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Kramerica
10-12-2005, 10:43 PM
I just got home and noticed two women next door standing out on their patio. I really dont know who lives there. The old residents moved out a month or 2 ago.
When I got out of the car, I smelled smoke in the air, and the 2 were huddled close together. I went inside and decided to look out of my window to see what was really going on. The 2 had already went inside. Ah ha!
What do you think? Could I have some kick ass neighbors for a change???
sToNeDpEnGuIn420
10-12-2005, 10:46 PM
You can only hope. :D
Caruso329
10-12-2005, 11:07 PM
I would offer them a housewarming gift of a plate of brownies. :D
Ganj
10-12-2005, 11:34 PM
I would offer them a housewarming gift of a plate of brownies. :D

drug them. that's the ticket. if they didn't smoke before, you can guarantee they'll be coming back for more. i made a funny.
flamingskullballs
10-13-2005, 12:08 AM
and two women huh???

you know what you gotta do...be the creepy guy next door and video tape them wherever they go...and have little slots cut into your walls to watch them through...and take pictures...and make websites...and and and and and JERK IT TILL IT BLEEDS!!!
hipEstoner
10-13-2005, 12:19 AM
and two women huh???

you know what you gotta do...be the creepy guy next door and video tape them wherever they go...and have little slots cut into your walls to watch them through...and take pictures...and make websites...and and and and and JERK IT TILL IT BLEEDS!!!
^ what he saisd, then smoke all their weed and kill cops
flamingskullballs
10-13-2005, 12:24 AM
no, dont get the police officers involved!!! what if they get mad and steal all of your acid??? and your crank???

maybe you should just give the ladies a bunch of estacy and make a movie...
Kramerica
10-13-2005, 12:40 AM
Hehe :)
I was thinking more along the lines of:
Being a friendly neighber
Then they smoke their weed with me :)
Rarrr
10-13-2005, 01:00 AM
Hehe
I was thinking more along the lines of:
Being a friendly neighber
Then they smoke their weed with me
Geez man, don't have to get obscene :)
somebody someone
10-13-2005, 01:08 AM
sounds good, i have a load of students next door doubt they smoke weed tho, hell they should know i smoke by now im always in the garden stinkin it out
Funkamander
10-13-2005, 03:20 AM
Don't even pretend. Just walk over there, knock on their door, and just be like, "Hey. How's it goin'? Wanna smoke a bowl?"
beachguy in thongs
10-13-2005, 03:43 AM
Kramer, How much older are these girls than you? Are they women, like old enough to be your Mother? Either way, you're in a very good spot and it's up to you to break the ice, I, highly, doubt they will.
Melton420
10-13-2005, 03:48 AM
id say befrined them and ask them or just go out on the porch and smoke as well
mellow mood
10-13-2005, 03:48 AM
are they fuckable?
Kramerica
10-13-2005, 04:14 AM
Id say theyre 5 to 10 years older than me. Will make a determination on appearance on the next sighting :)
maskedpantsman
10-13-2005, 04:34 AM
just walk up to them, strike up a conversation, take an 1/8 of weed out and "accidentally" drop it on the ground and just be like "OOPS! I dropped my weed!" and see where everything goes from there.
Nochowderforyou
10-13-2005, 04:48 PM
and two women huh???

you know what you gotta do...be the creepy guy next door and video tape them wherever they go...and have little slots cut into your walls to watch them through...and take pictures...and make websites...and and and and and JERK IT TILL IT BLEEDS!!!

:p Ha ha! That's funny man. I'm listening to Slayer right now and it fit the mood perfectly.

Just go up to them and talk to them, you are neighbors after all. Go out on your porch or outside nearby them, and ask if they want to toke. The worst they can say is no right?
beachguy in thongs
10-13-2005, 04:54 PM
The land is dark, as the sightings have not occurred.
GSW389
10-13-2005, 04:57 PM
just walk up to them, strike up a conversation, take an 1/8 of weed out and "accidentally" drop it on the ground and just be like "OOPS! I dropped my weed!" and see where everything goes from there.

lol, oops i droped my 3.5 grams of weed accidently while having a conversation with you after i saw you acting suspicious on the porch the other day so i decided to have a conversation with you to get to know my neighbors so there was no reason for me to even bring weed with me.

They may not like it if you ask them about smoking immediatly. you should probably get to know them first and then when you are comfortable witht hem when the right situation comes up, mention it to them.
GSW389
10-13-2005, 04:59 PM
:p Ha ha! That's funny man. I'm listening to Slayer right now and it fit the mood perfectly.

Just go up to them and talk to them, you are neighbors after all. Go out on your porch or outside nearby them, and ask if they want to toke. The worst they can say is no right?

maybe not. sometimes you get dick neighbors and sicne he doesnt actually know if hey smoke or not, they may call the cops or something when they see him acting weird with friends or whatever, or havinga party if they know he smokes.
WeedWorm
10-13-2005, 05:44 PM
when i was in elementary school (obviously before i started toking) we had these really sketchy neighbors with a giant tent in there backyard and air filters coming out of it and shit. Turns out, they were growing! to bad they didnt live here until i started smoking
lateralus
10-13-2005, 05:55 PM
They may not like it if you ask them about smoking immediatly. you should probably get to know them first and then when you are comfortable witht hem when the right situation comes up, mention it to them.Yeah I'd talk to them for a few days, and casually bring it up. You might freak them out if you're that direct.
mellow mood
10-13-2005, 06:06 PM
i finally got a nice neighboor too, we jam together and smoke spliffs playing guitar. hes 12 years older than me but hes still like a teenager so thats funny
beachguy in thongs
10-13-2005, 08:39 PM
nice neighboor too, we jam together and smoke spliffs playing guitar.

I was so excited for you, I thought you were gonna say it's a 'chick'.
DazedandConfused
10-13-2005, 09:01 PM
dont go ask them or hint at it or any of that goofy shit. if they smoke youre bound to see them outside again. just wait until youre positive, and after you are sure they smoke, just go out there yourself and smoke and make noise or something so they see you out there. make them make the move.
Kramerica
10-13-2005, 10:30 PM
Well, Im home from work again today. No one outside. Actually no one is around here right now :)
This has been Thursday Update
mike jones
10-13-2005, 10:32 PM
JERK IT TILL IT BLEEDS!!!

best advice/info anyone has ever given in these forums
:D