A very strange incident

[TraffikAttack]

So this morning I woke up as usual, ate my muffins, brushed my teeth, etc. And then headed to the bathroom for my regular morning crap, with the latest Newsweek in my hands. Well I was siting there doing my business and reading a delightfully entertaining article on erectial dysfunction, which I also found to be strangely arousing! When I felt a strange sensation in my intestines. It was going to be a big one. and a tough one. I pushed and pushed with all of might for a good 5 minutes and got it about half way through. So I took a little break, drank some gatorade, and watched some tv, all while holding my shit half way out of my bung hole. Well, after that string of activities, I continued the work that was only half done. Well 10 minutes later, I was still pushing with all the energy I could muster! Boy was I sweating!!! well finally after another 30 minutes, I pushed that shit totally out. Well when I got up I glanced at the toilet and saw a dead, half digested body of a frog, covered in shit. I didnt remember ever eating a frog last night. so strange.

[the last stand]

that's nothing, i shat out a WHOLE frog....

[robert42]

yea man thats nothing i shat out a donkey one then rode it to egypt how l33t is that

[the last stand]

pretty l33t.....rly

[robert42]

yea and this one time at egypt

i shat out the dallai llama

[the last stand]

i shat out a REAL llama

[robert42]

yea i shat out gary coleman whilst EATING OUT A LLAMA

due to legal advise i cant comment any more on this

[the last stand]

as your lawyer, i advised you not to bring it up in the first place...WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?! after he tried to sue you the first time....

[Nochowderforyou]

What is this, suppose to be funny? I'm ripped stoned and I'm sitting here frowning. Not funny.

[king kong bong]

i shit out a weapon of mass destruction.hurry tell bush!!!

[the last stand]

What is this, suppose to be funny? I'm ripped stoned and I'm sitting here frowning. Not funny.

Funny? What the fuck are you talking about, people DIED, you sick fuck!

[somebody someone]

i shit rabbits, happy rabbits, with little watches

[buddymyfriend]

nice...

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

nice...


Only thing i shit out whole is sweetcorn...

And i shits what i eats!! (Popeye voice) haha:D

[Ganj]

becareful when trying to force those frogs out, man. one time, i forced so hard i had what i like to call, "the pink sock". it's when the large intestine is sqeezed out through your asshole, i had to be rushed to emergency room immediately. not pleasant at all.

[Lily420]

dude...no

[mellow mood]

WTF IS THIS THREAD??

[the last stand]

more to the point: Why is this thread?

[the last stand]

and also, why bump it, eh?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

How the fuck did you watch tv with a turtle head pokin' out? Did you go onto your hands and knees and watch tv, with a shit hanging out of your ass? Damn that's wrong.. i smell bs, literally!

[hipEstoner]

WAS THIS A joke OR DID THIS HAPPEN?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

WAS THIS A joke OR DID THIS HAPPEN?


I'd say BS.. literally!!!!:D lol

[mellow mood]

yea he got 4 posts so he wanna bring the attention

lol

[Void]

Heh, I actually took time from my day to read this bullshit.Like I seriously almost walked out the door then I saw the title to this thread and thought it would be interesting, needless to say all the stupid ass replys it got also...well except maybe 3.

[the last stand]

oh my god...i can't believe anyone actually thought for half a second that he was serious...holy shit, lol. and they say that yanks don't get sarcasm...

[w4terb0ng]

yea man thats nothing i shat out a donkey one then rode it to egypt how l33t is that



lmao. :D

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

He sucks dick, and takes it up the ass, he was pretending the shit was a dildo haha...

Yeah, i said that! ;)
:D