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death of sXe
10-02-2005, 08:14 PM
PLACE YOUR BETS AND WEAR EXPENDABLE CLOTHES THIS ONE MAY STAIN FABRICS


the contestants are kidnapped at night, tortured forawhile to get them pissed off, then their weed is taken away to make them more angry. kinda like a republican!

a week later, the contestants are given weapons and put into a ring together. but why should they kill each other? why not work as a team? BECAUSE THATS NOT AS FUN TO WATCH

so only the winner gets to have a brand new house filled with kind bud, herb, cannabis and joints.

the bell sounds and the stoners look on..who win will..the cannabis deathmatch

Nullirific is known for his unpredicatable mind attack. weaknesses include: soft bone tissue from smoking crack and having an obsession with naked barbies

Torog is built like a fuzzy tank. Great strength. Weakness: Liberal propaganda, puppies

Anousenka
10-02-2005, 11:28 PM
PLACE YOUR BETS AND WEAR EXPENDABLE CLOTHES THIS ONE MAY STAIN FABRICS


the contestants are kidnapped at night, tortured forawhile to get them pissed off, then their weed is taken away to make them more angry. kinda like a republican!

a week later, the contestants are given weapons and put into a ring together. but why should they kill each other? why not work as a team? BECAUSE THATS NOT AS FUN TO WATCH

so only the winner gets to have a brand new house filled with kind bud, herb, cannabis and joints.

the bell sounds and the stoners look on..who win will..the cannabis deathmatch

Nullirific is known for his unpredicatable mind attack. weaknesses include: soft bone tissue from smoking crack and having an obsession with naked barbies

Torog is built like a fuzzy tank. Great strength. Weakness: Liberal propaganda, puppies
Null should win because You wrote kill next to it:):):)

somebody someone
10-02-2005, 11:48 PM
unreal rocks.. im gonna get high on my resin and play it :>

GHoSToKeR
10-03-2005, 12:19 AM
Uh oh. I smell singed beards.

Bman719
10-03-2005, 07:41 AM
I put my money on Null... only for the fact, that torog seems like a republican... and I hate butthole republicans from texas (Such as George W. Bush)... while torog may not be a complete asshole.... he's still a republican... from texas... so my bets on Nullific.

NoosaHeads
10-03-2005, 07:49 AM
My money is on TOROG...

jimbones
10-03-2005, 09:07 AM
don,t mess with Texas

Torog
10-03-2005, 09:42 AM
don,t mess with Texas
Howdy and Good mornin Jim,

That's a Big 10-4 ! :D

Behold ! I am created Shiva -- Destroyer of worlds--Eater of souls !

Have a good one !

Lily420
10-03-2005, 10:12 AM
Them crack heads will do anything!

robert42
10-03-2005, 10:44 AM
hahha TOROG WOULD WIN

yocass
10-03-2005, 11:39 AM
torogs from texas... they love their gun laws... need I say more?

death of sXe
10-03-2005, 02:24 PM
"obliterate" would of been a better word than "smash". my bad.

Melton420
10-03-2005, 06:12 PM
defin. torog

Canadabis
10-03-2005, 08:18 PM
Torog all the way.
Man>boy any day of the week.

Sgt. Pepper
10-04-2005, 06:01 PM
My money's on Torog.

death of sXe
10-23-2005, 11:52 PM
The contestants enter the ring. The bell rings, signalling the fight to begin.

Torog scratches his head and offers Nulliffic a bong hit. As they toke up, Null brings up some deep stoner philosophy. Eventually Torog becomes angry and clubs Null with the empty bong. As blood escapes Nulls cracked skull Torog brings out yet another bong. The crowd cheers.
Torog begins puffing away at some kind bud, casually sitting on Null's dying body.
Suddenly, Nulliffic regains conciousness and says something like STFU!! Torog, tripping off some psychedelic skunk, grasps his heart and falls over, eyes rolling into the back of his head.
Nulliffic is the winner!!!! The crowd cheers again, satisfied with their gruesome entertainment.
Two hot bitches present the brain damaged winner with some mad skunk!! :dance: :pimp: :dance:

DanseMacabre
10-23-2005, 11:59 PM
So who won?

death of sXe
10-24-2005, 05:06 AM
&^@#$&*@$^*@$&*$@

DanseMacabre
10-24-2005, 05:08 AM
Well, I say we have a recount. Torog, if you've got a brother can you get him to do it.. That way we know it'll be fair.

rastabill89
10-24-2005, 05:12 AM
my money is on torog

lateralus
10-24-2005, 05:35 AM
Nullific allllll the way.

TonyD
10-24-2005, 04:10 PM
Funny everybody said torog but still he lost the silent majority wins.

ilikerabbits
10-24-2005, 04:47 PM
me vs the world PWNAGE :thumbsup: