smoke Cannabis Its Good 4 U Mate!

[damageplan666]

Heres a little somthin that i wrote the other day! please give me feed back and suggestions how 2 make it better! SMOKE WEED!!


Now gather round with your joints, bongs and pipes,
N' av' sum of this skunk, Jamacan Delight!
Roll up a fat one,
Put in plenty of weed,
And me n my m8s will get very stoned indeed,
Then sit down and bosh up a mix,
And get so damn stoned all you can do is twitch,
Grab hold of your shot and load a mole hill,
Rip that bitch,
Get the hit,
Lay still,
Weather it be rocky or skunk,
On this sorta shit you wont act a cunt,
You never see anyone fightin cuz theyve had to many spliffs,
A night on the booze always ends in a tiff,
Every one should sit down and smoke,
Pass the bong,
Have a toke,
With gange you'll never wake up wiv a minger,
Memories like that feel like a bees stinger,
Its all your own fault for drinkin the beer,
That shit gets you so horny you could shag a deer,
So the morale of this story i'll give to u strate,
Smoke cannabis its good for u mate!

[budice]

how about re-write the whole thing when your sober?

when this guy hit-the-bong il be hitting his face,
for the shame when he writ-the-song,since it was shit in the first-place,
shackle him in my basement,no water so he gets a thirst-taste,
like he fucked a trashcan this bitch was laid-to-waste,
smack his brains in,smear his cortex on bread when it turns to paste,
eat it up,shit it out,the rest of his body i dispose of post haste,
fuck it,i just left this coward lyrically fuckin maced.

[damageplan666]

how about u suck my hairy balls,
while i use ur mum as a love tool,
she told me u used 2 suck dick for your dad,
memories like that make u feel so glad,
people like u should be locked up, smacked up & shot,
then smacked over the head while the guns still hot,
then i'll push ur wife infront of a train,
but not b4 i spank her with a cane,
or i'll wait 20 years time til u got a son,
then tell him how his dad got done up the bum,
its an ongoin tradition in your family,
bein dun up the shitter and then u drink wee,
how could we 4get your disabled sister,
u fuck her so much round her pussy she's blisterd,
u love bein incest u dirty fuckin queer!
u love it wen ur dad takes u up the rear!

[Lulu]

Fuckin hell fellas *shakes head

[nancyrenee]

I thought stoners were supposed to be cool with eachother. Don't fight. I think this guy is australian. Maybe he just talks differently and uses different slang than you do. I thought the little poem or song or whatever it was was kinda funny.

[iamblackwizards]

Oh man, that was bad damageplan. Both of them. Youth of america is going down the shitter if this kid's grammar is any indication.

[damageplan666]

man im pure english n my gramma is gr8 lol. yeah tru stoners shouldnt fight but that geeza is an asswhole so its his own fault!