turn to JESUS or burn in hell

[rldqaz]

WAKE UP SINNERS U CANT SAVE YOURSELF U WILL DIE AN WORMS SHALL EAT YOUR FLESH , NOW YOUR SOUL IS GOING SOMEWHERE

[F L E S H]

Worms shall eat me?? Jesus save me!

[kid rediculous]

stfu

[beachguy in thongs]

Ked Ridiculous, do you do this at parties?

[ermitonto]

WAKE UP SINNERS U CANT SAVE YOURSELF
Save myself from what? I see no danger.

U WILL DIE AN WORMS SHALL EAT YOUR FLESH,
Do you think you will be exempt from the same fate? It's either that or get cremated or something.

NOW YOUR SOUL IS GOING SOMEWHERE
Please provide evidence of this "soul" you speak of. Until I you do, I will regard the word "soul" much the same way as I regard the word "leprechaun".

[beachguy in thongs]

soul (sl)
n.
1. The animating and vital principle in humans, credited with the faculties of thought, action, and emotion and often conceived as an immaterial entity.
2. The spiritual nature of humans, regarded as immortal, separable from the body at death, and susceptible to happiness or misery in a future state.
3. The disembodied spirit of a dead human.
4. A human: "the homes of some nine hundred souls" Garrison Keillor.
5. The central or integral part; the vital core: "It saddens me that this network ... may lose its soul, which is after all the quest for news" Marvin Kalb.
6. A person considered as the perfect embodiment of an intangible quality; a personification: I am the very soul of discretion.
7. A person's emotional or moral nature: "An actor is ... often a soul which wishes to reveal itself to the world but dare not" Alec Guinness.
8. A sense of ethnic pride among Black people and especially African Americans, expressed in areas such as language, social customs, religion, and music.
9. A strong, deeply felt emotion conveyed by a speaker, a performer, or an artist.
10. Soul music.

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[ermitonto]

I don't argue with the concept of "soul" used in the sense of "mind", that is, the sum of the consciousness and cognition of a person, but it's this immateriality that's so often connected to the idea that I object to. It seems, judging by the data collected on the subject, that consciousness and cognition have a very real material origin in the human brain. Such a "soul" is not separable at death. It decomposes with the rest of your organs, and there is nothing to suggest that consciousness or cognition can outlive the brain any more than heartbeat can outlive the heart.

[stoner spirit]

WAKE UP SINNERS U CANT SAVE YOURSELF U WILL DIE AN WORMS SHALL EAT YOUR FLESH , NOW YOUR SOUL IS GOING SOMEWHERE
Is this the way you convert others to your faith? If it is, then you're not converting me with you're fear tacticts. Your soul will burn in hell if you don't worship the way I do! My answer to that is, kiss my proud, blind, hairy, PAGAN ass! We're not in the tenth or thirteenth century, so if I choose to worship a big-breasted redheaded Goddess, then I will do so. If you don't want others to throw their faiths in your face, such as I, then don't throw yours around like it's the top king shit, you understand?

[death of sXe]

erm...i think i'd rather burn in hell. kthnx

[beachguy in thongs]

E-tito:
there is nothing to suggest that consciousness or cognition can outlive the brain any more than heartbeat can outlive the heart.

That sentence was inside out. Cognition can't function without the brain. And a finger can't outlive the hand.

[beachguy in thongs]

Oct-07-2005 14:10
rldqaz:turn to JESUS or burn in hell

Which way, to my left or to my right?

[death of sXe]

Oct-07-2005 14:10
rldqaz:turn to JESUS or burn in hell

Which way, to my left or to my right?

i think it's to your right wing :D

[MyAntiDrugIsAmy]

i think that's a fake comment. if not fuck off, you're pushing people away and making it harder for people to understand what i talk about when i'm talking about God. as a matter of fact, i don't think you know shit about God, just a book of stories and traditions that alone cannot possibly fulfill you spiritually.

open up your book and read galations 5:6 "For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision has any value. The only thing that counts is faith expressing itself through love" see, all those rituals and practices don't mean half as much as you showing love. and yes i'm sure that was such a fucking loving comment.

[weirdo79]

Jesus says some crazy violent things too though ;), he contradicts himself over and over like every other character in the bible. I think they were all on mescaline from the sounds of those stories....

[Melton420]

call that funky funky

[ermitonto]

Jesus says some crazy violent things too though ;), he contradicts himself over and over like every other character in the bible. I think they were all on mescaline from the sounds of those stories....
Jesus? Contradict himself? No, it couldn't be!

Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.

Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
The guy can't even keep his story straight on whether he's here to bring war or peace. It's really quite amazing the amount of doublethink that's necessary to maintain a belief in the Bible.

Anyhow, despite whatever intentions Jesus had if he existed, he surely did succeed in bringing the sword to earth. Countless deaths have ensued as self-righteous Christians have massacred and maimed for 2,000 years in every corner of the globe in the name of their almighty God (as well as the almighty dollar, consistently ignoring the immense difficulty of passing a camel through the eye of a needle). The Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, the genocide against the Native Americans, the Holocaust, and pro-life doctor-murderers have all been significantly motivated by Christians trying to force their religion on everybody by any means necessary. Peaceful religion my aching ass.

If we want to get rid of evil, let's start with the hateful ideologies which plague the real world rather than trying to defeat imaginary demons.

[beachguy in thongs]

Think not what you think unto others what others would think unto you knowing that you were stoned when you were being quoted!

[ermitonto]

Huh? Sorry, I'm stoned. :D

[beachguy in thongs]

I have a question. These scriptures Jesus talks of, are they in the Bible?

[Euphoric]

erminitontotnto whatever u spell thats not even a word but yes. awesome post.


A few other things about Jesus:

Jesus says that those who have been less fortunate in this life will have it even worse in the life to come. Mark 4:25

Jesus sends the devils into 2000 pigs, causing them to jump off a cliff and be drowned in the sea. Clearly Jesus could have simply sent the devils out, yet he chose instead to place them into pigs and kill them. This is called animal abuse. Mark 5:12-13

Jesus kills a fig tree for not bearing figs, even though it was out of season. Jesus must not be as smart as Christians would have us believe, for he was retarded enough to do something this silly. Youâ??d think the son of god (god incarnate) would know that trees donâ??t bear fruit in dry season. Mark 11:13

Luke 12:47 Jesus okays beating slaves.

[beachguy in thongs]

erminitontotnto whatever u spell thats not even a word but yes. awesome post.


A few other things about Jesus:

Jesus says that those who have been less fortunate in this life will have it even worse in the life to come. Mark 4:25

Jesus sends the devils into 2000 pigs, causing them to jump off a cliff and be drowned in the sea. Clearly Jesus could have simply sent the devils out, yet he chose instead to place them into pigs and kill them. This is called animal abuse. Mark 5:12-13

Jesus kills a fig tree for not bearing figs, even though it was out of season. Jesus must not be as smart as Christians would have us believe, for he was retarded enough to do something this silly. Youâ??d think the son of god (god incarnate) would know that trees donâ??t bear fruit in dry season. Mark 11:13

Luke 12:47 Jesus okays beating slaves.

But Jesus said, "No, go home to your friends, and tell them the wonderful things the Lord has done for you and how merciful he has been." -Mark 5:19

The servant will be severly punished, for though he knew his duty, he refused to do it. -[B]Luke 12:47.

[beachguy in thongs]

one more

He noticed a fig tree a little way off that was in full leaf, so he went over to see if he could find any figs on it. But there were only leaves because it was too early in the season for fruit. -Mark 11:13

[beachguy in thongs]

A few other things about Jesus:

Jesus says that those who have been less fortunate in this life will have it even worse in the life to come. Mark 4:25

"To those who are open to my teaching, more understanding will be given. But to those who are not listening, even what they have will be taken from them." -Mark 4:25

[beachguy in thongs]

Think not what you think unto others what others would think unto you knowing that you were stoned when you were being quoted! - Chris T. B. 1.2-1,1:1
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[beachguy in thongs]

Jesus: Turn to me, or burn in hell.
Alejandro: Oh, thanks for the stipulation.
Jesus: Man, don't worry about it. I'm just saying if you don't want to burn with me, go burn with Judas.

[prplchknz]

yea but in hell there's free marshmellows I'll go to hell for marshmellows and their's always fire to light your bud and bake "brownies" so why wouldn't i go to hell?

[beachguy in thongs]

You have to give head for marshmellows. I heard they're nuts are hot as hell!!! Worse!

[prplchknz]

yea well sometimes you have to give a little

[beachguy in thongs]

My God, prplchknz, you speak...so...primitive!

[prplchknz]

haha, that's all life is. manipulating others to get what you want, without letting others knowing that they're being manipulated.

[beachguy in thongs]

So, let me know...am I being manipulated :confused:

[prplchknz]

no, that was a joke but then i realized it wasn't funny. sucks when you realize that.

