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Profane Motherfucker
10-13-2005, 11:31 AM
Only cost $50. Doesn't talk much, though.
sharpezor
10-13-2005, 11:40 AM
lollol
Bwueh
10-13-2005, 01:10 PM
Doesn't talk much, though.


Isn't that the good part?
Hempamasta
10-13-2005, 01:25 PM
Uhh.. good job. Have you fucked it yet?
Jim Morrison
10-13-2005, 01:28 PM
for 50 bucks id rather buy a bag of weed and use my hand with just a little imgination
TheKizzy
10-13-2005, 02:18 PM
Yeah no shit man. You should've bought weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
Fan o KmK
10-13-2005, 02:53 PM
latex pussy? wtf...why ddint you use the money on weed, smoke it with a chick, then fuck her when shes all horny. thats what id do with 50$ lol.
Satan666
10-13-2005, 08:52 PM
You are sad
lateralus
10-13-2005, 08:57 PM
Uhh.. good job.Thanks for sharing guy.
Nullific
10-13-2005, 08:58 PM
Any girl that you have to get stoned to fuck is just a slut.
TheAtomicPunk
10-13-2005, 09:00 PM
yea, that is true.
Dude, waste of cash!
callgirltheory
10-13-2005, 09:03 PM
I don't think it is a waste of money because buying a latex pussy means you can re-use it alllll you want and use it when you're high, i'm sure you can just imagine it being a real girl and have it be just as good.
Strikerrr
10-13-2005, 09:09 PM
Dude that's cool. But the real thing is has to be a hundred times better. My advice ditch the latex and find your self a weed smoking G.F.
ShWeave
10-13-2005, 09:11 PM
thats one of the most pathetic things i have ever heard
yocass
10-13-2005, 09:18 PM
yeah, and none of you jerk off. Just an enhancer. Good job man, fuck it till it melts. Yall are like a bunch of crack addicts, "50 bucks!?!?! ~twitch twitch~ you coulda bought a sac! ~scratch scratch~" Some people dont spend every dollar they have on weed lol.
Blazethechronic
10-13-2005, 09:44 PM
WOW buying a latex pussy is kinda lame, heres an idea grow a dick and go try to use it on a real pussy,latex pussy is a thing loser's buy,and using weed to get a girl to fuck you is a good idead, but hey theres some crazy chicks out there i had a girl suck me off for some weed a blunt to be excat she was already blown , and wanted me and a friend to run a train so we did.
sharpezor
10-13-2005, 09:44 PM
Yall are like a bunch of crack addicts, "50 bucks!?!?! ~twitch twitch~ you coulda bought a sac! ~scratch scratch~

You made me laugh so hard, like really hard, LOL Thank you.

and guys, Everybody beats off, he wants to make it so he can beat off that much more pleasurable. What exactly is wrong with that?

nobody ever tells u to go get a girl friend every time u jerk off.

and what if he has moarls? what if he wants to save him self for marrage or somthing? reguardless, this isnt for us to judge in my opinion.
Seag420
10-13-2005, 10:51 PM
i think he was joking guys!
Stedric
10-13-2005, 10:59 PM
I don't think it is a waste of money because buying a latex pussy means you can re-use it alllll you want and use it when you're high, i'm sure you can just imagine it being a real girl and have it be just as good.
If you'd ever had sex, I know you wouldn't be saying that.
GreenMachine
10-14-2005, 02:51 AM
i loved the itch itch scratch scratch lmfao good one. whats the big deal if the guy wants to buy a latex. probably means hes got more money than you he can go spend 50$ on something other than pot. i just dont fully understand why he posted it though.... haha
passit420
10-14-2005, 04:08 PM
do you have to wash that thing everytime u use it or what? ya and is it prelubed?
lateralus
10-14-2005, 04:14 PM
and what if he has moarls?Indeed: the man named Profane Motherfucker is a man of morals.
zooted999
10-14-2005, 07:27 PM
latex pussy is a thing loser's buy,and using weed to get a girl to fuck you is a good idea.

Irony?
Blazethechronic
10-14-2005, 09:45 PM
Real pussy =good,fake pussy=bad (no irony)
NightProwler
10-15-2005, 08:09 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahah ahaahahahahahahahahahahaha
beachguy in thongs
10-15-2005, 08:13 PM
~ you coulda bought a sac! ~scratch scratch~" .

What are they on Heroin?
padro420kmk
10-15-2005, 08:59 PM
[QUOTE=yocass] Yall are like a bunch of crack addicts, "50 bucks!?!?! ~twitch twitch~ you coulda bought a sac! ~scratch scratch~" LMAO THANKS FOR MAKING MILK COME SHOTTING OUT MY NOSE
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
10-15-2005, 09:01 PM
What are they on Heroin?
lol...you're not very smart. he said "What are you guys, crack heads?"

i say leave the profane motherfucker alone to his profane motherfucking ways
Profane Motherfucker
10-16-2005, 01:54 PM
Joke!!! Funny replies, though. Some of y'all have got to get a better sense of humor. It is kind of sad, though, that some people are like, "You had money and didn't buy weed!?" There's more to life. I was just stoned and it sounded like a funny thread!
Caruso329
10-16-2005, 03:05 PM
Joke!!! Funny replies, though. Some of y'all have got to get a better sense of humor. It is kind of sad, though, that some people are like, "You had money and didn't buy weed!?" There's more to life. I was just stoned and it sounded like a funny thread!

Haha cheers mate! Back when I was a lonely little teenage Caruso I use to think about buying one of those... then I found the real thing! ":cool:

Too bad pussy is out of season this time of year.