The Dollar Bill trick.

[beachguy in thongs]

Check it out.

Courtesy of http://www.allhatnocattle.net/3-6-04_insensitive_president.htm.

[rastabill89]

lol sweet

[J4ay20]

dammit im so broke i dont even have a dollar lolol

[beachguy in thongs]

lol, How are you tightening your joints, Jay-For-A-20?

[J4ay20]

i get fronted most of the time, its easy to make money on green where im at..

[beachguy in thongs]

After you roll a joint, you can use a dollar to make it tighter.

Do you live on a Golf Course?

[J4ay20]

Do you live on a Golf Course?

i dont... why

[beachguy in thongs]

Nah, I was kidding, you said something about a green, or something.

It's never been like me to ask for fronts. I wouldn't want to give anyone free herb, I couldn't ask for it. I know it really sounds cheap, but what can I say? I'm elegantly cheap. The reason for this is because I had so much Baseball in my life and that kept me occupied, the drugs will come (no matter who you are, it is instinctive for us to use everything within reach- because if it's there, it's here because God put it here (God being "All")), and it all caused me to not get a job, before I went to College. Well, I did but as a scorekeeper for the newspaper.

You're gonna have to smoke weed if you want to raise your Melatonin levels 4,000% in two hours, and that's what keeps us young. Naturally, through amino acids in foods, the pineal, in our brain, creates Melatonin at peak levels when we hit puberty. Thirty year-olds have a steep decline in natural production and, by the time we hit sixty, we, naturally, produce very little, if any. And then we've always ended up dying.

Makes sense to me that Marijuana can make you live forever.

Edit: It took me almost 3500 posts to get that out.