[beachguy in thongs]

Either way, it's funny trying to think inside a purple-chickenhead :D .

[prplchknz]

yea i keep on meaning to come back and edit, but then i forget and go read some other post

[mrdevious]

it wasn't funny or creative in the very least, but I was damned surprised that nearly everybody took it seriously at first.

[Ganj]

Oct-07-2005 14:10
rldqaz:turn to JESUS or burn in hell

Which way, to my left or to my right?

he's on the starboard side!! drop the anchor!!

[weirdo79]

Doesnt Jesus curse the fig tree for not bearing fruit for him? Even though its out of season (im sure the fig tree deserved it though of course ;) ).

[beachguy in thongs]

I think that's twisted from when Jesus did not choose a fig tree that wasn't ripe. I wrote something about that yesterday, I can't remember where it was, and the Bible is like haystack to me.

[kid rediculous]

Ked Ridiculous, do you do this at parties?

do what?

[beachguy in thongs]

As soon as the conversation started, you came in with this:


stfu

[beachguy in thongs]

So, let me know...am I being manipulated :confused:

I was, kind of, hoping to be manipulated by a PurpleChickenz.

[prplchknz]

can i condemn people who say they'll call when they wake up but don't too burn in hell and with hold the marshmellows from them? and possibly alcohol cuz that would be hell for this person

... i guess i could manipulate you if you really wanted....

[beachguy in thongs]

... i guess i could manipulate you if you really wanted....

Would you condemn me if I said, "Yes"?

[prplchknz]

Would you condemn me if I said, "Yes"?
possibly :p

[beachguy in thongs]

I think I'm losing the meaning of the word "condemn" now. :confused:

I am currently working on manipulating some funny thoughts of out the head of a PurpleChickenz.

[prplchknz]

nah i just drugged myself my sense of everything will be gone soon or i'll die which ever happens first, but just so you know i want to be dressed up like a clown cuz that be cool scare the little kiddies and people who are afraid of clowns

[beachguy in thongs]

You want me to dress you like a clown? Sure.

Take it easy on the drugs.

[prplchknz]

yes but then again i'll be dead so i don't think i'll care, you could rape me and i wouldn't care--only if you're into that kind of thing....hold on i don't mean that as a come on i meant like if you were a necrophiliac not saying you are and i'm not saying you're not, but if you were you could screw my corpse and i wouldn't care cuz i'd be dead.

[beachguy in thongs]

hmmm...sounds tempting. :confused:

What I mean is that you're gonna fuck up a lot more than just you're head by abusing prescription drugs. That's what you meant when you said you drugged yourself, right?

I've never been hit-on by any necros, so I'm not sure if I'd have sex with your dead corpse, or not... :confused:

[prplchknz]

yea i'm kind of glad about that part

yea i know i am

[beachguy in thongs]

The me having sex with your dead body part???

Yea i know you are

[prplchknz]

i dunno i managed to confuse myself i think it's yes to your question, but i'm not entirely sure

[beachguy in thongs]

Okay, so then get on with the manipulating.

I just got my haircut, so you're not gonna be able to change that, much.

Manipulating is such a sexy word. :p

:cool: I'm blind.

[andruejaysin]

WAKE UP SINNERS U CANT SAVE YOURSELF U WILL DIE AN WORMS SHALL EAT YOUR FLESH , NOW YOUR SOUL IS GOING SOMEWHERE
Hell, as you understand it is, not even part of Christian tradition, it is an invention of Dante in the middle ages. Not that I place more importance on superstitions because they are 1, rather than 2 thousand years old.

[Euphoric]

Christianity = Bronze Age silliness. Lets all grow up. Jesus was just a magician.

[yocass]

look at all of rldqaz's posts. If that doesnt make you chuckle, I dont know what will. Except for this:
what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

[beachguy in thongs]

Ridgaz is an alternate personality, if I cared.

[slipknotpsycho]

what if i was to tell you that if you don't suck 10,000 cocks in 50 years you shall burn in hell forever....would you belive me? i sure as fuck woudln't and i woudln't believe that if i don't live my life according to gods rules, when he gave me free choice that i shall either.

[beachguy in thongs]

if you don't suck 10,000 cocks in 50 years you shall burn in hell forever....


Ah, to be in heaven with all the career porn-stars. That would be a goal.

[Ferre]

All Jesus worshippers, I really want you to click here (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Ferre). :D