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hempity

10-13-2005, 07:37 AM

Christ rose up today
and then went back to bed as it was way to early and no one was up yet, the coffee wasn't made, and his first appointment wasn't till eight thirty, something about fixing a club foot.
He had a press conference at 10:00 am and was expected to be quite Godly as the wire service would be there to broadcast his news to the whole listing world.
He was back, and they wanted to make a big thing out of it, couldn't he just kick back for a day and smoke some good weed?
every where he went people were following, he would look behind him and sure enough there they were, followers, even into the bathroom, couldn't they take a hint. get a life he wanted to scream, but you have to lead by example and he didn't want to scare them, they were so unpredictable when you did that.
at ten he had to have his shit together and tell them there were now twelve or was it thirteen total commandments, he knew that he had the original ten firmly entrenched in most followers minds, he had already told them the eleventh, it was not a hard one, LOVE ONE ANOTHER AS I HAVE LOVED YOU.
he wasn't sure how they would take the twelfth one, because it would actually help them, and they didn't help themselves very readily.
how would he break it to them? just come out and say it??
might scare them, or they may not believe it, but they had to, right? seeing who is saying it, he had to at least have a reputation as an honest man.
he may as well get up again, with all this on his mind he wouldn't sleep anyway and the dreams about Mary Magdelan were about to cause his sheets to get wet,
man she could party, all night long.
he wanted to get the paper from the bushes where the little fat kid threw it as he puffed and grunted his way through the neighbourhood. but they would be out there, trying to get a look through the windows and crawling around on the roof, TV was off they had already broke the satellite, followers, God love 'em, maybe if he got a dog, no, it would have to be a heavenly dog and that might attract more. well at least he had time for a nice fat spliff, before he had to shit and shower and put on his media clothes, at least he didn't have to shave. what a weird thing to do he thought, were they all trying to look like women? maybe it was a way to capture youth, he would have to ask someone.
maybe he should hide the twelfth under a rock and hope some Christian in their search for his Father find it, but no, it was too important for that, he just had to come out an say it. but it was so short, one word, would they laugh, he hoped so.
that would help them to do it.
aaahhh he thought, thank you Father for the weed, good shit, now he could tell them.
he would walk right up to the mic and say RELAX, that should do it, they could wait a while for the next one.
of course he would have to answer questions, maybe if he told them the benefits, like, it allows you to accept more love, you can take more pain, how well he knew that one, how much relaxation was a part of a good health plan, how being relaxed in a car crash would save your life, he had a million of them.
stoned he headed for the bathroom to have a heavenly shit, relaxing sure helps that, he thought.

Euphoric

10-13-2005, 07:55 AM

um.
you suck.

hempity

10-13-2005, 08:00 AM

relax

Euphoric

10-13-2005, 08:04 AM

*takes a deep breath* :)

~butterfly floats by~

hmmm..you suck.

hempity

10-13-2005, 08:20 AM

you must be a christian

Euphoric

10-13-2005, 08:37 AM

hempity

10-13-2005, 08:49 AM

hempity

10-13-2005, 08:57 AM

wow, i could verbally abuse you for hours. poor lil fella... :( *pat on the head*

i simply found it annoying that you'd post this thread twice. Its too obvious that this is geared to get a reaction from Torog, too. *sighs* :rolleyes: welcome to muh ignore list.

thank you for putting me on your ignore list, the name is hempity
you and torog must have a lot in common, myopia being some of it.
so thanks again, maybe turog could put me on his also
minds have to be a little open to let anything in
so long and thanks for all the fish
mitaoyate,
hempity

Torog

10-13-2005, 12:33 PM

I didn't realize i was on the spiritual board when i reloaded the page.
sorry, i try to keep my shit on one board, ask Ron
screw a reaction from any one least of all torog
i think the story is funny and there is a commandment to relax
people need to hear it, maybe it will help stop wars, hard to want to kill someone when you're real relaxed
Howdy hempity,

We all relate to God and Jesus Christ,in our own way..whom am I to judge you or your relationship with God and Christ ? For all I know,Jesus liked your story as well,also,I find your 11th commandment,to be a good thing and the 12th..ain't far off the mark either,if not right on the head. God wants us to be happy and to have happy lives,and we can do that-by trusting that He will take care of us.

