open like omg...good thing i didnt fuck their house lol


haha thats tight, good thing you didnt do anything. good thing u listened to the people who said to ask for it back, and not the people who told u to fuck up her house
nickx760
10-20-2005, 02:06 AM
KICK HER/HIM/HIS HOUSE/HIS MAILBOX IN THE THROAT!!!


^dumbass
Fan o KmK
10-20-2005, 02:26 AM
^ lol, yea im so stoked, she didnt steal my bowl, she stole a bowl from my sack. id have been pissed of seh stole my glas piece.
lateralus
10-20-2005, 03:41 AM
That's awesome. An old friend of mine's mom (who smoked daily.. shwag might I add) came in after the four of us had had a little bong session, and promptly threw us the fuck out and ruined my day. Apparently she thought we were bad seeds. Or maybe she's just pissed cuz I was always hittin' dank skunk #1 and she was stuck on Mexican brick shit weed. :cool: