View Full Version : Smart to smoke on a porch/garage?
KoRnStaR
10-05-2005, 03:31 AM
Hey everyone.
Been smoking heavily for a few months, and sometimes have no where to smoke. I live with my parents till January, and if I'm not hotboxing or at a friends where we can smoke, I have no where to go.
So I ask.
Is it alright to smoke in a garage? It won't leak out or anything *the smell*, right? Should I use lysol?
And what about smoking outside at night..any cause for concern there? Just tryign to find the best spot to do it without getting caught..thanks guys.
CaptainDankNuggets
10-05-2005, 03:46 AM
Well ok dude first of all it depends on where you live and if you live around alot of people, cause well it would be pretty safe to do it in your garage if you open the the door just a bit to let some smoke out, and outside wouldnt be to bad just do it real late when your parents are sleeping, and i guess it would be pretty safe to do it on your porch if you live in a secure area, or your backyard
I hope that helps
KoRnStaR
10-05-2005, 03:52 AM
thanks..i could just lysol the garage when i'm done smoking there, right?
my parents know i smoke already, so that's not a factor to me
just getting caught by neighbors is what concerns me
or smoking outside, in porch, with the screens down..afraid smoke may travel, some one can smell it, and call the cops.
just worried about that kind of stuff, you know?
thanks for the advice by the way
CaptainDankNuggets
10-05-2005, 03:59 AM
Oh yeah dude lysol will work, and yeah that would suck to get caught by neigbors and then having them call the cops so yeah id just smoke in the garage to be on the safe side
PotheadInMass
10-05-2005, 05:38 AM
I wouldnt worry too much, the smell aint gonna go that far, as long as its just you and you didnt invite 100 friends to have a smoke fest in your garage i doubt any smell will go anywhere, and besides chances are anyone who smells it and knows its weed by the smell smokes, else how would they know the smell.... its also colder at mnight and smell isnt as good in the cold.
nick585
10-06-2005, 02:24 AM
i ussually just open a window turn a fan on and smoke out my front window(kinda of stupid to do, considering its like the broad daylight and people are always passing by) btw yea doing it in ur garage should be safe, incece will also cover the smell well or axe.
xxSTONER.MANxx
10-06-2005, 11:56 AM
dumb as in garage dummie fuck
KoRnStaR
10-06-2005, 01:11 PM
dumb as in garage dummie fuck
the hell did you just say?
Toker4LifeVT
10-06-2005, 04:20 PM
Probably just another troll, ignore him and he will go away.
endo..jay
10-06-2005, 10:46 PM
im lucky my neighbors are cool i can smoke a blunt on my front porch they dont smoke but they ask me if its good shit. and the cops know who I am so they stay clear of me and my house...its good to be me :cool:
haphsaph
10-07-2005, 10:52 AM
I'm so glad the only other person in my apartment building has no sense of smell
of course, this sucks when walking behind him on a hot day
stupids
10-07-2005, 10:08 PM
If your parents already know....fishbowl your bedroom...
NeoBudd
10-20-2005, 03:19 PM
Ozium is great for killing the smell. Get it at a local auto parts shop.
del...
10-20-2005, 07:43 PM
common sense, man. only you know your situation so use your head and realize the smell lingers on anything that cames into contact with the smoke for several hours. and unless you've been using lysol regularly over the years, don't ya think your mom would think it odd you suddenly developed an urge for cleanliness?
stuff a couple "bounce" fabric softener sheets into a cardboard tube and exhale thru it after capping your pipe tight immediately after hitting it will minimize escaping aroma's and leave the cleaning supplies to mom (or her maid). i'm an old toker who visits mom when i have to and have been using that method for decades at her home...at my home she has to put up with the cloud.
common sense...
hunnybunnybabyO
10-20-2005, 08:58 PM
hey....
I live in a pretty busy part of DC and sometimes I'll smoke on my balcony in my apartment and no one seems to notice. BUT I only really smoke spliffs, cuz the smell of tobacco kind of covers the weed smell- or so others have claimed. That would be a good idea, along with using some lysol or even febreeze...BUT THEN AGAIN....like del said that may not be a good idea- it IS actually more suspicious to have the smell of lysol suddenly- at random times- don't u think? My boyfriend went nuts spraying shit one time around my whole place, and I really think that does a worse job covering the situation at hand. Just gotta be discreet:-P
KoRnStaR
10-20-2005, 09:48 PM
Well, I smoke on my porch sometimes, have a glass pipe, hopefully the smoke doesn't linger too far..
.... Dont smoke in your garage and then spray lysol. Your parents would hear that shit if your garage is built with your house, unless it was apart...
omega
10-26-2005, 12:45 AM
NEVER SMOKE IN A PARK OR SMOKE WHILE SITTING IN YOUR CAR PARKED.
IF YOU DO MAKE SURE YOU CAN EAT ALL THE EVIDENCE FAST.
I would maybe walk to a park or down some streets with a joint that looks wrapped in cig looking paper. If away from a privet place dont be near your car or with more then you can eat.
