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Gecko
10-17-2005, 10:20 PM
Are you that guy that takes it like a man? You know... there is always atleast 1 or 2 people in the group that can take mondo hits and barely cough and be able to rip another one. The guy that takes a hit off the blunt, jay, bowl, bong, etc and goes to pass it to the next person, but their still coughing so they don't take it, so you either give it to the next person, or take another mondo hit.

I always find myself doing this. I usually smoke with my friend Devin, and when I go to pass him whatever we're smoking and he'll wave it off because he's coughing his ass off because of the giant hit he just took. Yet I just took a bigger hit, and can still take another one right after that. And he's been smoking for a year and half now. I love being that guy. So to all of you who can take ass-kicking hits and be immediately ready for another, major props to you! :D

P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
10-17-2005, 10:28 PM
yeah i'm that guy. i show my dad up on my tokin' so bad it's crazy. he's only got a 22 year smoking seniority over me, yet i have great lungpower, and i take hits 2 times as big as his. ahh it makes me laugh to think about it :D anyway, thanks for the props homie.

Fan o KmK
10-17-2005, 10:33 PM
lol penguin u sob. i remember a few weeks ago u were trippin cuz ur parents suspected u or somethin, now ur fuckin takin bigger rips than ur dad. i wish i was u lol.

ShWeave
10-17-2005, 10:48 PM
i wish my dad still smoked....but now he is uptight as fuck....he got pissed b/c i told him i drink, while he flunked out of college b/c he partied to much....both my parents smoked and if i told them that i did i would be ass raped....i hate that

rysk8er420
10-17-2005, 11:26 PM
Yea i know what you mean gecko im always like the last one to hit a joint when all my bitch ass friends have quit, even though theres still like a 1/4 of it left.

But then again i have some hardcore stoner friends who make me look like a newb, so i guess it's all relative.

liquid swords
10-17-2005, 11:38 PM
I'm not sure about 'that guy', but I have the biggest lung capacity of any of my friends. I can take a huge hit, feel it overflowing into my mouth, take a deep breath, and take another huge hit all in one lung full. It's tantamount to a nice bong hit, great way to get ripped fast.

P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
10-17-2005, 11:43 PM
I'm not sure about 'that guy', but I have the biggest lung capacity of any of my friends. I can take a huge hit, feel it overflowing into my mouth, take a deep breath, and take another huge hit all in one lung full. It's tantamount to a nice bong hit, great way to get ripped fast.

*jaw drops* you are my god

slipknotpsycho
10-18-2005, 01:34 AM
Gecko 50 bucks says you couldn't do that with my steam roller....it's probably my oldest bong, and nothing can compare to it, even a gasmask is easier to handle then my steam roller.... <3 my steam roller. and yes i'm that type of person....if i'm smoking with the right people i end up smoking half the blunt to myself waiting for them to stop coughing...kind of irritating sometimes....

ibreakthings
10-18-2005, 07:57 PM
yes.

when i get the bowl, no one gets it back either because i just smoked the whle thing in one hit, or everyone else is coughing their asses off while i smoke the whole thing :D

Blazethechronic
10-18-2005, 08:01 PM
Yeah my friends always cough i dont ever rember ever coughing while smoking.my friends are like why dont you ever cough is it cause your taking a good hit no because i hit it like a man. most the time i take ghost hits to get higher

Drugman Joe
10-18-2005, 08:07 PM
Woot, I get props. I am that dude. All my friends comment on my lung capacity etc.

buddercup114
10-18-2005, 11:58 PM
So... I'm a sophomore ::female:: in college, and just so you can get a visual, I don't look like a typical "stoner". I wear mostly Abercrombie, nice clothes, hair always done, nice purses, etc... Anyways, I was smoking with my good guy friend the other day for the hundreth time and he finally was just looking at me... I was like what? He goes jeez, don't you ever cough? You are probably the most impressive smoker I've ever been around. :D Most people are even more so impressed because of my lack of being seen as a stoner, I like to be that one shocker.