When I git stoned,I have a rule..basically..it's to relax..no news,no political arguments..only positive energy..I have no taste for argueing with liberals or anyone else,once I git stoned..lol. I'm of the belief that God created marijuana,so that we could relax..and put aside,for awhile,strife and negativity..I certainly feel the oneness of all things,when I'm stoned..it's like emerging from solitary,after many years..and what was once bound..is now free.

Have a good one ...

hempity

10-13-2005, 07:25 PM

Howdy hempity,

We all relate to God and Jesus Christ,in our own way..whom am I to judge you or your relationship with God and Christ ? For all I know,Jesus liked your story as well,also,I find your 11th commandment,to be a good thing and the 12th..ain't far off the mark either,if not right on the head. God wants us to be happy and to have happy lives,and we can do that-by trusting that He will take care of us.

When I git stoned,I have a rule..basically..it's to relax..no news,no political arguments..only positive energy..I have no taste for argueing with liberals or anyone else,once I git stoned..lol. I'm of the belief that God created marijuana,so that we could relax..and put aside,for awhile,strife and negativity..I certainly feel the oneness of all things,when I'm stoned..it's like emerging from solitary,after many years..and what was once bound..is now free.

Have a good one ...

Ho Torog,

well that is twice you have surprised me, and i love surprises, getting older seems to agree with you.
this post is worth answering, some of your friends seem to be too frightened to deal with, sometimes peoples pain/fear stops them from accepting any help, no matter how bad it is needed.
i love Christ, and aspire to be like him, i also think even he would be mad the way people have used him for any number of excuses to do bad things.
he is/was a man, as a man he had to eat, drink, and shit and i am sure he at least thought about sex.
sometimes peoples fear overcomes their hearing along with their reason, i find that humour can help them to listen and not want to crucify anyone.
God wants you to be happy for no reason, that may well be another commandment, but we will have to wait for the next episode to find out.
cannabis can help you to do that, i think it is almost an insult to God for you not to be happy, look what he gave you, what the fuck else do you want?? are you going to wait for your new caddie to be happy?
people waiting for their ship to come in just don't realize it is tied up at the dock.
btw. the eleventh commandment is in the new testament, and bibles, before 1980 were all made from hemp.
love your life, you may not get another...
keep smokin' that shit!

mitaoyate,
hempity

hempity

10-14-2005, 09:55 PM

but then that is not unusual, seems to happen more and more these days.
for at least sixty years i have wondered why people shave, i wonder why women shave when they have such pretty little fluffs and i wonder why men shave, i think it makes them look like women, guess that's the way i was raised.
i shaved once, guess i wanted to see what it was like, it is weird, not only was my face just hanging out there. it was cold, wet and forlorn, why would i want that? vanity would never make me do it, a women couldn't make me do it, and i sure wouldn't do it for the money! so why???????
my beard is my friend, keeps me warm in the winter, away from chill winds etc. guess that's what friends do..

i am also at a lost as to why i have received no real comments on my "second coming".
except torog, and a tough guy that was was gonna verbally abuse me for an hour, and then ignore me, both of them seem to use their mouths to write checks.
so why no comments?
a bit over the top??

i think humour in the face of certain death is absolutely necessary.
i can't wait until the next episode, he might get pissed if they don't start to relax.

Torog

10-15-2005, 01:51 PM

Ho Torog,

well that is twice you have surprised me, and i love surprises, getting older seems to agree with you.
this post is worth answering, some of your friends seem to be too frightened to deal with, sometimes peoples pain/fear stops them from accepting any help, no matter how bad it is needed.
i love Christ, and aspire to be like him, i also think even he would be mad the way people have used him for any number of excuses to do bad things.
he is/was a man, as a man he had to eat, drink, and shit and i am sure he at least thought about sex.
sometimes peoples fear overcomes their hearing along with their reason, i find that humour can help them to listen and not want to crucify anyone.
God wants you to be happy for no reason, that may well be another commandment, but we will have to wait for the next episode to find out.
cannabis can help you to do that, i think it is almost an insult to God for you not to be happy, look what he gave you, what the fuck else do you want?? are you going to wait for your new caddie to be happy?
people waiting for their ship to come in just don't realize it is tied up at the dock.
btw. the eleventh commandment is in the new testament, and bibles, before 1980 were all made from hemp.
love your life, you may not get another...
keep smokin' that shit!

mitaoyate,
hempity
Howdy hempity,

Well..I hope that I git a little wiser with age..lol. I have turned away from materialism and the quest to git material things,and focus on what really matters..and that is my own spirituality and how I relate to the world.,and God and Christ..it really is all about love and loving one another-not trying to keep up with the Jones'es.