I was once smoking a bowl at a park and a cop pulled up and was like "Hello whats that your smoking?" I was luck my car was parked 200 yards away, I had driven there. I waited until he got out of his car and ran fast all the way home thru yards and alleys.
Dont smoke in parks or in a parked car you a sitting duck.
heyheymymy
10-27-2005, 05:30 AM
yeah, if you're folks already know just puff in your room
South
10-29-2005, 07:13 AM
Garageâ?¦.(Crack A Door or Window) Or A Small Quit Fan. Something to Get The Circulation moving To ..Can I Say â?¦Dilute? The Air, The Smoke.
Works for me
redeyed
11-17-2005, 07:34 AM
From my experience if don't act like your doing someting wrong nobody will think your doing anything wrong. I smoke in my front yard, back yard, garage, ect. day or night and have never had a problem with any of my neighbors. Just be a good neighbor to every body and don't make it look to obvious. From 30-40 feet a joint looks like a cigerette and if your nieghbor starts walking over to visit with you just put it out like you would a cigerette.
I don't know if my neighbors somke grass or not nor do I care to find out, that's just asking for trouble if you ask me. These are just my experiences and may not be good for you but from what I have seen most people don't give a shit what you smoke as long as you don't do it around their kids or something stupid like that, shit I've even smoked with a mass. state trooper and it was his joint. In short mind your own buisness and most people won't fuck with you.
peace, redeyed
well reallt it just depends on where u live dosent it so only u can tell, if neighbours are out and around the front youre gonna be a bit cheek if u start blazing next to them, but if noones around then who cares blaze up. i laugh at the thought of people calling police on me for smelling weed, noones like that surely.
Fabolous
12-20-2005, 07:14 PM
NEVER SMOKE IN A PARK OR SMOKE WHILE SITTING IN YOUR CAR PARKED.
IF YOU DO MAKE SURE YOU CAN EAT ALL THE EVIDENCE FAST.
I would maybe walk to a park or down some streets with a joint that looks wrapped in cig looking paper. If away from a privet place dont be near your car or with more then you can eat.
I was once smoking a bowl at a park and a cop pulled up and was like "Hello whats that your smoking?" I was luck my car was parked 200 yards away, I had driven there. I waited until he got out of his car and ran fast all the way home thru yards and alleys.
Dont smoke in parks or in a parked car you a sitting duck.
really you just can't be obvisely when your smokein, Like just last week i was walkin in the middle of downtown to the metro Stop area Smokin me a joint, basicly make sure it looks like a rolled tobacco thats what i do. and seems to work no one bothers you askin you questions and shit...
metulskul
01-06-2006, 01:46 AM
jus smoke in the damn garage, noone will care. oziums good for covering up the smell, use axe for ur clothes, oh and dont liht up on ur porch, i live in CALIFORNIA and i got turned in.
Satan666
01-15-2006, 10:03 PM
If theres more than ten feet from your s and your neighbors house youre in the clear to smoke on the porch if you feel like it. People might smell it, but they cant prove it. you really only need to worry if your smoking a foot long monster.
Crispyfried
01-15-2006, 10:46 PM
It's really easy to smell weed, even from a good distance. Maybe get a good air purifier and blow the smoke into the air intake?
EminEM1
01-28-2006, 10:24 AM
common sense, man. only you know your situation so use your head and realize the smell lingers on anything that cames into contact with the smoke for several hours. and unless you've been using lysol regularly over the years, don't ya think your mom would think it odd you suddenly developed an urge for cleanliness?
stuff a couple "bounce" fabric softener sheets into a cardboard tube and exhale thru it after capping your pipe tight immediately after hitting it will minimize escaping aroma's and leave the cleaning supplies to mom (or her maid). i'm an old toker who visits mom when i have to and have been using that method for decades at her home...at my home she has to put up with the cloud.
common sense...
same as what del said
Euphoric
01-28-2006, 08:26 PM
if i smoke outside i find a nice corner or something to hide while smoking.
Cops will notice u smoking outside after awhile. They love to patrol the suburbs.
Fortunately they wont care very much.
Its a better idea to smoke inside and catch some "smoke" from your parents than smoke outside and get bitch slapped by the long arm of the evil law
When my mom noticed i smelled like weed she'd always say..YOU SMELL LIKE WEED!! I'd be like..yea its from all the WEED ive been smoking so stfu ahaha build a reputation in your house as a smoker rather than building a reputation outside as a stoner because the people outside love you a lot less.
mikeo1313
03-06-2006, 05:58 PM
I'm not sure if this works but... some time ago a friend of mine told me you can blow the smoke into a paper bag, let the fumes go into the paper bag.. like the ones from the supermarket... that will help out with smell getting allover.
Then again I never had the problem,,, I smoke where I live wherever I want, my bathroom has a ventilator that sucks up air. Giving it thought,, maybe a similar setup like in some restaurants would be something to look into... I've been to a couple where the smoke from cigarrettes just immediately thin and go upward.
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