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Emperor
10-18-2005, 11:45 PM
Has anyone every seen an ADULT MERNIMBLER.

It eats everything it sees and dies of chronic indigestion.

Approximate height: 14cm
Emperor
10-19-2005, 12:37 AM
CLUNGE AMBLER

This sweaty little waddle-gimp shuffles around trying to cuddle things. He is weird and smells, so is constantly being beaten up and buried. He never learns his lesson and always tries to find and cuddle the Flanimal that buried him. The Flanimal usually buries him again.

Approximate height: 9cm
Emperor
10-19-2005, 12:40 AM
GRUNDIT

Staggers around half-witted and grumpy, trying to start trouble. Its favourite hobby is using the Puddloflaj as a form of transport, but it always falls off, causing the bumps on its head. Luckily the brain is too small to be affected.

Approximate height: 6.5cm.
Emperor
10-19-2005, 12:42 AM
PUDDLOFLAJ

Cowardly wobbler that spends its days avoiding the Grundit. The Puddloflaj looks like a useless fat blob. It actually doesn't have an ounce of fat on it - it's water retention. In fact it's nearly 100% water, sort of like filling a balloon from a tap. Baby Puddloflaj can be used as water bombs.

Approximate height: 8cm.
Emperor
10-19-2005, 12:45 AM
MUNTY FLUMPLE

This little dough-brained chump mijlet likes everything. It wanders around and stares at things, instantly falling in love. It will stand staring for days until the Flanimal it is staring at moves away. If it falls in love with a Glonk, it is there forever.

Approximate height: 6cm
GHoSToKeR
10-19-2005, 12:46 AM
I'm going to post in this thread out of pity.
Emperor
10-19-2005, 12:48 AM
HONK

Moley squit that sleeps all day, until for no reason it makes the loudest noise on the planet, causing its nose to trumpet up to fifty times normal size. It then falls to the floor exhausted and fast asleep.

Approximate height: 4.5cm
Emperor
10-19-2005, 12:51 AM
They are from Ricky Gervais' book Flanimals,

I think they are pretty cool and funny,

Ricky was great in the Office.
tylerkane
10-19-2005, 12:52 AM
wtf are you doing?
:(
Emperor
10-19-2005, 12:54 AM
what does it look like i'm doing,

fu<k off you freak
GHoSToKeR
10-19-2005, 12:56 AM
Emperor, what was your user name here before you got banned?
rastabill89
10-19-2005, 01:00 AM
dude 7 threads in 1 day man your gettin more annyoing then wooman
Emperor
10-19-2005, 01:01 AM
you can guess and I promise I will tell you if you are right,

I think I'm on my third account,

I'm not sure, I stopped coming for a while once.
GHoSToKeR
10-19-2005, 01:01 AM
dude 7 threads in 1 day man your gettin more annyoing then wooman
I think he's equally as annoying as thewooman.............. I think we're on to something, Lol
GHoSToKeR
10-19-2005, 01:02 AM
you can guess and I promise I will tell you if you are right,

I think I'm on my third account,

I'm not sure, I stopped coming for a while once.
I'm not gonna play fucking guessing games with you, you asshole.
Emperor
10-19-2005, 01:05 AM
I know 'Rasta' but my parents only give me back the telephone wire yesterday,

they snipped it with scissors,

now I have to connect the four coloured wires together on one end and line up the other four wires on the other end with the ordinary telephone to get it to go into the wall socket,

I'm just bored,

I have a Tech-Forum and this forum that I only ever post on, no were else.
Emperor
10-19-2005, 01:07 AM
is there no setting for Ghostoker to ignore my posts and not have them displayed on his side, if he feels so strongly about it.
tylerkane
10-19-2005, 01:08 AM
well, go back, and send me my $45 back nobiee
:(((((
Emperor
10-19-2005, 01:14 AM
tylerkane

lick my left butt cheek
Emperor
10-19-2005, 01:15 AM
tylerkane

lick my right butt cheek
paperlunatic
10-19-2005, 01:21 AM
lmfao, i like honk..
flamingskullballs
10-19-2005, 01:22 AM
awww, emperors mommy cut the telephone cord???

these guys...i think i saw em on a trip once...

flaming animals...

do you have lots of acne emperor??? dont worry, when you pass the pre-teen stage, you might even get hair on your nuts!

thought emperor is a good band
Emperor
10-19-2005, 01:27 AM
no i'm 24 years old,

but an umemployed 24 year old at that,

I don't blame them they have to pay for it but I know how to pull on their heart strings, like we all do.
Phresher than it Got
10-19-2005, 01:43 AM
holy shit dude, you have a pretty pathetic life, sittin on your computer cuz you got no job at 24, you conect to the net w/ a broken phone cord just to post the STUPDEST shit on a forum, youve been banned twice because of it, i hope you die soon out of the mercy of god,
Emperor
10-19-2005, 01:47 AM
fuck, I thought they were pretty cool, I must have a weird sense of humour,

anyway, I have a full education and have a future,

your sitting on a forum posting shit aswell, this is all shit but we do it, it didn't take but a few seconds out of my full schedule to post them anyway,

what a shit avatar btw!