I'd like to give you a longer response on this subject,but I've been really busy with things lately and I ain't got enuff time to,for now.

Havea good one ....

TonyD

10-15-2005, 02:12 PM

You guys have some mad theories on life, but you seem pretty happy. Good luck and enjoy the time you have to the max.

beachguy in thongs

10-15-2005, 04:50 PM

WalkaWalka

10-15-2005, 05:38 PM

nicholasstanko

10-16-2005, 02:48 AM

well said beachguy and walka walka.

ive enjoyed reading torog and hempiy's posts as well

hempity

10-16-2005, 07:42 AM

there is nothing wrong with most christians and i go to the christian youth group and they are good people and to boot they are cool or maby i have a good preacher whose a woman. We don't read through bible and try to literlarize everything we do read passages that seem to relate to current situation in our lives and friends and family and at the end we all pray together. The bible is a good thing becuase it makes you think about spirituality ,how you live your life, and how you treat other people.

so far i can find no fault in what you have said, to talk about the Creator is a great thing, to cause people to talk of the Creator is even greater.
the bible was written by people, Christ never wrote a word in it. since it was written by man, he embellished it to suit the situation, controlling the population comes to mind.
Christians are always searching outside of them selves for God when he is standing right behind them, once they think they have him cornered, they demand you see her/him the same way,
many times by force of arms, it is not healthy to corner God.
praying is a healthy thing to do, i go in my closet or in the bush, it's nobodies business what i talk to my Father about, nor when i do it.
Our Father remember? so we are related, it is important to remember that when we deal with others, that makes learning how to treat people fairly easy, right?.
forgive as you wish to be forgiven.

hempity

10-16-2005, 10:20 AM

Howdy hempity,

Well..I hope that I git a little wiser with age..lol. I have turned away from materialism and the quest to git material things,and focus on what really matters..and that is my own spirituality and how I relate to the world.,and God and Christ..it really is all about love and loving one another-not trying to keep up with the Jones'es.

I'd like to give you a longer response on this subject,but I've been really busy with things lately and I ain't got enuff time to,for now.

Havea good one ....

ho,

age comes to us all if we wait, wisdom must be sought and accepted when found.

that is so good to hear, every once in a while we drive to the land fill closest to us to see what people sell their souls for, cause it almost always ends up there.
if you can love be loved, then relax, it will come, and God will want to watch, he/she really is a voyeur.
no hurry, it's not part of relax, you have made me enjoy our talks enough to wait for the next one.

mitaoyate,
hempity

hempity

10-16-2005, 10:28 AM

LOL, I knew you'd get it.

the posts of yours i have read, makes me think you got it too.
glad to meet you, hope we can talk together some time, we are realated after all.
mitaoyate,
hempity

Torog

10-16-2005, 11:23 AM

ho,

age comes to us all if we wait, wisdom must be sought and accepted when found.

that is so good to hear, every once in a while we drive to the land fill closest to us to see what people sell their souls for, cause it almost always ends up there.
if you can love be loved, then relax, it will come, and God will want to watch, he/she really is a voyeur.
no hurry, it's not part of relax, you have made me enjoy our talks enough to wait for the next one.

mitaoyate,
hempity
Howdy hempity,

Well daggum..this sure is a change from the old days,at the Marihemp politics board..and it's a good one ! :)

I often pray to God,for the wisdom to serve God best..but I'm also aware that God expects us to seek wisdom as well..and to be open to it..to that end-I must acknowledge that wisdom can come from any source or direction..which is why it's important to listen to what folks say..it could be..that God is speaking through them..and they don't even realize it..wisdom,can come from the mouths of children,for instance..or even from my greatest detractors..so it behooves me to listen..which is why I will never put anyone on ignore.

