For those who are single...

[Mojavpa]

Do you have a crush on anyone? Are you secretly in love with someone? How are you planning on telling the person you like that you like them? Are you interested in someone who isnt single? Share your stories.

[CanaBliss]

I have an infactuation with this girl in my class named Madalyn. She's so sexy, damn she's hot. I think I might stop over at her house tomorrow night. Then I will sneak in when she's alone or sleeping. Grab her by the life and take it. Then tap it like she wanted it.


I might burry her so nobody finds her.
But one's thing for sure...I will always give that burrial site a visit now and then for a little more action. :rolleyes:

[187]

hahhahahahaha dead girls don't say no

[turtle420]

Make the person you're interested in feel:

-Unique - they've got something that NOBODY else has
-Beautiful - tell her something physical about her that you find attractive... be specific... don't say "I like your face"... tell her something specific, like: "I love the shape of your cheeks when you smile."
-Good company - tell her how happy you feel when you're with her... and how happy you get when you're ABOUT to see her.
-Missing her - tell her how much you miss her when she isn't around.

Remember something: Don't be in excess. Don't be your self in excess. Just like Cannabis plants and nutrients, too much will kill her. If you're there like 24/7, she's going to take you for granted. Plant your self first, then pull back...

-don't be ordinary - Dude, take her to the park. What? Everybody goes to the mall? Well, don't go to the fucking mall. Go to a mark. Go to the beach. Go to a forrest (hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm ;) ) Do something DIFFERENT from the other guy.

Hope this helps! That's all I can think of from the top of my mind... :)

Best of luck to you!

-turtle420 :cool:

[yoda]

i was starting to like this one girl, but she's with my best friend now, so im not touching that(just had a situation like that, and it would be fucked up if i did the same thing that happened to me).

[mellow mood]

thx for the advices dad

[jakenthegentiles]

in my 16 years of livingiv notes girl frinds r a wast of time untilli find a girl i realy realy like im sticken with teyen to get with any one

[jakenthegentiles]

dud that was grate im crying you made my day so much bedder cannibliss thanks

[CanaBliss]

Lol, I aim to please.

[Garden Knowm]

I have a deep passionate yearning ...


for POON... to cuddle and snuggle with POON..

i love you POON

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm interested in this person called Female. Everywhere I go, I wished Female was there. I wished Female's sister would come along to. And her mother's sister's neice.
I never tell anyone that I like them, although, I have told a few girls that I wanted to kiss them (and ultimately creating a new environment).

[drgreenthumb1238]

I have a crush on someone off these boards lol, Sensiride is extremely hot from her pic, she takes drugs like me, and if she's from scotland will have a cool scottish accent too!So there ya go I've embarassed myself for the amusement of you guys lol!

[beachguy in thongs]

You shouldn't be embarrassed, Dr. GT123, I guess it was worth it.

[drgreenthumb1238]

This is the new ballsy me, I'm single and confident fuck it, my ex might think she got my balls when we split up bet she didn't!

[NightProwler]

yea, um, this is confusing but... my gf broke up with me cuz she doesnt like the label of "girlfriend" she says. but she said she really likes me alot and wouldnt go out with anyone else and that we'd be together again sometime. so we were just being really good friends for a couple days and then she all of a sudden told me she loves me. and so weve started holding hands and stuff but she still isn't my girlfriend. confusing....

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

yea, um, this is confusing but... my gf broke up with me cuz she doesnt like the label of "girlfriend" she says. but she said she really likes me alot and wouldnt go out with anyone else and that we'd be together again sometime. so we were just being really good friends for a couple days and then she all of a sudden told me she loves me. and so weve started holding hands and stuff but she still isn't my girlfriend. confusing....

Wow i'm in a very similar situation. It's way fucking confusing. Anyway; I totally love the girl, she totally loves me, but we aren't officially going out because her parents hate me (pothead rumors). It fucking sucks!

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

yea, um, this is confusing but... my gf broke up with me cuz she doesnt like the label of "girlfriend" she says. but she said she really likes me alot and wouldnt go out with anyone else and that we'd be together again sometime. so we were just being really good friends for a couple days and then she all of a sudden told me she loves me. and so weve started holding hands and stuff but she still isn't my girlfriend. confusing....
i've got a friend like that too. we don't love each other or anything, and we're not boyfriend and girlfriend, but we hold hands and make out and mess around together. we have been hanging out and smoking together everyday for like 2 weeks now and it's pretty cool. it's not confusing really, it's just that we hang out in a group of like 100 people that know each other, so gossip spreads and we've both been involved with people that we all know so it's better not to start drama. i dunno if that's what the other chicks do, but it's how i've been for awhile. don't question it and just go with the flow.

judging from everyone else, i guess it's just the pothead way of finding love

[crystal clear pepsi]

i am secretly in love with POWAIR

[andruejaysin]

I'm secretly in love with my boss, she's like 45, but she has the most perfect ass in the history of the world. No tits, I mean NONE, but she is into this competetive skating thing, and it shows!

[KoRnStaR]

I have a crush on someone off these boards lol, Sensiride is extremely hot from her pic, she takes drugs like me, and if she's from scotland will have a cool scottish accent too!So there ya go I've embarassed myself for the amusement of you guys lol!

wtf :confused: :confused:

how's the social life? you know, the one outside of the boards..?

[slipknotpsycho]

why doyou have to single to have a crush on someone? :rolleyes:

[drgreenthumb1238]

Lol @ Kornstar, fine thanks, was out last nite and will be doing the same tonite, if thats ok :p I've been off work hence having plenty of time to post on here!

