Perfect Stoner Job [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

Breukelen advocaat

10-18-2005, 11:14 PM

just wonderin what u guys think is the perfect stoner job ???????? :D :D Peace

In the old days, overseas, people ran naked through marijuana fields accumulating resin on their bodies, which was scraped off to make hash. That's the perfect job, IMO!

flamingskullballs

10-18-2005, 11:16 PM

most things in the arts...music, dance, sculptures...anything of the sort...

or if your more of the lazy, unconstructive stoner (yet very lovable) maybe working at the photo hut!!!
a laid back food place is good...or a head shop...or a cafe...

looseends

10-18-2005, 11:23 PM

cruising around in my (future) RV gigging with my husband.

Canadabis

10-18-2005, 11:28 PM

I love painting houses. Its the 1337z012z :cool:

Anonymous

10-18-2005, 11:35 PM

head shop or rock star

t3chyo

10-18-2005, 11:36 PM

pizza guy

SkunkNZ

10-18-2005, 11:40 PM

Race car driver, ohh how i'd love to drive at bathurst baked as

TonyD

10-19-2005, 12:00 AM

Its fairly obvious, working in a coffeeshop in Amsterdam.

Nightstar

10-19-2005, 12:06 AM

There need's to be a job's that don't test list on this web site.

jfoster

10-19-2005, 12:09 AM

definitely either a head shop or a record store(that paid really well and had lots of free food)

Tonysgirl4ever420

10-19-2005, 12:52 AM

Vending machine guy!!! :p

Canadabis

10-19-2005, 12:55 AM

There need's to be a job's that don't test list on this web site.
They dont even test city employees here. I dont think even some federal, like forestry doods.

esrabalamir

10-19-2005, 12:55 AM

sex robot

GHoSToKeR

10-19-2005, 12:57 AM

Lol

rastabill89

10-19-2005, 12:57 AM

drug dealer

esrabalamir

10-19-2005, 12:57 AM

Vending machine guy!!! :p
try sylian machine baby :D

Krippysmoker

10-19-2005, 01:50 AM

I used to work at a strip club spray tanning the dancers. It was a cool job good money...but to much bitching...and drunk girls bitching is a real downer. lol btw the spray tanning equipment is for sale!!!

Drugman Joe

10-19-2005, 01:52 AM

Headshop owner...

Or a headshop employee in Amsterdam. :D

benagain

10-19-2005, 01:55 AM

whatever pays the most with the least ammount of actual work. If it paid nice, I wouldn't mind being a beta tester for video games or something. I like my job allright I guess. Surf the net and answer phones, but I'm home all the time so I can't complain.

agruel

10-19-2005, 01:59 AM

Concessions or projectionist at a small art-house cinema... I used to work in one, actually, and, believe me, it was perfect. sell tickets and popcorn, then start the movie and burn one.... Saw some good movies there... if only I could remember them! Unfortunately the place went bankrupt. too many non-stoners out there who like movies like Terminator or Rambo, rather than Liquid Sky or Repo-Man!

bigel

10-19-2005, 02:02 AM

hey crippy what kind of equipment do you have and how do you go about getting that job just walk in there and ask??? and what would someone get paid for getting spray tanned lol.....let me know thanks

beachguy in thongs

10-19-2005, 02:14 AM

Lifeguard at an indoor municipal pool.

STDzRus

10-19-2005, 02:15 AM

A Cook..that's what I am.

It's like art on a metal grill..no drug tests.

Ganj

10-19-2005, 02:38 AM

just wonderin what u guys think is the perfect stoner job ???????? :D :D

Peace

...no job at all???

the "perfect" job for me would be a window-washer. you know, those guys who are hanging off the side of some of the largest skyscrapers, washing away. i'd absolutely love to have that as a career.

lizzie on low

10-19-2005, 02:44 AM

Night shift at Arco AM/PM.

No boss, just me and a few regular customers, and plenty of free time for smoke breaks.

amydan420

10-19-2005, 02:55 AM

Guys c'mon the perfect job for a stoner would be a WEED TESTER!!

I would like to be paid in chocolate and cheetos...

amydan420

10-19-2005, 02:56 AM

Higher me now...

Sometimes, I totally crack me up. HEheHE.

Ganj

10-19-2005, 02:56 AM

Guys c'mon the perfect job for a stoner would be a WEED TESTER!!

I would like to be paid in chocolate and cheetos...

it's either that, or being retired.

paperlunatic

10-19-2005, 03:02 AM

Musician, or artist. any thing in relation to art.

amydan420

10-19-2005, 03:10 AM

I guess you guys were talking about real jobs with real pay and in that case I would have to say photographer which is what I am. I am also a starving artist, oil paintings, sculpture and whatever other crazy stuff I come up with when stoned.

Satovan

10-19-2005, 03:16 AM

Roadie for Willie Nelson!

Kramerica

10-19-2005, 04:12 AM

If youre young, still in school, whatever, work at golf course. One or two of your co-workers are GUARANTEED to smoke weed. And you spend a lot of time riding around the course, alone mostly. Plenty of hiding places as well.

the last stand

10-19-2005, 07:23 AM

lol, i work as an IT Tech guy. It's not a good stoner job really, coz of the enviornment i work in. I need to either get self employed, or change track completely.....i dunno, life, eh?

