Crossing weed thru a checkpoint [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

bettybarbra

10-07-2005, 01:05 AM

does anyone have any advice on crossing 20 bux worth of pot thru a checkpoint? im going from deep south texas to San Antonio next weekend to visit some friends. their new over there so they dont know any suppliers yet. so i must supply..my friend says to wrap it in plastic warp..slather it with lotion and some more platic wrap but id like some more options..im going on a greyhound bus. and theirs always dogs at that checkpoint...always. any suggestions>?

nickx760

10-07-2005, 01:14 AM

dont take a bus, or dont take the weed if there is dogs...but maybe they are bomb dogs....

TheAtomicPunk

10-07-2005, 01:16 AM

Find someone whos taking a grey hound bus over the border and ask them if their were any dogs. If not, then you're fine. If so, then i remember someone saying something about wrapping it in plastic and putting in a peanut butter jar...
(props to whoever came up with the one)

Fan o KmK

10-07-2005, 01:19 AM

dude its easy. take ur sack, put it in a freezer bag, stuff it wiuth dryer sheets, shove teh whole thing in a peanut butter jar, stick that jar deep in ur bag or if ur real scared, put it in another freezer bag. youll be fine, dogs cant smell that well, ive walked right past a dog after smoking 30 mins earlier and was fine.

nickx760

10-07-2005, 01:23 AM

it doenst matter if u just smoked, it matters if u have weed on u, and dont the dogs have to be told what to look for?? like they have to given orders or some shit, idk i dont know shit about drug dogs

bettybarbra

10-07-2005, 01:50 AM

i think ill do that dryer sheet, peanut butter jar thing. does the peanut butter jar have to be empty? or can it have peanut butter in it? doesnt matter...ill do whatever it takes....fuck i dunno if 20 bux worth is gonna be enuff for 3 smokers for 3 nites...shieett..no its not...well..n e ways..my friend who told me bout the lotion plastic wrap thing has crossed weed like that thru that checkpoint many times on a bus...she says the dogs only snif the bottom compartments where the luggage is..but you never know they could decide to bring the dogs on the bus...

Fan o KmK

10-07-2005, 02:14 AM

youll be fine, put it in ur backpack, and yea 20 bucks aint gona be enough, get atleast a 50 sac for 3 guys 3 nights.

bettybarbra

10-07-2005, 01:22 PM

yeah i know...fuck and then theres gonna be moochers too...fucking hate moochers...they just show up outta nowhere and they wanna "share" your pot without paying..fuckers...

GreenMachine

10-10-2005, 03:16 AM

at some smoke shops theres smell proof bags , i suggest spend the cash on a few of those and triple bag it.

bettybarbra

10-10-2005, 03:26 AM

smell proof? so dogs cant smell em? ahh..i always go to my local smoke shop...which is called "The Smoke Shop" hehe. ill go check that out tomorrow...oh and i just bought my first bong! its cheap and simple..an acrylic about 1 foot..but i think its beautiful...cause its mine and its my first..awe...who would ever think something like that could be so beautiful?

Hits from the Bong

10-10-2005, 03:39 AM

yo listen this is what i did when i went to cali throught the airport i took my 3 baggies (8th) and put it in a zipolc bag and then u take it and u put it it another smaller ziplok bag and then u put it in a shampoo bottle with the shampoo in it. it sounds messy but its works great.

bettybarbra

10-10-2005, 11:54 AM

haha, yeah im pretty sure thats foolproof. someone once told me to put it in a jar of pickle juice. i guess if you put it in any other liquid substance you can pretty much get away with anything.

420purplehaze420

10-10-2005, 05:27 PM

nah u need to put it in like 3 baggies then in the bottom of a peanut butter jar that full and put it in a bag with a couple slices of bread then walk through passed the dogs and its highly unlikely they would smell it through all that shit but if they happen to then say its your lunch there not going to go rooting through your peanut butter cause everyone knows dogs love peanut butter!

sdffa11

10-10-2005, 05:56 PM

peanut butter?!?! thats the stupidiest thing i ever heard. im pretty sure if someone saw that, they would get suspicious. who the hell would bring a jar of peanut butter across the border. that would be the first thing i would look at.

do the thing that hitsfromthebong did, a shampoo bottle sounds less suspicious than a jar of peanut butter.

