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jkg114
10-13-2005, 02:19 AM
hey everyone, had a quick question.

On an order around 20 bucks, how much do you tip the pizza delivery guy? thanks. i know you guys will know the answer.

J4ay20
10-13-2005, 02:19 AM
give him a 20 who cares, just get ur pizza

ermitonto
10-13-2005, 02:21 AM
$15 + a blow job.

Rarrr
10-13-2005, 02:24 AM
Shout him some weed and you can both eat the pizza, for free!

benagain
10-13-2005, 02:25 AM
I allways figured in shit like the rain and the drive they had to go through. Plus, I allways thought it'd be a pretty shitty job, so I tip as well as I can afford. I'd give him 25 myself. You never know, tip them right and make friends and you may have another fellow toker on your side.

sdffa11
10-13-2005, 02:34 AM
depends on how much money i have. if the bill is 19.25 and i only got a 20, then i just tell him to keep it, but never more than $2.

shiet, its not my fault you have a shitty job. >=P

PerfectUrine
10-13-2005, 02:45 AM
Man I always tip the pizza guy $5 no matter how much pizza I order. If you don't tip good, they remember who you are, and you DON'T want a pizza man mad at you... BELEIVE ME...

Funkamander
10-13-2005, 02:46 AM
Just give him a slice.

Caruso329
10-13-2005, 02:48 AM
15% is average, 20% is good, so $4. Just go ahead and give him $5.

Phresher than it Got
10-13-2005, 02:58 AM
my dad forgot to tip one time, got his tires slashed, messed up shit

w4terb0ng
10-13-2005, 02:59 AM
punch him in the eye and take your pizza. then tell him "here's a tip... get the fuck outta here before i smash your face in"

beachguy in thongs
10-13-2005, 03:03 AM
Give the guy/girl $3.

Buck268
10-13-2005, 03:48 AM
Having been a pizza guy for a while, on a $20 order a $3-5 tip is "good" with 5 being very good. But as long as its more than a buck (and defiantely not just a few pennies) its all good.

mellow mood
10-13-2005, 03:50 AM
give him 5cents and say there, threat ya

lol

cheenyc13
10-13-2005, 05:05 AM
2 to 3 bucks

Melton420
10-13-2005, 05:19 AM
yes

sharpezor
10-13-2005, 05:29 AM
5$ would be nice.

tokosan
10-13-2005, 06:39 AM
give him a 20 who cares, just get ur pizza
gtfo

Bman719
10-13-2005, 08:33 AM
give him a 20 who cares, just get ur pizza
Fuck you dude. Being a pizza delivery person... that comment is insulting. Considering the fact that we are on a TIP based pay, getting stiffed is one thing that really fucking angers me. If You said that to any pizza guy to his face I bet you he'd fucking spit in that shit or drop it on the ground. Tips are how we make most of our money, end of story.

Tipping wise, I would say the average tip would be $3.50-$4.00. I am in a pretty good area for tips though... as just last friday i had 2 tips of 10 dollars or more each... which isn't to uncommon to have every now and then. Biggest tip still holds at $36.00 for me, followed by a $26 tip on a $24 dollar order (that guy was rich... and lucky for me very generous), and I've had to of had at least 20 other deliveries with $10 or more tips (I've only been delivering pizzas for 4 months).... though my most memorable tips have been the 4 times I've been invited in to smoke weed with various different customers....

Seriously though... Please tip your pizzaman (and fairly well), as chances are your pizzaman is a stoner... and you shouldn't be screwing a fellow stoners pay because you're to cheap to give him a few bucks... Stiffing is simply rude.

chakruh
10-13-2005, 09:10 AM
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buddymyfriend
10-13-2005, 10:32 AM
Dunno if it's an american thing but I don't know of anyone here on the Uk that tips the delivery guy! Restaurants on the other hand, yes. Pizza guy? No chance Pal!

Peace

Buddy

somebody someone
10-13-2005, 12:30 PM
$15 + a blow job.
hells yeah thats what i was thinkin

lemonboy
10-13-2005, 01:55 PM
People don't realize that the store and people you order from remember when you tip them. If a guy has 3 orders going out that are going to take 30 minutes he might put yours on the bottom because he or a fellow driver knows you are a stiffer. I've seen it happen folks.

Pizza delivery is a thankless job where drivers have to cover their own gas, mileage, and car maintenance. While it isn't necessarily a hard job, it is very fast paced. When that guy arrives at your door he either has other pizzas in the car or has to head back to the store for another order. There are no breaks or lunch hours. It is nothing but back and forth. That's a lot of running around to be stiffed by some 11 year old kid saving money to buy schwagg.

Most delivery guys would be happy with $1. Don't be a douchebag.