MAINTAIN... CALMNESS

[PassTheBlunt420]

I can't stand not being able to smoke whenever i want to. I only get to on the weekends an dmaybe a couple times during the week. Reason is my parents are always home, and i always have to go to a friends house. im craving :mad:

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

haha i smoke with my dad now. i feel sorry for yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[PassTheBlunt420]

yeah i read your story lol.
someone give me some insight

[nakedgunner]

well how old are u and wat is ur parents thoughts on weed

[PassTheBlunt420]

16, and uhh if my parents caught me i would be a deadman. they have no clue that i blaze tho.

[sharpezor]

whats the worst they can do?

[Fan o KmK]

^ true, whast the worst they can do, but its not what they do, its what they think about you. i know a guy who told his parents he blazed, and every time he does something bad, they blame it on "narcotics". they wont trust you, not let u go out, watch how you spend your money, dude its not worth trying to tell them, your the only one who knows your parents but i dont think its a good idea. thats if theyre opposed to weed of course. :D

[jfoster]

you and me are in the same boat man. it sometimes depresses me because me and my friend plan to go to his house to smoke, but then somthing always goes wrong. like this weekend for example, friday night i call.. "you cant come over". saturday he calls"you can come over". i call him on the way to the bus to tell him im comin"no, you cant come over". sunday, he calls"you can come over". walkin to the bus" you cant come over". omg, so much dissapointment

[PassTheBlunt420]

right on jfoster. I mean like, I just wanna go home and smoke a fatty. But no. I can't, because IF my parents come home then they will SMELL it. It's BS... I want to be free! FREE I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[lateralus]

lol

Learn the Jedi ways of the teenage stealth toker. It's an art. Learn how to eliminate smell 100%. There're dozens of threads on the subject in recreational if you look through them.

[PassTheBlunt420]

I don't really feel like doing that right now lol. Could you tell me how to get rid of the smell 100%? All I really know how to do is spray a ton of Axe on me and hope it goes a way. Is there anything else I can do??

[lateralus]

I've typed it out about 150 times. ;)

[PassTheBlunt420]

type it 151 times ;)
for me! plz lol

[lateralus]

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=7491&highlight=doob+tube
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=7491&highlight=doob+tube
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=33645&highlight=doob+tube
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=33567&highlight=doob+tube
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=24492&highlight=doob+tube

NO joints or blunts.

[PassTheBlunt420]

Aight, thanks for the info bro!

[lateralus]

Yeah I didn't notice the first two links were the same. Oops. :o

[kid rediculous]

a foolproof way to not get caught:

1) make a good spoof. to do this you need a plastic bottle (i use a power-aide bottle). just burn like 4 or 5 holes in the bottom and stuff it with 40-50 dryer sheets.
2) stuff your door. make sure you do it good. fold it over twice and stick it in the crack under the door. then fold it again and over-lap it a few times.
3) open a window.
4) get a fan. i have a big fan that we put near the door. angle it so it blows towards the smoke detector in your room (if you have one) so it blows all the the smoke away from it.
5) get febreeze, that works best cuz it kills the smell, it doesnt just cover it up. axe will work if you dont have febreeze.
6) before you start smoking spray the fezreeze all over the towel and around the door.
7) when your smoking after every two hits or so spray a little febreeze in the fan and on the towel again.
8) as soon as your done smoking hide everything really good: the ashtray, lighter, and whatever you smoked out of. that way if your parents come in nothing will be in plain site.
9) spray febreeze again through the fan and leave the fan running for a while. leave the towel in the door till your sure all the smoke is out of the room.

if you use this technique you will not get caught at all. i use this to smoke in my dorm room almost every nite. it might seem like a lot in the beggining but once you get used to it it becomes a routine.

[lateralus]

You're even more paranoid than I am. ;x

I don't use a fan, open the window, or put a towel under the door, but I do either cap the bowl or just pack onies. Don't forget to cap the bowl. Listen to kid ridiculous though; you're likely to fuck up if you're still getting in the hang of it, so the more precautions the better.