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how do you think you'd react to the "end of the world"?
GHoSToKeR
10-12-2005, 03:50 AM
Like this...
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........woah."
mellow mood
10-12-2005, 03:52 AM
seriously? u want an answer?
i have no fuckin idea. hell maybe id just take it as it comes. maybe id pray lol. maybe id go see everyone i know and tell em all what i feel.
hell hard question
Funkamander
10-12-2005, 03:57 AM
It all depends. If it were, say, the hand of God coming down and killing all the nonbelievers, I'd probably be saying, "No fucking way!" until he got to me.
If it was the more predictable nuclear destruction, I'd just find a good spot to see a nice big shroom cloud up close before being turned into a fine dust.
Comet? I'd try to survive. Who knows, maybe it'd work.
OR, if it was ACTUALLY happening, I'd react just like everyone else. I'd shit my pants and cry 'till I died.
mellow mood
10-12-2005, 03:59 AM
OR, if it was ACTUALLY happening, I'd react just like everyone else. I'd shit my pants and cry 'till I died.
lol
yea
thats another option
beachguy in thongs
10-12-2005, 04:02 AM
My reaction to the "end of the world": "What the hell? The world just ended?"
Blaze420
10-12-2005, 04:06 AM
wouldnt u... not know if the world ended..? u know.. u'd just all of a sudden be dead.. aaannnnnnnnd u dont really know ur dead if youre dead. just if u see that youre about to die right before.... right?
mellow mood
10-12-2005, 04:14 AM
well if u beleive the soul dies when the body does, maybe your right
if, on the other hand, u beleive that the body is only the material part of the human, and that the soul doesnt die after it left your body, then your wrong
choice is yours :)
My reaction to the "end of the world": "What the hell? The world just ended?"
my fault. how would you react to the oncoming destruction of the entire world?
my fault. how would you react to the oncoming destruction of the entire world?
mellow mood
10-12-2005, 04:23 AM
what? can u repeat?
ermitonto
10-12-2005, 04:42 AM
I think what he's saying is, what would you do if you found out the world was going to come to an end soon? Like say, if we found out a gigantic asteroid was going to obliterate the planet in a few days.
Well, first thing I would do is start smoking lots and lots of weed. No need to conserve my stash anymore! Then I would go outside and join in the massive orgy that would probably be happening.
sugarmagnolia
10-12-2005, 05:09 AM
[QUOTE=Funkamander]It all depends. If it were, say, the hand of God coming down and killing all the nonbelievers, I'd probably be saying, "No fucking way!" until he got to me.
QUOTE]
lol. lets have a cheer for all the non-believers.
cheers
dark0ne
10-12-2005, 05:25 AM
evry last bit of bud i had into the biggest joint ever. then go to the beach, smoke and wait.
tokosan
10-12-2005, 06:12 AM
i woudl say
O RLY
untill it was over then i would say
O RLY
in the afterlife.
Caruso329
10-12-2005, 06:18 AM
i woudl say
O RLY
untill it was over then i would say
O RLY
in the afterlife.
O RLY?
Hempamasta
10-12-2005, 06:35 AM
I would accept it peacefully.
Reefer Rogue
10-12-2005, 06:39 AM
I'd be like wtf m8? Then smoke some weed and join that orgy. :D
HeLTeR.SKeLTeR
10-12-2005, 08:48 AM
I'd say..... finally!
it should be an honor to participate in such an anticipated event 0_o
beachguy in thongs
10-12-2005, 01:42 PM
Well, I'd participate in any orgy going on, but then, shortly before the 'end of the world', I'd jump in the Atlantic Ocean, swim real deep, and hope God misses me.
Then I'd come back to land and start the Human Race over by having sex with Electric Eels.
ladyM
10-12-2005, 02:22 PM
If the planet was to be vaporized, not much you can do but get stoned and kiss your sweet ass goodbye. If it was the hand of God coming to 'smote' the wicked, I'd kiss my sweet ass goodbye. If it was some kind of biological extermination, I'd kiss my sweet ass goodbye.
Rarrr
10-12-2005, 02:29 PM
I wouldnt react as I would be dead.
buddymyfriend
10-12-2005, 03:21 PM
I'd do all the things i wanted to, sya by goodbyes and in the last hour id take EVERY drug known to man and go out with one hell of a bang! ;)
Peace n Peanuts
Buddy
Ousted
10-12-2005, 03:40 PM
I would proably be hysterical. It wouldnt just be my life I'd be losing, it would be my husband, my friends, my pets... I like my life, I love the people in my life so much, I dont want anything happening to it or them. I dont want my life to end. Ever.
If I had a few weeks, or months to mull over the impending disaster, I might be able to come to terms with it and possibly, hopefully, do something meaningful in my last days with myself and my loved ones. And I would eat nothing but junkfood until doomsday.
zarathustra
10-12-2005, 03:50 PM
Leading up to it, I would do all the things I wanted to do but feared the consequences of, like murdering a few assholes.
And yes, that is a euphemism for heterosexual buttsex.
