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Lola
06-30-2004, 06:22 AM
vagina...................

Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...

And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...

1. Finally find that damned G-spot. :p :p :p :D
nancyrenee
06-30-2004, 06:26 AM
Yeah all that plus they would be looking for some lesbians to get it on with.
Nugs4Me
06-30-2004, 06:29 AM
Lola always has the best topics, but I still feel sad for the little ducks :(
Lola
06-30-2004, 06:30 AM
Yeah all that plus they would be looking for some lesbians to get it on with.
tru story :(
Ammie
06-30-2004, 10:02 AM
lmao haha lola where in the hell do u get this shit from god i love ya :p
dog420
06-30-2004, 02:49 PM
lmao @ No.1 i eat the G spot most nights love :P its not that hard to find if some lads cant find it go get urselfs a map ;) www.freemaps4u.com/G.spot
tokinsmoke
07-01-2004, 05:03 AM
omglol lmao...
that is so fuckin funny...

that is true...

peace
duppy man
07-04-2004, 10:37 PM
Lola do you sit up through the night thinking these things up.....extremley entertaining..
OrangeHairs INC
07-05-2004, 06:06 AM
If I woke up with a vagina tomorrow and i still looked like a guy, I would probably cry until it changed back. That would be too weird, It would be funny to get the full package for a day though. And it would have to be by magic too, any other way is too weird.
Lola
07-06-2004, 05:17 PM
If I woke up with a vagina tomorrow and i still looked like a guy, I would probably cry until it changed back. That would be too weird, It would be funny to get the full package for a day though. And it would have to be by magic too, any other way is too weird.
ahahahhahahhah roflmao ahahahhahahhhahhahaah



oh snap it would just be for one day bah;)
king cola
07-06-2004, 07:22 PM
i havent laughed at the computer screen like that before, i showed my mates, same reaction!!

so true!
Ammie
08-21-2004, 05:42 AM
haahahahahahahahah i needed to bring up an old laugh haahahahahahah lola i love u xxx
Kronik Bagz
08-21-2004, 06:31 AM
hey there, this killa knows how to find the g-spot,

but if u think im sic than u dont know me very well, lol, id have my bottom 4 ribs removed........

lol


peace
Ammie
08-21-2004, 06:33 AM
lmfao omg bagz i silly ass cracker ;);)
Dr. Zoidberg
08-21-2004, 06:12 PM
waking up with a hard on is bad enough, but waking up with a penis damn that would be insane.



:eek: Are they not one in the same?

Do you not have a penis?

Interesting...
sToNeDpEnGuIn420
08-21-2004, 08:54 PM
waking up with a hard on is bad enough, but waking up with a penis damn that would be insane.



:eek:
WOW IM SO LOST so you wake up with a hard on...but you have no penis? hmm wow this so has to be one of the seven wonders of the world..Well atleast my world :confused:
Ammie
08-21-2004, 09:23 PM
lmfao hey bullet ;)
sToNeDpEnGuIn420
08-21-2004, 10:11 PM
wow lmao hahahahahhaha omg the picture in my head HAHAHHAA omg i dont think ive ever laughed so hard PROPS TO YOU
Lola
08-21-2004, 10:56 PM
ahahhahahaha praise heaven for clit boners!;)



if they only knew:D
Ammie
08-23-2004, 07:19 AM
HAAHAHAHAHAH LOLA U GIVE ME A CLIT BONER EVERYDAY ;)
Deloused
08-23-2004, 02:49 PM
can you really get them? :P
DrGonzo
08-23-2004, 04:21 PM
clit boners are entirely possible, I've proven that fact many many times.

infact, there's usually more than enough to suck on. guys, take note!
monty python
08-23-2004, 06:13 PM
Klingon proverb.
duppy man
08-23-2004, 10:31 PM
well I'm going to put that in the same drawer as the G spot often talked about, but never seen or felt;; oh i don't know I'm not a gynecologist..its a nice thought though
Humboldt215
08-23-2004, 10:37 PM
If I had a vagina, I'd be down at the docks meeting the fleet!

.. guess that makes me a slut :D
Lulu
08-23-2004, 11:14 PM
If I had a vagina, I'd be down at the docks meeting the fleet!

.. guess that makes me a slut :D
Here you'd just be a "gamey oul brazer" :rolleyes:

Isn't slang a wonderful thing? :D
ridethefire
05-27-2005, 12:55 AM
LMFAO
GHoSToKeR
05-27-2005, 01:10 AM
ahahaha awesome.. if i woke up and had a vagina for the day, and then went and had sex, would that make me gay?

:p
KronicKing
05-27-2005, 01:26 AM
who brought back this old thread? lol i forgot about it,i wish lola and ammie were still around....those were the days
InhaleItALL
05-27-2005, 06:34 PM
Ammie!! Nice avatar sexy! :)