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Antonio Montana
10-09-2005, 09:05 PM
Has anyone else ever tryed this, I may sound a bit mad, but theres nothing I love more than standing a bus top while there is a female wating alone or with her friednds and just flopping it out and jerking off in front of them . sometimes i just get the bus around my city all night find sexy females to wank in front of. Some of them are disgusted but some enjoy it have a laugh about it!

Am I a freak????
meloncoly
10-09-2005, 09:13 PM
no, that is perfectly normal, I do it all the time
partyguy420
10-09-2005, 09:17 PM
ive never done it at the bus stop, but i was doing that the other day, i was riding my bike down the street at around 1:00 in the morning, and its 5 mile bike ride home, and i ended up with blue balls before i had left my friends house, so i desided to relive my self.
MightyFourTwenty
10-10-2005, 12:03 AM
ive never done it at the bus stop, but i was doing that the other day, i was riding my bike down the street at around 1:00 in the morning, and its 5 mile bike ride home, and i ended up with blue balls before i had left my friends house, so i desided to relive my self.

Wow, that was you?! I knew that I wasn't just seeing things...
MagicSlippaz666
10-10-2005, 12:21 AM
never have in public but down here you can get in ALOT OF SHIT.ya texas sucks balls
WeedWorm
10-10-2005, 12:34 AM
its called indecent exposure my friends ;)
beachguy in thongs
10-10-2005, 01:21 AM
What would happen if you were maced in the genitals???
GHoSToKeR
10-10-2005, 08:20 PM
Us guys wouldn't be able to see for days. :D

Oh and to the guy who made this thread;

Put your dick away, man. Come on. There are kids watching.
CaptainDankNuggets
10-11-2005, 05:00 AM
Omfg ur nuts man in public..Damn
lizka4200
10-11-2005, 11:05 PM
u get arressted asshole....u get arressted for doing it in ur car even.. if someone is "disturbed"
Sedater18
10-12-2005, 01:46 AM
You should buy a giant bear suit, cut a hole for your cock and bump into old ladies. It kicks the shit out of jacking off at the bus stop.
growinitgood
10-12-2005, 02:54 AM
I doesn't fucking take a rocket scientist to figure out that YOU CANT DO THAT!!!!!!!!
Blaze420
10-12-2005, 04:20 AM
Has anyone else ever tryed this, I may sound a bit mad, but theres nothing I love more than standing a bus top while there is a female wating alone or with her friednds and just flopping it out and jerking off in front of them . sometimes i just get the bus around my city all night find sexy females to wank in front of. Some of them are disgusted but some enjoy it have a laugh about it!

Am I a freak????




yes.
MyAntiDrugIsAmy
10-12-2005, 07:25 AM
if it was common to masturbate in public, imagine how gross it would be to shake a horny old lady's hand
beachguy in thongs
10-12-2005, 03:08 PM
Think of all those people who whack off in a public bathroom, and then come out and shake your hand...?
MyAntiDrugIsAmy
10-12-2005, 03:25 PM
at least they have the option of washing their hands.

picture old ladies at bingo reaching for their crotch.... makes me wanna puke.
mellow mood
10-12-2005, 05:29 PM
fuck man masturbating in public

u guys are sick hell yea

seriously get a g/f hell
OreO
10-12-2005, 06:14 PM
i was in public
but none around....i was 16 and it was 3 in the mornin so no biggy


I snuck out to go hang out with some friends...went home

on the way home stopped in the woods, wanked it real quick and went back home
Ousted
10-12-2005, 06:27 PM
Ick.
buddymyfriend
10-12-2005, 07:09 PM
i was in public
but none around....i was 16 and it was 3 in the mornin so no biggy


I snuck out to go hang out with some friends...went home

on the way home stopped in the woods, wanked it real quick and went back home

LMAO!

Peace

Buddy
Melton420
10-13-2005, 04:05 AM
lol get a woman
CloudyDay
10-13-2005, 06:54 PM
That is a nice activtiy buddy.

What do you do? Just pull it out and wack it?

What do you say to the people? Are you friendly?

Or are you just like "shut up bitch,I like to wack it"?HA ha
HA hahahahah hahaahahahahah

Funny stuff buddy
Gecko
10-13-2005, 07:41 PM
Has anyone else ever tryed this, I may sound a bit mad, but theres nothing I love more than standing a bus top while there is a female wating alone or with her friednds and just flopping it out and jerking off in front of them . sometimes i just get the bus around my city all night find sexy females to wank in front of. Some of them are disgusted but some enjoy it have a laugh about it!

Am I a freak????

Hahahahahahaha! Dude, that's the most fucked up shit ever.

Just by chance, the police can get you for lewd and unruly behavior in public, so make sure none of the girls tell.
Ousted
10-13-2005, 09:50 PM
Hahahahahahaha! Dude, that's the most fucked up shit ever.

Just by chance, the police can get you for lewd and unruly behavior in public, so make sure none of the girls tell.

erm. hmmm. No need to be giving tips to potential sexual predaters, if you dont mind.