When I left my wife,I left her with everything that I had worked many long,hard hours to acquire..we were at odds,all the time,and I finally realized,that I had to give up all of my material things,in order for my daughter to have a good and happy life. Since that time,I've had to start over from scratch,several times,and each time-it required me to give up most of what I had acquired..I did so,because I re-dedicated my life to serving my daughter and doing what was best for her..and I put aside my petty wants..true wealth,is spiritual..not material. I believe that God had to humble me,several times,before I finally got it. These days..I don't carry money in my pocket anymore,instead..I carry a 'coin',from my daughter..that says that I'm a good dad on it..to me..it's worth more than all the gold in the world. These days..I focus on clothing the naked and feeding the hungry..I try to be a giver..and not a taker. I realize,that my journey is far from complete and that I have much to learn still..I do tend to be too judgemental of folks..but basically,it's because I care for them and I don't want them to stumble and fall..or git lost on that wide highway..where many pitfalls await us. I also realize-that our spirits must be forged through the trials and tribulations of Life..we emerge stronger than before..if we can just be open to the wisdom that's gained from those trials and tribulations.

I often have to remind myself,many times,to simply trust that God will take care of me and those whom I love..God is wonderful at providing that which we need..and when God provides that which we want..it is truly a blessing..that I offer many thanks for.

I need your chastisement,for when I'm wrong about things..and I will try and listen to all who chastise me..I don't know everything and I ain't always right either..no matter how painful or upsetting it may be,it behooves me to listen.

Have a good one !

hempity

10-16-2005, 12:33 PM

Howdy hempity,

Well daggum..this sure is a change from the old days,at the Marihemp politics board..and it's a good one ! :)

I often pray to God,for the wisdom to serve God best..but I'm also aware that God expects us to seek wisdom as well..and to be open to it..to that end-I must acknowledge that wisdom can come from any source or direction..which is why it's important to listen to what folks say..it could be..that God is speaking through them..and they don't even realize it..wisdom,can come from the mouths of children,for instance..or even from my greatest detractors..so it behooves me to listen..which is why I will never put anyone on ignore.

When I left my wife,I left her with everything that I had worked many long,hard hours to acquire..we were at odds,all the time,and I finally realized,that I had to give up all of my material things,in order for my daughter to have a good and happy life. Since that time,I've had to start over from scratch,several times,and each time-it required me to give up most of what I had acquired..I did so,because I re-dedicated my life to serving my daughter and doing what was best for her..and I put aside my petty wants..true wealth,is spiritual..not material. I believe that God had to humble me,several times,before I finally got it. These days..I don't carry money in my pocket anymore,instead..I carry a 'coin',from my daughter..that says that I'm a good dad on it..to me..it's worth more than all the gold in the world. These days..I focus on clothing the naked and feeding the hungry..I try to be a giver..and not a taker. I realize,that my journey is far from complete and that I have much to learn still..I do tend to be too judgemental of folks..but basically,it's because I care for them and I don't want them to stumble and fall..or git lost on that wide highway..where many pitfalls await us. I also realize-that our spirits must be forged through the trials and tribulations of Life..we emerge stronger than before..if we can just be open to the wisdom that's gained from those trials and tribulations.

I often have to remind myself,many times,to simply trust that God will take care of me and those whom I love..God is wonderful at providing that which we need..and when God provides that which we want..it is truly a blessing..that I offer many thanks for.

I need your chastisement,for when I'm wrong about things..and I will try and listen to all who chastise me..I don't know everything and I ain't always right either..no matter how painful or upsetting it may be,it behooves me to listen.

Have a good one !

change is the one thing we are given that is absolute, it will happen.

wisdom comes in the direction we are looking in and smacks us in the head as we watch, so you are right it is important to look all around, it comes when we least expect it.
mine happened differently, one night i awoke surrounded by flames, i jumped up and ran outside into the snow in my long underwear, that ended up being all i was left with, except 14 dogs and a horse i had to care for. i lost everything i thought i cared about, my weapons that i searched high and low for, my sword i was given by my sensi, even all my photos of past life, not to mention all my herb. i was devastated, it was the best thing that could have happened to me, i had too many blankets, i was to complacent.
my death now rides my shoulder, speaks to me when i stumble, it says, "wake up i may take you today, enjoy what is here now, you may not get any more."
one day as i was sitting on a bus bench bemoaning the fact that after years of work i had nothing, and was quite hungry i said to myself, "if God wants me to eat he will feed me" at that moment a person walked by i didn't even see and dropped a bag of fresh grapes and other fruit in my lap and walked on without saying a word. after that i learned that i was blessed by the Creator and began to listen to that within us that speaks so softly, it gets stronger the more you do, and weaker the more you don't.
i am not spose to say to much, but i can tell you that the one unforgivable sin is to be unforgiving, maybe that will help.

