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Fan o KmK
10-07-2005, 07:17 AM
i was usin bible paper for roll papers cuz i ran out, but relized lickin it wont make it stick...what do you guys do to make bible paper stick together? im like baffled.

Torog
10-07-2005, 07:42 AM
i was usin bible paper for roll papers cuz i ran out, but relized lickin it wont make it stick...what do you guys do to make bible paper stick together? im like baffled.
Howdy Fan,

Well daggum..ya got me baffled..as a Christian,I find that what yer doin is offensive..as a stoner,I want to give ya a suggestion on how to make it work,and to top it all off,,I just toked a doobie and my mind is like freakin out man !...lol.

My gal,who's Jewish and is kinda glad ya ain't using the Torah that way,lol,is wanting to know where you got the idea to use Bible paper ? Why not use newspaper ?

Okay..because I'm a stoner and because I believe that Jesus lives in our hearts and not on a piece of paper,I'll tell ya that what ya need to do,is to use a fair dab of spit on the edge and then gently rub the seal up and down the length of the doobie,and gently blow on it at the same time,the paper fibers will bond together and stick,if ya do it right. There's several different brands of rolling papers with no glue on them,they work on the same principle,but they bond easier,because the rice paper or whatever,is made to do so. Bible paper,is more 'finished' and as such,doesn't bond together as well as if you used newspaper.

Instead of inviting God's Wrath..maybe you should invest in a pipe or make one,for the times when ya ain't got no papers...lol.

Have a good one ...

STDzRus
10-07-2005, 07:47 AM
The Bible is man made.

God is divine.

I hope you used a blank page of the bible..all that ink is gonna fuck you up..ew that's just nasty.

Use bubble gum wrappers.

lateralus
10-07-2005, 07:51 AM
Torog, he probably got the idea from this board. I've seen using bible pages mentioned plenty of times here. I wouldn't smoke ink either. Just make a bong 'til you come up on more papers.

TheAtomicPunk
10-07-2005, 10:43 PM
Blah. i smoked bible papers 5 or so times. Sorry Torog.... But then i got a real bowl :p

jfoster
10-08-2005, 02:50 AM
put a dab of maple syrup on it. that always works

420ultimatesmokage
10-08-2005, 03:00 AM
honey works to just don't use alot

zooted999
10-08-2005, 03:18 AM
A Christian with a response like that-- I think Torog is the most tolerant person I've seen on this message board yet.

sharpezor
10-08-2005, 01:10 PM
papers are like a dollar at the cornor store :mad:

Gecko
10-08-2005, 01:19 PM
I'm not offended, because I am not Christian. I just think that's plain stupid. Only use rolling paper. It's thin, so you won't be smoking a shit-load of paper, plus it's sticky. So thus, buy some rolling paper for like a $1.50 $2.00 at the most.

Blazethechronic
10-08-2005, 02:21 PM
Yeah using the bible for smoking might be bad,but just go buy a pack of rolling papers zig zags are only a dollar or make a homemade pipe.

Void
10-08-2005, 02:30 PM
Isn't smoking any sort of paper (not including rolling paper) bad for your health? Like dosn't it go straight to your brain and kill brain cells? Whats the difference between a blank bible paper and a regular notebook paper? Whats the meaning to life? Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

passit420
10-08-2005, 10:02 PM
why do people like world music? what is so wrong with being a slacker?

Fan o KmK
10-08-2005, 10:40 PM
ok sweet, yea sorry to offend anyone, i said bible paper cuz thats what my friend uses but i was actually using phone book paper, black paper tahts in the back of the phone book. but yea ill try the honey idea, thanks

jfoster
10-08-2005, 10:52 PM
there's nothing wrong with using bile paper. just as thin as zig-zags. and u guys telling him to buy some papes. he's probably not old enough.

Fan o KmK
10-08-2005, 11:07 PM
^^^yea thats the whole reason im looking for an alternative lol

daZenfmeister
10-08-2005, 11:23 PM
well fan do you have an apple a pen and a knife lying around?