Drug Test

[Emperor]

Recently I went for a urine drug test;

surprise I failed!

I had searched Google before I went on how long it takes drug molecules to clear from your system, it said roughly 4 days,

I had given up for 2 weeks, cracked and had 2 joints and give up for another 2 weeks, drank water and ate lots of fruit for a week before the test.

I then searched Google again, it turns out Cannabis is different from all other drugs and I hadn't noticed. Cannabis actually gets stored in your fat cells and can take any were from a month or 2 months to clear from your system.

Bummer, fake urine would not have done the trick anyway as I would have progressed on to blood tests that would have failed anyway.

[dirty raider]

Unlucky man, what does that mean, you lose your job.

[robert42]

this sounds mad but mastrubate like hell thc degrades in your sperm... so yea like 12 times like once every 2 hours for a week and ull be fine

if that fail butt plugs are good

[Emperor]

I paid over £100 for a return flight to Leeds;

it was to be a medical guinea pig for 2 weeks.

So I have given up for 2 weeks, had 2 joints and give up for a further month now, I could get a new appointment with a company in Manchester but I don't fancy risking it.

The nurse that was testing me explained that you would fail it even if you had been in the presence of others smoking it.