Torog

10-17-2005, 12:31 PM

change is the one thing we are given that is absolute, it will happen.

wisdom comes in the direction we are looking in and smacks us in the head as we watch, so you are right it is important to look all around, it comes when we least expect it.
mine happened differently, one night i awoke surrounded by flames, i jumped up and ran outside into the snow in my long underwear, that ended up being all i was left with, except 14 dogs and a horse i had to care for. i lost everything i thought i cared about, my weapons that i searched high and low for, my sword i was given by my sensi, even all my photos of past life, not to mention all my herb. i was devastated, it was the best thing that could have happened to me, i had too many blankets, i was to complacent.
my death now rides my shoulder, speaks to me when i stumble, it says, "wake up i may take you today, enjoy what is here now, you may not get any more."
one day as i was sitting on a bus bench bemoaning the fact that after years of work i had nothing, and was quite hungry i said to myself, "if God wants me to eat he will feed me" at that moment a person walked by i didn't even see and dropped a bag of fresh grapes and other fruit in my lap and walked on without saying a word. after that i learned that i was blessed by the Creator and began to listen to that within us that speaks so softly, it gets stronger the more you do, and weaker the more you don't.
i am not spose to say to much, but i can tell you that the one unforgivable sin is to be unforgiving, maybe that will help.
Howdy hempity,

I find that I cannot but help to agree with yer words..they are consistent with what I've experienced..that at times..one must be capable of releasing the bondage of materialism,in order to truly appreciate what really matters in Life. Instead of promoting one's ego..you must learn how to set it aside and learn how to serve others..out of respect and love. God does indeed work in mysterious ways..so it doesn't really surprise me,that when you were at yer lowest,that God provided what you needed..which was good,healthy,natural food.

As for forgiveness,I agree with ya on that too..one of my greatest challenges to overcome,is to find a way to forgive someone who did something despicable to my family..it is yet to be resolved,I'm willing to forgive,I just haven't worked on resolving my anger about it as well as I should have by now.

Have a good one ....

hempity

10-17-2005, 04:03 PM

Howdy hempity,

I find that I cannot but help to agree with yer words..they are consistent with what I've experienced..that at times..one must be capable of releasing the bondage of materialism,in order to truly appreciate what really matters in Life. Instead of promoting one's ego..you must learn how to set it aside and learn how to serve others..out of respect and love. God does indeed work in mysterious ways..so it doesn't really surprise me,that when you were at yer lowest,that God provided what you needed..which was good,healthy,natural food.

As for forgiveness,I agree with ya on that too..one of my greatest challenges to overcome,is to find a way to forgive someone who did something despicable to my family..it is yet to be resolved,I'm willing to forgive,I just haven't worked on resolving my anger about it as well as I should have by now.

Have a good one ....

ho,
so that is good that you believe what i say, i cannot lie in front of the Creator, he/she knows anyway.

i don't agree with yours, the monkey statements you have as a signature is one of the stupidest things i have ever read or heard. the man responsible for making it is a proven moron. there are no terrorist in the first place, it is a made up category to excite anger and fear. these barefoot natives were called freedom fighters and supported until the current regime in the corporation of the united snakes wanted what they had. of course i support the troops some of them are friends and kids of friends, no way do i support what they are made to do.
the united snakes makes up their own enemies and arms them with the weapons they want them to use. you live in a police state where at any moment you can be pulled from your house and never heard from again, where has that happened before? you say no, they can't do that, when you know damn well they can do anything they want. they are evil from their pointy little heads to the bottom of their black shrivelled dead hearts. i love my life with a passion few will ever know, but i would lay it down in a heartbeat for what i believe in. so would the freedom fighters, the big difference is they believe in killing for God, and i think God can take care of it without me. for me to kill, i would carry that person all the rest of my days, up to the Creator to explain why.

hempity

10-18-2005, 10:57 PM

bump
i really like this story, i believe Christ was a good man and had problems as any will have.