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buddymyfriend
10-17-2005, 03:32 PM
Alas, today is a sad day. My best friend John died in a fire infront of me. I can still hear his screams, watchin him shrivel up into the ground form whence he came. The screams and the look of him shall haunt me for enternity. Why oh why did you have balls and not that sweet bud, why oh why?

John, who started life out as Mary was my lil experment. I'd planted a seed and just stuck it on my window sill, i watered her when she needed it. Amazingly she grew without the aid of ferts or proper lighting, very stretched i'll admit about 5ft tall. And she smelt gooood....u til i read up and looked at pics of males n females. What i thought was the start of budding was, pollen sacks. So now Mary had become John overnight, you can imagine my dissapointment. I stopped watering HIM and ocassionally cursed it, threw my remote at it. Hell, it deserved the silent treatment. That lovely smell it once had was gone and he was shooting his load all over the shop! Fucking pollen everywhere! So i took the useless git out to the garden, set him on the floor, poured some petrol over him, smoked a joint and through the roach on him...Vooomm...bye bye Mark. May you rest in peace mother fucker.
beachguy in thongs
10-17-2005, 03:35 PM
John, who started life out as Mary was my lil experment. I'd planted a seed and just stuck it on my window sill, i watered her when she needed it. Amazingly she grew without the aid of ferts or proper lighting, very stretched i'll admit about 5ft tall. And she smelt gooood....u til i read up and looked at pics of males n females. What i thought was the start of budding was, pollen sacks. So now Mary had become John overnight, you can imagine my dissapointment. I stopped watering HIM and ocassionally cursed it, threw my remote at it. Hell, it deserved the silent treatment. That lovely smell it once had was gone and he was shooting his load all over the shop! Fucking pollen everywhere! So i took the useless git out to the garden, set him on the floor, poured some petrol over him, smoked a joint and through the roach on him...Vooomm...bye bye Mark. May you rest in peace mother fucker.

Alas, today is a sad day. My best friend John died in a fire infront of me. I can still hear his screams, watchin him shrivel up into the ground form whence he came. The screams and the look of him shall haunt me for enternity. Why oh why did you have balls and not that sweet bud, why oh why?



You got your paragraphs screwed up, buddy, my friend.
dirty raider
10-17-2005, 03:37 PM
You murderous beast, I hope you burnt yourself.
buddymyfriend
10-17-2005, 03:37 PM
lol
buddymyfriend
10-17-2005, 03:38 PM
You murderous beast, I hope you burnt yourself.

noway he was useless!!
the last stand
10-17-2005, 03:39 PM
Alas, today is a sad day. My best friend John died in a fire infront of me. I can still hear his screams, watchin him shrivel up into the ground form whence he came. The screams and the look of him shall haunt me for enternity. Why oh why did you have balls and not that sweet bud, why oh why?

John, who started life out as Mary was my lil experment. I'd planted a seed and just stuck it on my window sill, i watered her when she needed it. Amazingly she grew without the aid of ferts or proper lighting, very stretched i'll admit about 5ft tall. And she smelt gooood....u til i read up and looked at pics of males n females. What i thought was the start of budding was, pollen sacks. So now Mary had become John overnight, you can imagine my dissapointment. I stopped watering HIM and ocassionally cursed it, threw my remote at it. Hell, it deserved the silent treatment. That lovely smell it once had was gone and he was shooting his load all over the shop! Fucking pollen everywhere! So i took the useless git out to the garden, set him on the floor, poured some petrol over him, smoked a joint and through the roach on him...Vooomm...bye bye Mark. May you rest in peace mother fucker.
good story, lol, i had a plant like that...alas, the slugs got her after a short but incredibly bloody (and slimy) war...
buddymyfriend
10-17-2005, 03:40 PM
good story, lol, i had a plant like that...alas, the slugs got her after a short but incredibly bloody (and slimy) war...

LOL, fill supersoakers with a little salt and deal with those slimey critter! :D
Nochowderforyou
10-17-2005, 03:41 PM
You're a muderer! A mur-diddily-erder
dirty raider
10-17-2005, 03:46 PM
LOL, fill supersoakers with a little salt and deal with those slimey critter! :D

I hope a cat shits in your cereal.
Az.
10-17-2005, 03:57 PM
lol....that sucks dude

(didnt you change its name at the end? was john....now mark???? maybe i misread)

but yeah that truly does suck :(
buddymyfriend
10-17-2005, 04:01 PM
lol....that sucks dude

(didnt you change its name at the end? was john....now mark???? maybe i misread)

but yeah that truly does suck :(

Sorry his name was John, not sure why i put Mark! Wtf! Good weed ive got at the mo ;)


I hope a cat shits in your cereal.

I eat toast in the mornings...ha ha!