Euphoric

10-19-2005, 08:58 AM

perfekt stoner jobs

10. Professional Drug Lord
9. Beta Tester for video games
8. Fighter Pilot
7. Owning cannabis.com
6. Artist
5. Greenhouse Dude/Dudette
4. Amsterdamian Whore
3. Cult Leader
2. Global Dictator
1. Kottonmouth King

robert42

10-19-2005, 10:10 AM

the best job would be

to own a cannabis coffeeshop

SensiRide

10-19-2005, 10:19 AM

Perfect job â?? chocolate tester in a huge live-in chocolate factory where all the fittings and furnishings are made from candy that never runs out aaaaah, before every tasting you are given a huge blunt of white widow to smoke on :D

lardman

10-19-2005, 10:29 AM

Working at a headshop would be great for me since im a teen. I would just sit there all day looking at the shit in the store/listening to music. And when no one is in the shop, go in the back room with the boss and get baked. Even if the boss isnt there, lol.

drgreenthumb1238

10-19-2005, 01:31 PM

SensiRide

10-19-2005, 01:39 PM

Sensiride, my idea is a bit like yours but I'm not that much of a chocolate fan lol, but a food taster, that would be sweet, a job where the munchies would actually help!MMMMM lovely unhealthy junkfood!

Yeah but they also had some sort of pill you could take afterwards to stop you putting on weight from all the food tasting (preferably an E) OR a job as a judge at the Cannabis cup awards mmmmmm!

Whos Carl

10-19-2005, 01:41 PM

" If you choose a job you love then you will never do a days work in your life".

drgreenthumb1238

10-19-2005, 01:42 PM

Now you're making the job even better, only prob is I'd have to smoke lotsa skunk after a pill. Must admit I have got a lil belly due to my overindulgence in munchies lol, I used to be able to do 300 sit ups in a row!

Whos Carl

10-19-2005, 01:46 PM

drgreenthumb1238

10-19-2005, 01:52 PM

Cheeky sod, I only weigh 9 1/2 stone lol!Depends if ya get paid for wanking lol!

Whos Carl

10-19-2005, 01:55 PM

9 1/2 stone and a bit of a belly how? You small?

ShamanicHippy

10-19-2005, 01:59 PM

^^yeah cept it would suck when it was hot/hella cold/mega windy ^^

my perfect stoner job......hmmmm this is a toughie. a telemarketer.
"hello"
"hello I am with SBC commu'intense giggleing'nications. and i was, oh shit i just cant do this man"
I love talking to people when im stoned and i love getting called by telemarketers and talking to them when im high. so i think that would probably the best

ShamanicHippy

10-19-2005, 02:01 PM

Oh MY GOD ok well in the time that it took me to write my last reply (the ^^ was to the guy who wanted to be a window washer.) like a million people posted. i feel like a dumbass cuz it took me like an hour to write that.

drgreenthumb1238

10-19-2005, 02:05 PM

Yeah I'm only 5ft4 its only a lil bit of a belly lol!

Caruso329

10-19-2005, 03:47 PM

When weed is legalized it will be OFFICIAL MARIJUANA TESTER!

robert42

10-19-2005, 03:52 PM

it u mean I

say sorry :p

the last stand

10-19-2005, 04:03 PM

it u mean I

say sorry :p

no, he means it, lol...as in, when weed is leagalised it (it meaning the best stoner job) will be official marijuana tester, lol,

say sorry :p

robert42

10-19-2005, 04:06 PM

no i shall not aoplogize u have only voiced a opinion i voiced a fact

*i;ll e-hurt u!*

:p

the last stand

10-19-2005, 04:07 PM

no sir, i am the voice of reason (stoned reason), lol

buddymyfriend

10-19-2005, 04:08 PM

just wonderin what u guys think is the perfect stoner job ???????? :D :D

Peace

A food taster!

beachguy in thongs

10-19-2005, 04:10 PM

We have no strippers here??? Damn.

yoda

10-19-2005, 07:45 PM

musician, which is my goal as well. nothing sounds better than touring all over the world, playing music while high, and just seeing what places have the best bud.

dark0ne

10-19-2005, 07:53 PM

an ice cream truck driver. only the ice cream will be pot ice cream, and i only cruse arround at night. oh yah i'm gonna need a co-pilot, preferrably a hot girl who likes to get high for free.

flamingskullballs

10-19-2005, 07:59 PM

id enjoy to own a cafe or a theatre...movies or plays...

id play good mivies too...like the clockwork orange and american beauty...

or a record company...

window washing would freak me out, cause id get the bright idea to do it after taking a few blotters...

id love to own something...not even a chain, but just one of those little places all the local stoners hang out...

like a twisted moxie java...with beethoven and bach playing, crazy designs on the floors...the whole ceiling being a mirror...everything in the whole shop either black or white...

kingcannabis

10-20-2005, 03:12 PM

Hands down it would have to be at a pipe/smoke shop. Nice discounts and the boss can't expect you to not be high.