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Caruso329
10-13-2005, 05:39 AM
I live with a friend of mine, who is exTREMEly hottT!! She is also very well-endowed so to speak (D or DD) which makes for wondeful eye candy around the apartment. Not seen her naked or even fooled around with her (yet) but its still fun living with her. And to top it all off she makes the fucking best stoner food ever. It fills all those strange insatiable cravings you sometimes never even knew you had. Like right now I am eating English Brunch (scrambled eggs, tomatoes, green stuff, ham, etc. (EDIT: OH and onions!) which might not be a big deal for you brits, but over in the states its awesome for us) and Cheese Noodle Pie (which is a fluffy bread/pie crust with macaroni noodles, melted cheese, and chef boyardee tasting spaghetti sauce. My roommate actually didn't make this, my other hotass neighbor did and gave me it because they didn't like it :D I love my apt!) which is fucking amazing. Okay, back to eating! ":cool:
Caruso329
10-13-2005, 05:41 AM
Oh and the Cheese Noodle Pie has like fried beef in it too. Very tasty indeed! :D
NoosaHeads
10-13-2005, 05:48 AM
im guessing the "green stuff" was a type of vegetable.?.
Caruso329
10-13-2005, 05:49 AM
yea, but not peppers. maybe some herb like chives or oregano.
beachguy in thongs
10-13-2005, 05:50 AM
That's great, Caruso. I'm glad you're living with a hot chick.

I bet you know a lot about her. Is she seeing anyone?
Caruso329
10-13-2005, 05:52 AM
Nope, wish it was me. But I doubt she'd go for that, in fact I know she wouldn't.
beachguy in thongs
10-13-2005, 05:55 AM
So, when are you gonna put her picture up?
Caruso329
10-13-2005, 05:57 AM
Ha! Never.
beachguy in thongs
10-13-2005, 05:59 AM
Keeping her to yourself. Good thinking.

I'll get a picture of her for you, tomorrow. We have Geology, together.
Caruso329
10-13-2005, 06:14 AM
You know it.
anycraic
10-13-2005, 06:20 AM
yeah i know how u feel, im in the same situation myself, cept its well known theres hot birds in my flat so theres a queue of about 5 guys on each of em
Garden Knowm
10-13-2005, 06:34 AM
post a fucking pic!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW

please

of her

DD's
Caruso329
10-13-2005, 06:35 AM
I'll think about it, but if I do do it I'm not going it stoned... just in case.
Caruso329
10-13-2005, 06:38 AM
Oh fuck it, this is the only one I have.
Later.
tokosan
10-13-2005, 06:41 AM
why are signatures lame you turtle you
beachguy in thongs
10-13-2005, 06:43 AM
Wow, Okay, let it be known. Don't worry. Yeah. Not too many would... pass up the opportunity to keep her to themselves.
beachguy in thongs
10-13-2005, 06:44 AM
Oh, and I sit right next to her in Geology class.
lateralus
10-13-2005, 09:47 AM
Nope, wish it was me. But I doubt she'd go for that, in fact I know she wouldn't.Why don't you have a chance? Have some confidence
somebody someone
10-13-2005, 10:07 AM
nice one, tho if u wanna get the english breakfast perfect, id say it is:

fried eggs
Tomatos
Sausages
Bacon
Fried bread
beans
mushrooms

cant think what else, i dont eat it much
sharpezor
10-13-2005, 10:07 AM
i might have missed reading it, but have u done anything with her ? :rolleyes:
sharpezor
10-13-2005, 10:07 AM
sounds like an awesome breakfast, make sure to smoke a joint before hand!
buddymyfriend
10-13-2005, 10:27 AM
nice one, tho if u wanna get the english breakfast perfect, id say it is:

fried eggs
Tomatos
Sausages
Bacon
Fried bread
beans
mushrooms


cant think what else, i dont eat it much

onions
round of toast
Huge mug of tea/coffee!