robert42

10-10-2005, 06:06 PM

shampoo bottle or

tape it to ya balls

its not rele hard

u could have the best way of hiding it but if u show ur scared ull get caught out

bettybarbra

10-10-2005, 06:55 PM

i dont got balls, im a girl...i told my friend i was gonna stick it in my ass...hahaha...he's like "no way man..im not smoking that" and i was like who cares man...im just gonna slather it layers and layers of plastic wrap and lotion like my friend does all the time..and its not a border its just a checkpoint (one that always has dogs)...between San ANtonio and southern texas...

eg420ne

10-10-2005, 07:17 PM

bettybarbra

10-10-2005, 08:19 PM

yeah...live in sullivan city..right on the edge of starr and hidalgo. i go to panam...

eg420ne

10-10-2005, 08:43 PM

yeah...live in sullivan city..right on the edge of starr and hidalgo. i go to panam...
Cool. Im n Rio Grande City(hope da Gov't not watching this tread! :rolleyes: ), Nice 2 see someone else from the valley on cannabis.com.

Drugman Joe

10-10-2005, 09:21 PM

Bring it in a can of coffee.

420purplehaze420

10-10-2005, 09:35 PM

[QUOTE=sdffa11]peanut butter?!?! thats the stupidiest thing i ever heard. im pretty sure if someone saw that, they would get suspicious. who the hell would bring a jar of peanut butter across the border. [QUOTE]
she said she was on a bus going through a checkpoint not going over the boarder and like i said if you have a few slices of bread, and i dont see how that would be suspicious anyway its a bus it doesnt have a kitchen and sometimes people get hungry....but only sometimes

420purplehaze420

10-10-2005, 09:36 PM

[QUOTE=sdffa11]peanut butter?!?! thats the stupidiest thing i ever heard. im pretty sure if someone saw that, they would get suspicious. who the hell would bring a jar of peanut butter across the border.
she said she was on a bus going through a checkpoint not going over the boarder and like i said if you have a few slices of bread, and i dont see how that would be suspicious anyway its a bus it doesnt have a kitchen and sometimes people get hungry....but only sometimes

sorry bout the double post my computer froze

bettybarbra

10-10-2005, 10:00 PM

bus, bus, bus, going on the bus...(stoned right now) bus bus bus...i fucking hate the bus, but what you gonna do...no other way....gotta get there somehow...and i probably will get hungry..mmm..peanut butter weed...

Satovan

10-10-2005, 10:32 PM

It is not comfortable to hold something in your ass for along period of time.

bettybarbra

10-10-2005, 10:53 PM

i see you have experience Satovan...hmm...and i was just kidding anyways..im not that desperate...my friend told me to put it in my bra, under my boobs. maybe..we'll see when the time comes...on thursday...ill tell ya'll how it went...

eg420ne

10-10-2005, 11:07 PM

all of a sudden im craving peanutbutter bud brownies

eg420ne

10-10-2005, 11:16 PM

Just keep the bud on your person . I always keep it on me, I never bring over a OZ. Sometimes im scared as hell when i drive up 2 a chkpoint, Im like, I hope they are not in a bad mood or them dogs smell my pets that have been in the car or when the cats spray on the tires.

bettybarbra

10-11-2005, 12:50 AM

does anyone know whether they bring the dogs on the bus to sniff the people themeselves? or do they just go to the bottom compartments? i know for a fact they sniff out the bottom compartments where the luggage is.

jimmyPops

10-11-2005, 10:43 AM

Some of those ways are pretty good. Shampoo seems too messy, just like peanut butter one except if it is empty and only has a little bit on the sides. I know an easier, less messier way. Ground up coffee beans. Place your small amount of weed in a small zipploc baggie, then rap cellophane(plastic wrap) around the baggie. You can spray cologne on the platic rap if u put cologne on it then rap it in another baggie, if not just put it in a can of Folgers coffee, or any other kind.

bettybarbra

10-11-2005, 10:54 PM

the plastic wrap is really good...i just used my bong for the first time and it stunk BAAADDD after i washed it...and i have to take that to San Antonio also. As soon as i got home (my mom was gone for a 20 mins) got the plastic wrap, and the just with the first layer i couldnt smell it anymore..and the smell had been BBAADD, as if tho there was still fucking weed in there. Then rubbed lotion on it and put another layer and wrapped it in my shirt and put it in my luggage already...thats what im gonna do with my weed...but instaed im gonna tape it to boobs or armpits...