Ratmbmx10
10-19-2005, 12:14 AM
Sorry but people who describe themselves as someone who wears Abercrombie are deutch bags in my book. Only people who truly do not wear Abercrombie describe themselves as wearing Abercrombie.

Back to the topic of "that guy" I personally am not "that guy" when I take I rip I cough my ass off, sometimes even pass my hit I'm coughing so bad. But hey who cares I still get just as ripped as the person next to me that never coughs. Props to the coughers :b

TheAtomicPunk
10-19-2005, 12:24 AM
haha. man, i can handle my smoke a little, but i love taking the biggest hits ever. breath all the way out, light that shit, and breath it all in. Smoke fills the room, and im on my ass coughing. But i love it!

I know a lot of people that seem straight edge and i dont like them. Then after a few days of talking to them i find myself smokin in the woods w/ them. Its all good :)

Drugman Joe
10-19-2005, 12:57 AM
Sorry but people who describe themselves as someone who wears Abercrombie are deutch bags in my book. Only people who truly do not wear Abercrombie describe themselves as wearing Abercrombie.

Back to the topic of "that guy" I personally am not "that guy" when I take I rip I cough my ass off, sometimes even pass my hit I'm coughing so bad. But hey who cares I still get just as ripped as the person next to me that never coughs. Props to the coughers :b
...they're german bags? What the fuck dude.


Yeah I know what you were saying, but learn to spell! its douche.

phoenix
10-19-2005, 01:39 AM
Yeah, it's a little ebarrassing to instult someone, but spell it wrong. >_<

Anyways, yeah, that's probably my friend. He can milk our bong so well. It's only a footer, but I can't even milk it very much, since lately my smoking has only been friday/saturday. (2 days a week), while he rips it every day, since he holds on to it, and has a lot more money to spend on bud. I don't mind, though, I get much higher, faster. :)

krons
10-19-2005, 04:35 AM
I am always that guy with whoever i smoke with. I take pride in it because everyone thinks im a pro.

flamingskullballs
10-19-2005, 05:02 AM
well its all relative...i know people that see me as a smoking god...and others were im just another guy in the circle...

i usually take nice rips...not the biggest, but im not in it for competition...

i dont know why, but people i smoke with say they have the best time smoking with me...maybe i make the high better somehow???

Caruso329
10-19-2005, 05:26 AM
I am THAT GUY! I take the biggest hits and rarely cough. I have had my moments though where I'll slip up and go into a hacking fit. But I can out-toke most of my stoner friends who have been smoking a lot longer than me.

STDzRus
10-19-2005, 05:30 AM
I am the biggest toker in all groups I have hanged out with thus far EXCEPT ONE.

My friend JOSH out tokes me all day everyday. Takes a while to get to the point where I say I can't smoke anymore. But this guy smokes weed like you wouldn't believe.

TheAtomicPunk
10-20-2005, 12:31 AM
Man, i wish i had the fuckin cash to have a smoke competition. i can keep smoking and smoking forever. i smoked a 1/2 the most, and i was hoping to get an oz this weekend, but that didnt turn out as i hoped. I hate it when people are like, "alright, lets go" and stick the bowl in there pocket like "dude, im not done yet" and there like "Dude, your blown" and im like "Not Blown Enough!"

flamingskullballs, are you just relaxed when you smoke? big uppety hyper people annoy me and destroy my high, i like the cool guys/gals who just sit around like, "yeah........"

slipknotpsycho
10-20-2005, 12:40 AM
"Not Blown Enough!"

wish my wife could understand thisconcept...and i don't mean the drug side of "blown" :rolleyes:

Blaze420
10-20-2005, 01:29 AM
yes, i am that guy.. most of my friends are too though:)

TheAtomicPunk
10-21-2005, 02:24 AM
haha, yea i get ya slipknot psycho, haha :p

prplchknz
10-21-2005, 04:24 AM
My brother's that guy I'm not but then again my brother is twice my size and has double the experiance. but do you ever burp up smoke after you're done you're just sitting their and you burp and out comes a cloud of pot smoke? cuz that happens to me a lot

STDzRus
10-21-2005, 04:26 AM
When I had a small glass piece I would heavy hit the shit out of it and find myself releasing smoke alot 10-15 minutes later. God that heaven those big tokes and heavy hits.