Peace

Buddy
yocass
10-13-2005, 11:34 AM
nice one, tho if u wanna get the english breakfast perfect, id say it is:

fried eggs
Tomatos
Sausages
Bacon
Fried bread
beans
mushrooms

cant think what else, i dont eat it much
thats all well and good. But for a tasty breakfast its more like:
bacon
bacon
bacon
milk
bacon
bacon
orange juice
bacon
hash brownie
milk

mmm 500 pound stoner diet. Wish I could eat that without dying in a week lol.

ps Id hit that, and so should you. if not with your pecker, then with whatevers handy.
dirty raider
10-13-2005, 12:02 PM
The bacon needs to be proper bacon not that streaky shite, you missed off black pudding, HP sauce and plenty of toast. Maybe some eggy bread as well.
robert42
10-13-2005, 12:07 PM
i like reallllllllll foooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

like steak
and SHIT
Reefer Rogue
10-13-2005, 12:20 PM
Add chips to that breakfast =]
somebody someone
10-13-2005, 12:22 PM
errr im not sure thats so common but sure u can hav chips with tht
Reefer Rogue
10-13-2005, 12:23 PM
I don't care if you think it's 'not common.' :)
beachguy in thongs
10-13-2005, 02:26 PM
nice one, tho if u wanna get the english breakfast perfect, id say it is:

fried eggs
Tomatos
Sausages
Bacon
Fried bread
beans
mushrooms
cant think what else, i dont eat it much

For someone who doesn't eat much, you sure have diverse taste for foods!

Fried eggs, tomatoes, and beans.
beachguy in thongs
10-13-2005, 02:29 PM
i like reallllllllll foooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

like steak
and SHIT


Robert's breakfast: Steak and shit.
Robert's lunch: Meatballs and turd.
Robert's dinner: Lasagna with Linguini sauce and crap.
Robert's dessert: Holy shit and Holy crap.
anycraic
10-13-2005, 02:46 PM
yeah a 20oz steak for breakfast, to hell with all that 'cereal' bollox
WeedWorm
10-13-2005, 05:58 PM
ah god damn, i have the flu and this topic is making me wanna go puke
mellow mood
10-13-2005, 06:03 PM
what are u waitin to bang her in the ass

lol
Garden Knowm
10-13-2005, 06:10 PM
carusa... thanks for the pic MAN... very nice.. can I come over for breakfast.... ?
Caruso329
10-13-2005, 06:15 PM
Haha no problem guys. And the reason I haven't tried anything is even though she is hott 2DAMAXX! she can have a heart of ice sometimes. And I'm just not her type. It's weird, she smokes out like whenever the planets align, but she goes to sleep right after cause being high is too weird for her. And she hates guys who do drugs, which is lame. But trust me, there's much better down here in georgia, especially in my town. :D
Garden Knowm
10-13-2005, 06:30 PM
can we get a little bit wider shot.... need to see the DD's..

thank you sir
Satan666
10-13-2005, 08:37 PM
Yes DD's
beachguy in thongs
10-13-2005, 08:41 PM
Garden Knowm, is that you in the pic??? I'll hook you up w/my sister, she's 37 and single.
Caruso329
10-13-2005, 08:49 PM
wtf are chips? potato chips?
beachguy in thongs
10-13-2005, 08:50 PM
Poke-her Chips.
Melton420
10-13-2005, 10:14 PM
STEAK AND MASHED TATERS
dirty raider
10-13-2005, 10:21 PM
Chips are like French Fries only better, they're chunkier and a bit less crispy. Potato Chips are called Crisps over here.
Az.
10-13-2005, 10:22 PM
nice one, tho if u wanna get the english breakfast perfect, id say it is:

fried eggs
Tomatos
Sausages
Bacon
Fried bread
beans
mushrooms

cant think what else, i dont eat it much
hash browns are cool....dont kknow if their nglish though......are they
what about toast and tea.....gotta have toast and tea
Garden Knowm
10-14-2005, 08:50 AM
thongy, tell your sister I said hi

ILY
Caruso329
10-14-2005, 09:07 AM
Chips are probably like hashbrowns from Waffle House.
beachguy in thongs
10-14-2005, 09:23 AM
"You want fries with that?"

That guy is in London, so I'm thinking that was his choice.
SamoanLawyer
10-14-2005, 09:31 AM
im your roomies type, absolutely,shes hot like me, i can cook her under the table though.

can tell shes notta stoner, coz all that food money would be bud money lmao
SamoanLawyer
10-14-2005, 09:33 AM
reefer rogue, your avator is nearly as cool as that stormtrooper rooter
smokey
10-14-2005, 09:34 AM
yea gotta have hash browns with it
best thing after a heavy drinkin session the night before
clipperman
10-14-2005, 09:55 AM
Nice one dirty raider- you gotta have the black pudding! (For you non brits thats congealed pigs blood, hung to produce a sausage shape then sliced and fried- good stuff!)
And what about bubble and squeek? Keep your McShite burgers- you yanks don't know what you're missing!
Hmmm, suddenly feeling hungry