need a ficticious theory on how the world, fire, man, and civillization were created

[ganjagirl2000]

in english this is my assignment
plz help me out u guys.
give me sum ideas!
plz??????? :p :p :D :)

[GHoSToKeR]

God created it.

[ganjagirl2000]

dude, that doesn't help me. lol
i have to make sumthing up
but thx very much anyway xoxoxo
:o

[nickx760]

take some adderal and smoke a bowl, i used to get the best ideas when i did that

edit: say that we are all aliens from another planet...but we just dont know it...idk

[ermitonto]

Yeah, just use the Bible. Then there's always Last Thursdayism, which states that the world spontaneously came into existence last Thursday, with memories implanted in everybody's head of events before last Thursday.

http://web.archive.org/web/19990420141357/http://weber.u.washington.edu/~aexia/thursday.htm

[ganjagirl2000]

thx dude, but i have to come up with a brand new story

[seedbare]

It was the aliens they spliced together dna from a chimpanzee and themselves and created a relatively dumb subservient slave. there is actual evidence that our brains originally were all 1 and not in 2 halves this is the genetic alteration get our brains back together without the 2 halves and we will be like the creator the aliens, but only marginally so because remember we our 98.6 percent chimpanzee.

[ermitonto]

How about this. Earth is just an experiment by a race of aliens who wanted styrofoam. So they created a world with some intelligent apes who would eventually nuke themselves to death. And then the aliens will come and pick up all the styrofoam when we're gone.

[ganjagirl2000]

nice thaz awesum dude
still giv me ideas so i can try things on plz
thx guys
u rok!

[ermitonto]

Also, they invented fire so they could toke up.

[GHoSToKeR]

Awesome link, ermitonto. +lol+ @ Last Thursdayism

[ganjagirl2000]

nice ghost like the last thursdayism. lol
very creative

[Ganj]

God created it.

that's just excellent!
you should use this, ganjagirl. i'm sure it'll be a great jaw-dropper in class.

[kontrol87]

I think when we go to mars we should send a stoner to plant a weed seed. Then it will be the first life on mars and it will provide oxygen and then stoners will go to mars and weed will be legal and everyone will blaze and i will live there.

[GHoSToKeR]

Thanks but it was ermitonto who mentioned the Last Thursdayism thing... But i'm thinking of joining.. lol

[ganjagirl2000]

lol thaz awesum ermitonto

[NYCZILLESTROLLER]

There was a race before us that taught us everything but then we became to smart and killed all of them and the cavemen never passed the story down to us because it would make them seem like savages so they just took the credit for everything...or sumthin like that

[Ganj]

a giant space monster named, lord ilshgoff sneezed earth and all life that inhabits it out of his nose.

[ermitonto]

How about the world, fire, man and civilization are just figments of your imagination. In reality, you are the only creature that actually exists and undergoing a very prolonged intense hallucination.

[gildong.]

a mystical rabbit had to go pooopoo and went in her toilet..(rabbit poop is a perfect circle) so she pooped the world out you see..and it sat in her toilet spinning and spinning in the mystical water(galaxy)then as it span in the toilet for days, it began to grow bacteria(animals), mold(plantation), and germs(humans)!!! as it span and span in the mystical water(galaxy), it grew in population and etc...we are still in that toliet at this very moment...so respect bunnies..dont eat em :].................................................. .................................................. ..........................................im high...the universe is ur neighbor..??

[ganjagirl2000]

dude ur bunny theory roks!

[nickx760]

sense were all talking about an assignment, would anyone like to help me with my history homework? :)

[ermitonto]

Just write that history homework is against your religion because you've converted to Last Thursdayism.

[nickx760]

haha, i doubt thatd work

[mellow mood]

civilisations were created by humans

fire was not created. it always existed. so fire wasnt "created", only discovered by humans.

maybe humans were created like this: at the very begining, nothing. then, suddently, out of nowhere, some matter has been created because of the gravity, that changed into energy, and this energy created matter, which is the reason why the universe in constantly growing.

now, with that matter, all the atomes were giving each other energy, and with all the energy flowing up, and the gravity, they made connections. new matter was created. out of nowhere, different kinds of matter were created, hydrogen, oxygen, and more.

all those unicellular particles, capable of multiplying themselves, became bigger and bigger

all this amount of matter become a big rock. after thousands of billions of years, all that energy became a supernova which finally exploded, creating all the galaxys. now each planet was still evoluating, creating new connections, new matter, and with a complexity surpassing any forms of intelligence, all those atoms together created living particles. after the cycle of eveolution, primates finally became humans. now humans evoluated too, as we still do now, and with this evolution came intelligence.

we tried to make our life easier, so we had no choice but to use a part of our intelligence and combine it with many other humans. civilisations were created. humans started to exchanges their toughts, discoveries, and more.

now we are here, and we are still evoluating, in the middle of all and nothing, waiting to see what our future will be, trying to know if theres really a purpose too all this big scene, where we are all the players, which is called LIFE

[nickx760]

smart^


now does anyone wanna help me? i need some info about the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam

what specific drugs do they traffic?
the groups costs and profits
what weapons they buy

thats all i need...if anyone is feeling super nice, itd help me out a lot....

[nickx760]

Anyone??? pleeeaaase