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grasshopper420
10-18-2005, 11:40 PM
ok so this kid comes up to us and we know him but dont like him at all because hes a tag-along so he all asks us if he can get a ride to our dealers house and im like ok so tony gets this idea and he nudges me in the ribs and say play along so im all ok so here is the whole conversation:

Tony-play along bro
Me-aight
Tony-ok Brett(the tag-along) theres somthing you need to know before going to the dealer
Brett-what?
Tony-his password the customers all use
Brett-which is???
Tony-nudges me again
Me-"skinflute"
Brett-whats a skinflute????
Me-nevermind that just knock on his door tell him you want to buy his skinflute
Tony-*trying to stifle laughter* wat he said
Brett- ok got it


we drop him off and were gonna go get him in like 5 min
im still laughin my nuts off
Void
10-18-2005, 11:48 PM
LMFA LOLZ.Hopefully theres a bullet in his head!
geoffrowley19
10-18-2005, 11:56 PM
u shoulda just stayed and watched....tell me what happened tho
wutang123456
10-19-2005, 12:32 AM
tag alongs piss me off... and i know a tagalong named brett
hes probally bought one straight bag in his life
Blaze420
10-19-2005, 04:15 AM
haha, thats funny, you should have watched, or just gotten him to smoke u up or something usually that's what we do with tag alongs around here we just say we're up for blazin but odnt have any weed and they always smoke us up and think we're their friends for some reason?
sMOkeY bOB
10-20-2005, 01:55 AM
ok man the skin flute thing is damn funny man but yea i woulda smoked his bud lil freek tag alongs need shooting
Goodman3eb
10-21-2005, 02:44 AM
so? how'd it go?
prplchknz
10-21-2005, 04:31 AM
that sounded funny you should have stayed and taped it. then uploaded it and let us watch.
grasshopper420
10-22-2005, 03:20 AM
ok i came back later and he was on the corner with a black eye and the chinceist bag ive ever seen he just still didnt know what was going on and we just bummed a bowl and when he asked for a ride home we just said "were almost outta gas" and he said "ill give you some gas money" so we drive him home and he gives me 20$ and i had a 3/4 tank so it was cool we just bought a 3.5 gram bud :D
GSW389
10-22-2005, 03:39 AM
thats sick dude, nice job :D

lol, blackeye
partyguy420
10-22-2005, 05:12 AM
sweet.thats sum sweet shit. how mutch gas did it take to get to the kids house. i cant wait until i can do shit like that to kids.
theroomkeepspinnin
10-22-2005, 09:42 PM
ok i came back later and he was on the corner with a black eye and the chinceist bag ive ever seen he just still didnt know what was going on and we just bummed a bowl and when he asked for a ride home we just said "were almost outta gas" and he said "ill give you some gas money" so we drive him home and he gives me 20$ and i had a 3/4 tank so it was cool we just bought a 3.5 gram bud :D
for a second there i thought you were going to say ok i came back later and he was on the corner with a bullet in his head. :) but now hes gonna have **cough**another**cough** black eye to explain to his mother and father lol
grasshopper420
10-24-2005, 04:53 AM
its only a two mile drive to his house from where we were too and we beat him up like sixy time before that incidend and he still follows us around wanting weed i think that wen my plant is don im gonna sell him sticks flakes and leaves for like 50 bones an 8th and see if he buys
A Foo Says
10-24-2005, 10:52 PM
Dude. That's fucked up. I can't believe I'm the only one who feels sorry for the kid. He just wants some friends and enjoys the herb, so you send him to some dealers house to make himself look like a dick then almost left him there? Dude. That's some messed up stuff. =/
Reefer Rogue
10-25-2005, 09:25 AM
Dude. That's fucked up. I can't believe I'm the only one who feels sorry for the kid. He just wants some friends and enjoys the herb, so you send him to some dealers house to make himself look like a dick then almost left him there? Dude. That's some messed up stuff. =/

I agree. Funny story though.
Bwueh
10-25-2005, 03:01 PM
seriously if I was in that kids position you would all still be layed out at at the dealers house. I swear to god I woulda waited for you fucks to come back and I woulda hit every one of you fucks with some steel in the teeth. But he's the dumbass that didn't know wut a skinflute was.
Joel
10-26-2005, 04:30 AM
HAHA, great story.

Kind of rough for the kid though, atleast dont give him your stems and shit man.
robert42
10-26-2005, 10:51 AM
lmfao!
tylerkane
10-27-2005, 02:58 AM
1/10... maybe 1 out of every 7 people on this site is a fucking punk
Goodman3eb
10-27-2005, 11:01 AM
It's kind of funny if he's really annoying, but I think at this point just telling him to leave you alone is a better bet.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT cheat him out of his hard-earned money for weed. In fact, if you sell him good weed at a decent price, and he show's all of his newbie friends, you have just cornered and monopolized yourself your own private market share-- well worth it, IMO.
grasshopper420
11-06-2005, 01:13 PM
all you guys who are defending him can bite my ass you dont know this kid when he follows you around relentlessly for a year calling you "bro" and fuckin up dates and shit then you can talk
thcbongman
11-06-2005, 01:22 PM
The kid is pretty stupid.

Because if you actually tried to get me to do it, I would've pushed you, locked your arms, and pummeled you till you became nice and blue.

Again, no wonder you did it to him, he sounds like a total dumbass.
Corporal Punishment
11-06-2005, 05:31 PM
grasshopper420, you are SUCH a dickhead. what a wanker just grow up man. so what if he a tag along maybe he finds it hard to make friends. pathetic people like you just get your kicks from making people miserable don't you. you make me sick, your whats wrong with the world.
Dr Evil
11-06-2005, 05:53 PM
GRASSHOPPER420. no offence... but u r wrong man... that's just not right... even if the kid is a complete asshole, what u guys did is wrong.
BobBong
11-06-2005, 06:45 PM
I'll be laughing when the irate fucker burns your house down and steals your car.
Corporal Punishment
11-07-2005, 12:13 PM
oooh i really hope that happens :)
50BagOfGreens
11-07-2005, 05:38 PM
FUCK ALL OF YOU BITCHES
Corporal Punishment
11-07-2005, 05:48 PM
wh...who are you siding with there?
MeatRulz
11-07-2005, 09:59 PM
lol
Fattie
11-07-2005, 10:00 PM
Damnit, my brother never signs out. That was me...
DiLoS
11-07-2005, 11:28 PM
Wow your a nice guy. Even if he's a tag along I wouldn't do that shit to a person, have you lost all morales about the lifestyle of smoking pot. Well if something bad happens for you in awhile just remember how you told that kid to go to a dealer's house and told him to ask if he wants to buy a "skin flute". It was a little funny I have to admit, but still what you did was wrong. Even if the guy is a tag along don't let him get his ass kicked, you deserve to get the shit kicked out of you for being such a prick to him. You should just tell the kid straight up how you feel about him tagging along, or beat him up yourself like a man and not be a puss and let your dealer do it....
Corporal Punishment
11-08-2005, 10:00 AM
i want to hear grasshopper420's pathetic excuse for this....
DaBudhaStank
11-09-2005, 12:27 AM
true that, its really goes against what us smokers work for, ya know, stickin up for the little guy, tryin to have some peace in the world and shit. if he bothered you, you shoulda just said "yo man, sorry to break it to you but we aint friends, so leave us alone". that woulda been the decent thing to do, nothin gives you the right to be a total dick to someone.