[powair]

i am secretly in love with POWAIR
:p

I love your quagmire quote!

[drgreenthumb1238]

Sweet some FG fans :D

[slipknotpsycho]

what stoner isn't a family guy fan? o.0

[drgreenthumb1238]

Valid point, finally in the UK we're getting American Dad on free to air tv(don't think its been on sky) and also series 3 of FG. Hopefully now more people will see what they've been missing out on. Thankfully courtesy of bit torrent I have all of the new FG and American Dad epsiodes but its cool all the same. Will make sure my friends are nice n baked tonight in readiness :D

[beachguy in thongs]

what stoner isn't a family guy fan? o.0

I've never found that show funny, especially after my weekly dose of 'Reno 911'. I think if it's funny, it doesn't matter what it is. Lately, I've been finding that "Yes, Dear" is a funny show.

Not saying Family Guy's not funny, it is.

[slipknotpsycho]

I've never found that show funny

Not saying Family Guy's not funny, it is.


which is it?

[Mojavpa]

which is it?

Its like when I say Beethoven is a very good composer but I hate his music and would much rather listen to Mozart or Haydn. Or when you see a guy and admit hes good-looking, but you're straight and therefore dont find him attractive. In my case, I say Angelina Jolie is hot but I would never get hard thinking about her.

[slipknotpsycho]

Or when you see a guy and admit hes good-looking, but you're straight and therefore dont find him attractive

fortunately, this has never happened to me...ever..at all...for any reason.......no that i'm a homo-phobe (my best friend is gay) just yea um...i don't find guys attractive, or good looking..nor could i...

[beachguy in thongs]

I just don't find Family Guy funny like I would The Kids In The Hall, or Whose Line Is It Anyways?

[kizazz83]

there was this guy who would not leave me alone. he would follow me leave me weird messages and would lick the seat after i got up off of a chair. dont follow these actions or you will never get laid.

[SensiRide]

what stoner isn't a family guy fan? o.0

Me :( I've tried to watch it a few times but it just doesnt make me laugh, the simpsons is much better!

[zomg]

yea, um, this is confusing but... my gf broke up with me cuz she doesnt like the label of "girlfriend" she says. but she said she really likes me alot and wouldnt go out with anyone else and that we'd be together again sometime. so we were just being really good friends for a couple days and then she all of a sudden told me she loves me. and so weve started holding hands and stuff but she still isn't my girlfriend. confusing....
that has happened so many times its unbelievable...i just say fuck it, hit it and hit some others, she cant get mad, you arent bf/gf.

[drgreenthumb1238]

Family Guy is awesome, last few episodes have been great, have ordered the new box set from the USA as theres no sign of it coming out over here as yet :( SImpsons is great, but I really like how edgy FG can be, great when high eg the song from a coupla weeks back with Chris n Herbert :)

[zomgs wife]

/\ i agree. Family Guy is geneious. Only smarties created geneious shows like that. Not even M&M's, only Smarties!

[beachguy in thongs]

Where's the "singles" sign up sheet?

[fadingyouth]

hmmm.... i find i always crush over really beautiful women, but i don't date women so instead i'm always super nice to them since i'm not interested in relationships with them.

[fadingyouth]

my gf broke up with me cuz she doesnt like the label of "girlfriend" she says. but she said she really likes me alot and wouldnt go out with anyone else and that we'd be together again sometime

I hate being labeled the girlfriend. it makes me feel like i'm 12. I prefer to be lovers with someone. it makes the relationship feel like a looser commitment, even though i'm still only with that one person.

[OzzyOz]

Make the person you're interested in feel:

-Unique - they've got something that NOBODY else has
-Beautiful - tell her something physical about her that you find attractive... be specific... don't say "I like your face"... tell her something specific, like: "I love the shape of your cheeks when you smile."
-Good company - tell her how happy you feel when you're with her... and how happy you get when you're ABOUT to see her.
-Missing her - tell her how much you miss her when she isn't around.

Remember something: Don't be in excess. Don't be your self in excess. Just like Cannabis plants and nutrients, too much will kill her. If you're there like 24/7, she's going to take you for granted. Plant your self first, then pull back...

-don't be ordinary - Dude, take her to the park. What? Everybody goes to the mall? Well, don't go to the fucking mall. Go to a mark. Go to the beach. Go to a forrest (hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm ;) ) Do something DIFFERENT from the other guy.

Hope this helps! That's all I can think of from the top of my mind... :)

Best of luck to you!

-turtle420 :cool:


Forest sex hell yeah!

[NightProwler]

I hate being labeled the girlfriend. it makes me feel like i'm 12. I prefer to be lovers with someone. it makes the relationship feel like a looser commitment, even though i'm still only with that one person.

thats quite interesting.

[Pichacho]

yeah, fadingyouth, thats an interesting perspective.

ive got a gf, i love her, she loves me, but we dont usually refer to each other as boyfriend/girlfriend to other people. just names. i dunno, its kinda weird.

[Make it Hempen]

I have a boyfriend right now *10 mos* but I have a huge crush on another guy and he likes me back a lot. My crush is leaving in about a month for Portland, and my current boyfriend lives in Asheville where I'm going to go to school in a few months.

I'm lucky in love with my boyfriend, but this new guy is driving me madd! Ahh!

- Kate

[partyguy420]

there was this guy who would not leave me alone. he would follow me leave me weird messages and would lick the seat after i got up off of a chair. dont follow these actions or you will never get laid.

and why r u looking at sumthing that says"for those who are single'"??? did u break up with me. ohh shit why am i looking at thios fourm.
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*walks away from the cmp slowly...*