My last words are going to be "see you in hell," because I promised someone I'd have the heart to.
I'd be kind of dissappointed, as I've always wanted to die by riding to my death on the top of a flaming zeppelin, firing two B.A.R. rifles while wearing a bunny suit.
Maybe I could somehow cause the apocalypse like this....
Ousted
10-12-2005, 03:54 PM
Leading up to it, I would do all the things I wanted to do but feared the consequences of, like murdering a few assholes.
And yes, that is a euphemism for heterosexual buttsex.
My last words are going to be "see you in hell," because I promised someone I'd have the heart to.
I'd be kind of dissappointed, as I've always wanted to die by riding to my death on the top of a flaming zeppelin, firing two B.A.R. rifles while wearing a bunny suit.
Maybe I could somehow cause the apocalypse like this....
LOL, you're hilarious, thanks for the good laugh. :p
robert42
10-12-2005, 03:57 PM
i would..... snort bare coke
smoke loadsa crack
shoot up shitloads
take as much acid as i can
smoke loads weed
take a viagra
fuck as many ladies i can
then say....
mmmm wtf.... no rly wtf
then realise it wasnt the end of the world and i just fucked a man and O'D for nothing.
beachguy in thongs
10-12-2005, 04:32 PM
I would proably be hysterical. It wouldnt just be my life I'd be losing, it would be my husband, my friends, my pets... I like my life, I love the people in my life so much, I dont want anything happening to it or them. I dont want my life to end. Ever.
Way to spark the imaginations, Ousted. If more people read this, it's gonna destroy the morality of our fellow earthlings.
Ousted
10-12-2005, 04:52 PM
Way to spark the imaginations, Ousted. If more people read this, it's gonna destroy the morality of our fellow earthlings.
:confused: Howso?
beachguy in thongs
10-12-2005, 06:00 PM
Well, you, basically, cut everything short of the End of the World and brought us back to reality.
Ousted
10-12-2005, 06:21 PM
Well, you, basically, cut everything short of the End of the World and brought us back to reality.
Sheesh, sorry. :(
If it were the end of the world I'd eat 1000 taco's so when the meteor hit I'll go double BOOM!
Better? ;)
dirty raider
10-12-2005, 06:36 PM
I'd try and hitchhike off the planet, failing that run round in circles shouting ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh.
ladyM
10-12-2005, 06:44 PM
If there was no time to know it was happening, there is nothing anyone could do before hand. I have the same feelings as Ousted, I have a husband, daughter, pets, friends, and family I care about deeply. If I knew it was coming I would want to be in the arms of my husband and kid and be surrounded by friends, family and my critters too.
Ousted's reply to this thread demanded my serious consideration of the subject and my final thought is; I dont want to think about it anymore.
GHoSToKeR
10-12-2005, 07:04 PM
my fault. how would you react to the oncoming destruction of the entire world?
my fault. how would you react to the oncoming destruction of the entire world?
what? can u repeat?
Lol, I don't know if that was supposed to be funny or not but I thought it was hilarious.. I'd add it to the funny quotes thread if I could be bothered. :)
robert42
10-12-2005, 07:10 PM
when you said funny quotes you should of wrote by the great robert42 i usually credit comedians.... :p
beachguy in thongs
10-12-2005, 07:22 PM
Good one, Robert (likes to quote comedians).
I'd try and hitchhike off the planet, failing that run round in circles shouting ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh.
great! we'll hitch a ride together.
Shobs
10-13-2005, 12:11 AM
I would smoke my whole stash and go break a bunch of laws muahaha :)
NightProwler
10-13-2005, 01:29 AM
i'd fuck every virgin dying to get laid before they die
somebody someone
10-13-2005, 01:33 AM
good question.... but yeah... what would i do if i had like a half hour warning? wow... course id hav to find the hottest girls around n fuck them.... i wud take a shit load of drugs but i dont have any atm... i wud.... drink all the alcohol in the house??? thats the best i can do :( i dont know.... i dont want to think about my death.. i like life
brrg744
10-13-2005, 01:46 AM
id smoke alot of bud, drive to a ferrari dealership(down the street from me), steal a ferrari, then id drive at 200mph as the world was about to end. mabie drive to the peoples houses that i hate and shoot them
callgirltheory
10-13-2005, 02:25 AM
I would stash up on a shitload of weed and find a beautiful willing girl, bring her to my room, and smoke, sex, smoke, sex, talk about life, cry, smoke, sex, smoke.
beachguy in thongs
10-13-2005, 02:35 AM
i'd fuck every virgin dying to get laid before they die
You'll be the last virgin waiting to die.
maskedpantsman
10-13-2005, 04:58 AM
I'd smoke weed with my friends and make fun of the world ending...yes, make fun of it-taunt it and call it a "little bitch" and a "pussy".
Ah yes, them'd be some good times.
if it was a meteor headed towards us, i'd get on the roof of my house with buddas and my stash and my family and we'd all get high and fall off. well atleast the rest of them would, then i'd just jump for the hell of it.
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