an essay to my parents.

[Fan o KmK]

hey everybody, ive started to notice that im getting lazy with my stealthy tokin. im starting to think i wont get caught, and thast teh first step as im told. for example, i wake up this morning and all my shits put away, except the bowl to my bong is sitting in my desk...my mom had come in that morning to put laundry in my room...luckily it was kinda under a piece of blunt paper so i dont think she saw it.


however, im starting to write an essay to my dad, that i will email to him when i get caught. i am baiscally going to say not to worry about me because i understand this this this and this about weed and i dont abuse it, only on special occasions blah blah blah. but i was wondering if anyone had any links or sites that have convincing view points about MJ or something, anything that you guys think would help would be appreciated. thanks alot, sorry for the long post.

[Void]

Make sure you snuff out a tear and let it drop on the paper, then when its dry and theres a little dark spot, point an arrow to it and write a caption that says "A tear from my heart, because it only matters that you know how much weed means to me".That should work.

[Fan o KmK]

lol i was planning on emailing it to him, but thats an idea.

[zooted999]

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=35240

[Gandhi Ganjamaster]

http://www.erowid.org/ -deadly website it will tell ya everything u need 2 kno in a totally unbiased way!

[MediocreToker]

You are exactly like one of my former buds I used to smoke with.

He was a dumbass.

He was always tripping out about getting caught...

Always asking for hiding spaces...

Always telling BS stories...

Always talking about every little goddamn detail of his day...

Never using any common sense...

He was a dumbass.







Your name isn't Josh, by chance, is it?

[tylerkane]

Or Stephen?
God damn, that was right on for Stephen

[Fan o KmK]

You are exactly like one of my former buds I used to smoke with.

He was a dumbass.

He was always tripping out about getting caught...

Always asking for hiding spaces...

Always telling BS stories...

Always talking about every little goddamn detail of his day...

Never using any common sense...

He was a dumbass.







Your name isn't Josh, by chance, is it?





i had a friend once, he was an ass, always being gay, and gay, and an ass, never helped out, criticized everything. he was basically just a dick.

your name isnt nate is it?

[jfoster]

my name is josh. i am lazy with keeping it secret also. my parents would flip. like at first, i wouldn't smoke if i had to go home in four hours. then it was three. then two. then takin bong hits an hour before.

[KronicKing]

my name is josh. i am lazy with keeping it secret also. my parents would flip. like at first, i wouldn't smoke if i had to go home in four hours. then it was three. then two. then takin bong hits an hour before.
i take bong rips with my dad in the next room,he doesn't like that i smoke so i keep it to the weekends(atleat to where he only smells it on the weekends anyway)he smokes too,so he's not going to tell me to quite,but i respect his wishes so i don't do it in the house unless he just did it in the house

[stothelutz]

OMG same thing happened to me only I had $100 in weed and pieces taken because of it. Worst thing ever. If I were you I would take the extra 5 sec to hide your bong after you use it. My parents bitch everyday because now they think I'm a huge druggy. But thats just my parents I dunno about yours.

[partyguy420]

OMG same thing happened to me only I had $100 in weed and pieces taken because of it. Worst thing ever. If I were you I would take the extra 5 sec to hide your bong after you use it. My parents bitch everyday because now they think I'm a huge druggy. But thats just my parents I dunno about yours.

yea, my mom dose shit like that, bitches at me, but thats only when she gets mad at me.

[420purplehaze420]

dont wait for your parents to find out just come right out and do it they will have more trust in you..... and they wont end up catching you with your new bong and taking it

[jakenthegentiles]

just be liek its pot its not crack or fucken herowin

[Drugman Joe]

norml.org

[Green Screen]

Yeah I had about a 6 month streak when I started feeling invincible. I felt like I was STEALTH MASTAH! and that same day I got caught, my dad was cool about it though.

I have something to say: everybody listen.
GANJ MAKES YOU PARANOID FOR A REASON, SO YOUR PARANOID GUY (LETS SAY HES A KOALA) AND YOUR CONSCIENCE (JIMINY THE CRICKET) CAN BE FRIENDS AND WATCH OUT FOR YOUR ASS. DONT PUSH YOUR PARANOIA BACK, EMBRACE IT, IT IS A USEFUL TOOL.