So, Antonio, yeah, masturbating at people is really really really....not funny or cool at all. Please be so kind as to register as a sex offender if you ever move to my neighborhood, thanks.

How would you like some strange dick thats been god knows where pointed and jerked in your direction by some stranger? I know you probably know your dick is clean (maybe), and wont spooge green infectious goo (maybe) at some innocent's direction, but how would the innocent victim of your self-serving sexual perversions know that?


I initially thought this thread was a joke, a stupid joke, but something posted as joking nonetheless. Now after rereading his post a few times Im worried that this thread starter really is some kind of sexual deviant who would find something so disgustingly perverse as something humorous. Maybe if you get help now you wont progress to be some rapist or molester or something. Is rape funny as well?

Fucking sicko.
Strikerrr
10-13-2005, 11:31 PM
haha you are all sick fucks. deffinately.
grasshopper420
10-14-2005, 12:30 AM
ive never done it at the bus stop, but i was doing that the other day, i was riding my bike down the street at around 1:00 in the morning, and its 5 mile bike ride home, and i ended up with blue balls before i had left my friends house, so i desided to relive my self. WHILE RIDING A BIKE ???? damn the guys got some talent
grasshopper420
10-14-2005, 12:37 AM
wouldnt it kinda suck if you were all walikin around mindin you own when you go into a bus top and slip in a huge pile of jizz?LMFAO!!!!AHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
STDzRus
10-15-2005, 02:09 PM
RICK JAMES BEOTCH!

Dave Chapelles New DVD talks about the bus being taken hostage by a wanker.
NightProwler
10-15-2005, 07:40 PM
i successfully finished a game of pocket pool one time in L.A class in 7th grade.
chisme
10-16-2005, 12:32 AM
its called indecent exposure my friends ;)
yeah and its disgusting man find a girlfriend find sum concentrate acid to remove the rust from your dick and fucking use it :p

all safe peace and well.
beachguy in thongs
10-16-2005, 03:21 AM
i successfully finished a game of pocket pool one time in L.A class in 7th grade.

Did ya' win?
mrdevious
10-17-2005, 02:13 AM
Think of all those people who whack off in a public bathroom, and then come out and shake your hand...?


shit man, why are you shaking hands with guys walking out of bathrooms?




antonio, now I know why some people say marijuana makes you a sexual deviate, you started the damn rumor!
beachguy in thongs
10-17-2005, 02:36 AM
That's why I kind of ended the sentence with that ...?

I guess I should have said, "Think of those people who walk out and touch the food on the buffet that you're gonna eat."
slipknotpsycho
10-17-2005, 03:07 AM
once while in my class they turned off all the lights (as they usually do durring playing videos) i got bored and masturbated in the class room.
opiuser
11-11-2005, 12:57 PM
oh my god... i i i i i i i... i... ummm.... what the hell do you say to them... what do they say to you...

"whats goin on man?"

"not much... just uh.............. just chokin the old chicken"

"uh... yeah... i can see that... "

"hey dude, do you got a tissue or something?"

"yeah, here ya go man... just let me know when your gonna blow so i can duck for cover"
slipknotpsycho
11-11-2005, 01:25 PM
btw i wasn't serious, i was just wanting to see what people would say...
opiuser - you damn theif! you stole my sig!!! >.< :rolleyes:
Wicked 56711
11-11-2005, 02:43 PM
Pocket pool... Hmm nothin worse then blowin a load in your underwear and having to deal with it for the rest of the day lol
parrotman
11-11-2005, 05:07 PM
:rasta: Does anyone rember that Chappelle Show episode were he wacks off in the public bus. That was some funny shit. To bad that show is on anymore. I've never done it in public, but I never felt the erge to. :rasta:
Monkey4Sale
11-11-2005, 05:19 PM
What would happen if you were maced in the genitals???

If the pepper spray were to get in contact with the mucus membranes inside your penis (or vagina), it'd burn, it'd really really burn, like red hot poker stabbing through your penis burning. just as an example.
robert42
11-11-2005, 05:34 PM
i got tossed off in the sea once and it was packed with ppl
Monkey4Sale
11-11-2005, 06:07 PM
i got tossed off in the sea once and it was packed with ppl


The sea is usually packed with people.
Monkey4Sale
11-11-2005, 06:23 PM
Also, it's masturbating. it has nothing to do with power.
scarface123
11-12-2005, 09:07 PM
ima freaky muthafucka so i've done it a couple of times especially when I was younger. I haven't done it in a long time so ima do it today maybe.lol. :D
beachguy in thongs
11-12-2005, 09:42 PM
I saw scarface on the news...

He was jerking off behind the cameralady.
scarface123
11-12-2005, 10:03 PM
I saw scarface on the news...

He was jerking off behind the cameralady.
lol
Stoner Shadow Wolf
11-12-2005, 10:42 PM
reply to: "masturbating in public"

POCKET POOL! :D
opiuser
11-13-2005, 10:14 AM
opiuser - you damn theif! you stole my sig!!! >.< :rolleyes:

i kno... i changed it anywho... so its urs now