I was smoking with this guy in the men's room

[Optimus Pot]

He went to take a piss and he didn't wash his hands! I said fuck you, I don't want your piss hands touching my blunt, go wash your hands or I'm not smoking with you. He said this is my smoking hand, I hold my dick with my other hand. No one wanted to hear that shit, so we made him go clean up in the sink before we would let him back in the smoking line.

[Dystopia]

Thats funny.

[poorman3]

Optimus Pot

I was smoking with this guy in the men's room

I hope you washed up after you left the "mens-room"! JMO! :eek:

[Caruso329]

Smoking his wang! Boo-yah. I'm high.

[ermitonto]

Why? Even if he pissed on his hand, urine is a sterile liquid. I'm guessing all he did was touch his penis, and your penis has a lot fewer germs on it than other parts of your body you touch all the time, like your face.

[seedbare]

Yeah piss is good just dont eat your girlfriend out just in case he came lately {she might get pregnate by the dude} :D

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yeah i think that, my mum always says to wash my hands after taking a piss, pissing for guys and gals is different, we don't have to touch the wet tissue (if used at all)

[ermitonto]

It's still a good idea to wash your hands when you piss, since washing your hands is healthy and that's usually when you're near a sink. But it's not like you're going to get sick if you eat after taking a piss and not washing them.

[seedbare]

you can get e<coli a very deadly disease and also very common after taking a shit and not washing your hands and also its possible for some butt juice too seep out and get on your dick.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

True, but when i die from it.. I'll wash them after a piss in the next life haha.
I do in public toilets/restrooms but only if there are people in there lol;)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Butt juice on the ol' pecker, you say?




:D:D

[seedbare]

yes about 10 percent of the population suffers from incontinance and instead of frequently wiping there ass they just sit and stew in it

[NYCZILLESTROLLER]

wash your hands, its just polite

[mellow mood]

this thread is funny

who doesnt washes his hand after taking a pee

i mean fuck lol

[Escher]

i wash my hands

[mellow mood]

lol hope so

[Escher]

yea i do lol

[johnny cottonmouth]

" butt juice" thats fucking funny. i wash my hands also. even if i didnt go to the john

[ADaisyChain]

I just run water over my hands. If someone is around, I might even fake a push at the soap. What now bitches, truth hurts.

[Breukelen advocaat]

You cannot "get yourself sick", from your own germs, by not washing your hands after going to the bathroom. You can pick up diseases from germs left behind by others, though. You have to completly wash, not just rinse, your hands in soap and hot water before leaving the restroom to be safe.

[beachguy in thongs]

Why? Even if he pissed on his hand, urine is a sterile liquid. I'm guessing all he did was touch his penis, and your penis has a lot fewer germs on it than other parts of your body you touch all the time, like your face.

I just posted this tonight, also.

It is the byproduct or waste fluid secreted by the kidneys, transported by the ureters to the urinary bladder where it is stored until it is voided through the urethra. Urine is made up of a watery solution of metabolic wastes (such as urea), dissolved salts and organic materials. Fluid and materials being filtered by the kidneys, destined to become urine, comes from the blood or interstitial fluid (Interstitial fluid consists of a water solvent containing amino acids, sugars, fatty acids, coenzymes, hormones, neurotransmitters, salts, and as well as waste products from the cells).

The remaining fluid contains high concentrations of urea and other excess or potentially toxic substances that will be released from the body via urination.

Urine flows through the following structures: the kidney, ureter, bladder, and finally the urethra. Urine is produced by a process of filtration, reabsorption, and tubular secretion.

Not to mention the guy's greasy penis.