I am going to smoke some hash because I'm starting to miss those days..I miss Arizona.

Green Screen
10-21-2005, 04:32 AM
Sorry but people who describe themselves as someone who wears Abercrombie are deutch bags in my book. Only people who truly do not wear Abercrombie describe themselves as wearing Abercrombie.

Back to the topic of "that guy" I personally am not "that guy" when I take I rip I cough my ass off, sometimes even pass my hit I'm coughing so bad. But hey who cares I still get just as ripped as the person next to me that never coughs. Props to the coughers :b

:mad: Clothing brand doesnt make the person dude, and you need to realize that. Bud is about compassion and open mindedness, and you sir are an insult to stoners everywhere. Plus you cant spell.

Oh and props to you Buddercup

Satovan
10-21-2005, 04:39 AM
Yeah dude, she was just describing what she looked like to give you an image in your head man, chill.

I'm not a champion toker by any means, I can't even clear a bong with out like 3 hits. But, I never stop, that's the important part.

KoRnStaR
10-21-2005, 04:53 AM
Are you that guy that takes it like a man? You know... there is always atleast 1 or 2 people in the group that can take mondo hits and barely cough and be able to rip another one. The guy that takes a hit off the blunt, jay, bowl, bong, etc and goes to pass it to the next person, but their still coughing so they don't take it, so you either give it to the next person, or take another mondo hit.

I always find myself doing this. I usually smoke with my friend Devin, and when I go to pass him whatever we're smoking and he'll wave it off because he's coughing his ass off because of the giant hit he just took. Yet I just took a bigger hit, and can still take another one right after that. And he's been smoking for a year and half now. I love being that guy. So to all of you who can take ass-kicking hits and be immediately ready for another, major props to you! :D

lol...yep, that's me. I'm sure many claim they're that guy, but it's actually me in this case. Those dudes prolly smoke more then I do on their own time when we aren't smoking together, and we'll have some strong shit, and they'll cough sometimes anyway. I'm able to hold it fine and not cough, usually. I haven't coughed in a long time.

KoRnStaR
10-21-2005, 04:55 AM
I'm not sure about 'that guy', but I have the biggest lung capacity of any of my friends. I can take a huge hit, feel it overflowing into my mouth, take a deep breath, and take another huge hit all in one lung full. It's tantamount to a nice bong hit, great way to get ripped fast.

Exactly, I also try this and do it well. It's pretty awesome.

STDzRus
10-21-2005, 04:59 AM
OH..coughing..haha Yeah I cough when I smoke. But I am not one to quit smoking. I'm that guy that can last all night, get stoned up until the second I have to go to work with no sleep and still kick ass at work. Did it MANY a times when I was a waiter.

I just love weed
10-21-2005, 05:05 AM
Penguin u lucky bitch i wish my parnets smoked with me i know my dads an old hippie smoker lol who wasnt but i guess hes given it up : / least in front of me.

MullManiac
10-21-2005, 08:09 AM
Yh i know that guy, one of my mates is like that, insane, he can take a whole bowl, then while he's got it in his lings pack another one and take that too :p.
And i'm the one on the side always coughing, lol.

lateralus
10-21-2005, 09:44 AM
i like the cool guys/gals who just sit around like, "yeah........"That's me. :cool:

And I'm not that guy, although I'm complimented on my style a lot.

Hempamasta
10-21-2005, 03:41 PM
I wouldn't say that I'm "that guy", necessarily.. but I can take some very large hits. I have no shame in coughing occasionally, but I do not think that any of my friends can take hits as big as me.

Reefer Rogue
10-21-2005, 04:10 PM
When i take a hit, to me is like an art. I am definately that guy. :cool: