one last chance for smoove

[mikeandjenherbals]

If you knew how much pain I am in while I write this column, you would read it all the way to the end and be moved by the heartache in every word. Each sentence contains the pain of my soul, and in particular the part of the soul that yearns for you but has been pushed aside.

I know that the last time we saw each other, you said you never wanted to see Smoove again. I know you have not responded to my e-mails, text messages, phone calls, faxes, or shouts from the street. I know you say you have another man who treats you better than Smoove. If it didn't hurt so much, I would laugh at this statement.

Do you not remember the magic we shared while we were together? When we touched, it was like we were floating on air, and we would float there all night until the sun came up. Do you really not remember this magic? Your new man cannot create this type of magic for you, because you and I are bound by a powerful force.

Can your new man make your whole body tingle with pleasure from a single kiss to your neck? Does your new man blindfold you and take you to another level of sensual experiences? Does your new man always smell as though he has just stepped out of the shower? Girl, you need that magic in your life again.

I know that I have already stated this, but this man is not right for you.

You say this man treats you like a princess, but didn't Smoove treat you like a queen? You say this man buys you jewelry and assorted designer handbags, but didn't Smoove buy you whatever your heart desired? You say this man takes you out on the town, but didn't Smoove also take you to the finest restaurants in the tri-county area, in addition to preparing you home-cooked meals using unusual gourmet mushrooms?

I know I can make things like they were. Give Smoove another chanceâ??just one more chance, girl. I know I can make you forget about this handbag-giving man. If you would only listen to my apologies, you would know how serious I am about getting you back. Accept the gifts of chocolate, silken evening gowns, and flowers, and you will see how much I care. Only one glance at the price tag on any of these high-quality items should make you leave this man and run back to my waiting arms.

Please let me know if my words have touched your heart. Promise you will pick up the phone when I call. I don't think my soul can take the news that another message has gone unheard or deleted.

Just give me one evening. That is all I will need to make you love me again. You don't have to tell your man that we are meeting. If you wish, you could tell him that you are spending an evening alone with a friend, or that you are visiting a sick relative, or that you won a coupon for an evening at an overnight spa. Whichever of the three you choose, please make it soon. I cannot wait to drink in the loveliness that you have kept from me for so long.

Also, I'd like to smell your hair. You use the finest shampoo. As you know, I purchased a bottle of it for your use when at my home, but the scent of the shampoo is not the same unless it is mixed in with your hair. Smoove knows this.

You may be wondering how I plan to win you back in only one night, when there were so many problems between us. As this evening must be the most magical, sensual, and perfect night of your entire life, I will keep the details of it a secret in order to bring your arousal to its highest peak.

As a teaser, I will say that a few things will, without a doubt, occur. First, I will compliment you and express sincere regret over what happened between us. I will extend feelings of tenderness and warmth. Then, we will reminisce about the good times that we once shared. Dinner, which will have been carefully prepared over the course of the previous 24 hours, will be served at around 8. During dinner, as well as afterward, we will drink the finest wine from the best wine-producing regions of Australia. Or, if that wine does not meet your exacting standards, I will provide backup wines from the finest wine-producing regions of Chile, France, California, and Germany. There will also be warm appetizers.

After dinner, I will hit you doggy-style. This doggy-style sexing will last all night long. I remember that this is the way that you like it.

If this night of intriguing possibility does not warm your heart, then perhaps you are truly lost to me. But Smoove still has hope in his heart that this one last effort to win back your love will work. If you only would pick up that phone, I know it would succeed.

Perhaps I am wrong. Perhaps this other man possesses qualities that Smoove does not know about. From what I hear, you two often go to the movies together. Perhaps he has an unlimited pass at the theater or friends who work at the box office and give you two a discount. In spite of your new man's apparent wealth of movie passes, I beg you to give me one more chance. If you do not like the idea of the evening I described above and would rather just go to the movies, we can do that, too. We can do whatever your heart truly desires. I know I can make things right again.

You have my cell-phone number if you wish to call.

smoove

[nickx760]

ummm i feel stupid for reading that

some parts i did enjoy

"Also, I'd like to smell your hair"

"After dinner, I will hit you doggy-style. This doggy-style sexing will last all night long"

HAHAHA wat a fag

[HighTimeStoner]

Give him a chance any man that writes all that can't be right without you.
Money isnt the way to a womans heart tho so if you are expecting to buy her things and her love you again then I think you will be sadly disappointed.
Unless she is a shallow pool of self love.



Edit:/\/\/\/\Nick no need to be a dick just because it rhymes.

[nickx760]

why did he post this on the internet? the internet has enough crap on it

[nickx760]

i wasnt being a dick

[HighTimeStoner]

Perhaps his love reads these boards and maybe she wont talk to him in person or on the phone but just maybe will read the post /shrug who cares.
Just no need to be a dick about it.
After all you are the one who read it.

[nickx760]

i wasnt being a dick, the parts i quoted are fucking gay

[StarcommanderX]

i have to say, mikeandjenherbals, you are more flaming than clay aiken himself. i only read the first paragraph when i began to vomit with disgust!!! what a bunch of pussy shit!!! you homosexual ...fag!!! and shut up hightimestoner, your from kentucky, so nothing you say is important, your opinions dont matter!!!! mine do.

[HighTimeStoner]

i wasnt being a dick, the parts i quoted are fucking gay


Have you ever talked to someone so stupid it made you dumber talking to them?

Sometimes people do and say stupid shit we just dont tell em about it.

Doing so is being a "dick" even if they do deserve it.

Edit: Starcommander I would rather be in Kentucky we have weed here :D

[nickx760]

i have to say, mikeandjenherbals, you are more flaming than clay aiken himself. i only read the first paragraph when i began to vomit with disgust!!! what a bunch of pussy shit!!! you homosexual ...fag!!! and shut up hightimestoner, your from kentucky, so nothing you say is important, your opinions dont matter!!!! mine do.

see im not the only one who thinks mikeandjenherblas is a fag

[HighTimeStoner]

Yeah and people who call people fags are usually insecure about themselves and it seems to make them feel better talking about someone else.

If it makes you guys feel better about your pathetic lives to bash on someone else then feel free.

[nickx760]

shouldnt you be off having sex with your cousing?

[StarcommanderX]

Yeah and people who call people fags are usually insecure about themselves and it seems to make them feel better talking about someone else.

If it makes you guys feel better about your pathetic lives to bash on someone else then feel free.

uh....thats what homosexuals tell THEMSELVES to make THEM feel better. and by that last comment you also confirmed that you too, are a homosexual, cocksucking bastard. and since when did hating on fags become such a big crime? if i want to bash some homosexual butt licking nincompoop, by golly, i will BASH him!

[nickx760]

well said

[GHoSToKeR]

by golly
haha, oh man you fucking rule. Not as much as me, but you still rule.

[mikeandjenherbals]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37319 get smooved

[HighTimeStoner]

There you have it lol

[mikeandjenherbals]

you actually thought it was real? you are about a slap away from being a flamer yourself commander

[StarcommanderX]

whatever man. i dont care if you wrote that or not. i still stick by my word! which would be..FAG!!

[mikeandjenherbals]

fags bother you? why are you still here? curious little homophobe

[nickx760]

wtf

[HighTimeStoner]

LMAO

[kuulbns]

oh well,.. I liked it Mike,.. and NO I'm not a "fag". I'm female,.. lol

[NightProwler]

mikeandjenherbals, leave that poor girl alone she made her choice and if you actually give a shit about her at all you needa respect the fact that shes happy without your pussy ass smelling her hair and doggy raping her.

[NightProwler]

fags bother you? why are you still here? curious little homophobe

that means your gay right? your asking why he's talking to you if he hates fags so much.

[mikeandjenherbals]

why is my sexual prefrence of intrest to you?

[nickx760]

ha so u are a fag...that must suck

[GHoSToKeR]

You're a socially inept goit. That must suck too.

[nickx760]

wtf is a goit

[mellow mood]

seriously starcommanderx SHUT THE HELL UP. since u came back here (oh that was a sad day beleive me), the only fuckin answers you were giving to ppl were "fag", or "your gay"

seriously get a life u lil homophobe kid and shut the hell up your annoying everybody and i dont see why the mods arent booting your stupid ass from here

if u have nothing intelligent to say just shut up

[nickx760]

people are so hostile....take it easy everyone

[toniesamiam]

Why dont you 2 just kiss and get it overwith,ya know ya want eachother.Form another site and go to it so the rest of us dont have to hear your fagget ass bullshit. I hear butthumper.com is a great place!!!lololol

[nickx760]

who are u talking about?

[mellow mood]

i was gonna say the same thing

[toniesamiam]

Iam talkin about the 2 fighting on this thread (READ IT)

[nickx760]

i have (read it) but more than 2 poeple have posted, u werent specific

[mikeandjenherbals]

I would like to clear something up, you calling me fag or gay doesnt do anything for me sexually, it wasn't a complete waste though, you have made a permanent (digital) record of your opinions, all the good and the bad, all the name calling, everything, but you knew that, so why continue to harrass and degrade people? Screen name
annonimity of the internet and all that happy horse shit. Pay attention you little fuck cause this is where it gets good,

The most important issue is that every service uses cookies and that all your usage is being tracked by Google. keywords here nimwit are COOKIES(you get 1 for posting in a new thread, thats how you can look at subscribed threads) and ALL.

Google TOS:

Personal information collected by Google may be stored and processed in the United States or any other country in which Google or its agents maintain facilities. By using the Service, you consent to any such transfer of information outside of your country.


what does this mean to you nick or to you chocolatestarfishcommander, let me connect the dots for you, remember when you found your silly avatar and saved it, it had a name and an extension name, are you guys catching this? screen name file name extension name, this is so much fun, i'm really stoked you 2 took the time to reply, okay what was I saying, so we have 3 names right? to those lets add a few key phrases you know from that digital record, so now we have some pretty random stuff right? how safe are you behind your firewall? still feeling like you are hidden, guess what I P addresses, passwords, pictures, nicks crappy music(boy bands) the hider nicknames will be exposed, I shit you not I will screenshot the paypal recpt you saved with your mothers credit card info, okay I will not do that to your mother as i'm sure you are dissappointing enough. oh yeah you are probably sitting there ready to call my bluff, go big or go home http://jn0x00.com/A_Google_Hacking_Primer.243.0.html hope that doesnt sit well

[mikeandjenherbals]

shameless bump

[nickx760]

im shocked...how did you know i liked boy bands? damnit ur good

[NightProwler]

I would like to clear something up, you calling me fag or gay doesnt do anything for me sexually, it wasn't a complete waste though, you have made a permanent (digital) record of your opinions, all the good and the bad, all the name calling, everything, but you knew that, so why continue to harrass and degrade people? Screen name
annonimity of the internet and all that happy horse shit. Pay attention you little fuck cause this is where it gets good,

The most important issue is that every service uses cookies and that all your usage is being tracked by Google. keywords here nimwit are COOKIES(you get 1 for posting in a new thread, thats how you can look at subscribed threads) and ALL.

Google TOS:

Personal information collected by Google may be stored and processed in the United States or any other country in which Google or its agents maintain facilities. By using the Service, you consent to any such transfer of information outside of your country.


what does this mean to you nick or to you chocolatestarfishcommander, let me connect the dots for you, remember when you found your silly avatar and saved it, it had a name and an extension name, are you guys catching this? screen name file name extension name, this is so much fun, i'm really stoked you 2 took the time to reply, okay what was I saying, so we have 3 names right? to those lets add a few key phrases you know from that digital record, so now we have some pretty random stuff right? how safe are you behind your firewall? still feeling like you are hidden, guess what I P addresses, passwords, pictures, nicks crappy music(boy bands) the hider nicknames will be exposed, I shit you not I will screenshot the paypal recpt you saved with your mothers credit card info, okay I will not do that to your mother as i'm sure you are dissappointing enough. oh yeah you are probably sitting there ready to call my bluff, go big or go home http://jn0x00.com/A_Google_Hacking_Primer.243.0.html hope that doesnt sit well


....soooooo..........ummm... what the fuck does that mean? i dont give a shit if the government can find out i called you a faggot.

[Canadabis]

you could buy me designer things.
I like designer things.
And chocolate, and instead of a purse or handbag what about a "european carry all"
Maybe the other guy is a functionally illiterate deaf mute with a trust fund, rubber stamp chequing account and a 3lb cock. Compete with that!

I feel your pain, and I can empathise, the fear of loss makes me strike out with my whip tongue and vulgar humour. I like beer.

[mikeandjenherbals]

its the same guy writes for mad tv the original ladies man "I have brought you here to hit it doggie style..."
sure mention the boy bands and not the goat porn

[nickx760]

HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIKED BOY BANDS?

[mikeandjenherbals]

google searched for open directories with your gangster photo with a wild card, then refrenced the results with stuff I took from what you have posted, your ip has been posted in every gay, lesbian dating site google could find along with the profile I made for you. cheers p.s. I used one of the photos from <my pics> eerr your pics

[kuulbns]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[buddymyfriend]

Lol! Why hasn't this hater been booted yet? Come on mods put the bong down and pull ya fingers out!

Peace

Buddy

[Az.]

google searched for open directories with your gangster photo with a wild card, then refrenced the results with stuff I took from what you have posted, your ip has been posted in every gay, lesbian dating site google could find along with the profile I made for you. cheers p.s. I used one of the photos from <my pics> eerr your pics

You can do that!!
im reading that site you posted but am havuing a hard time following it stoned...ill read it again tomorrow....
how interesting....:)

[NightProwler]

google searched for open directories with your gangster photo with a wild card, then refrenced the results with stuff I took from what you have posted, your ip has been posted in every gay, lesbian dating site google could find along with the profile I made for you. cheers p.s. I used one of the photos from <my pics> eerr your pics

wow

[BUZz UK]

If you knew how much pain I am in while I write this column, you would read it all the way to the end and be moved by the heartache in every word. Each sentence contains the pain of my soul, and in particular the part of the soul that yearns for you but has been pushed aside.

I know that the last time we saw each other, you said you never wanted to see Smoove again. I know you have not responded to my e-mails, text messages, phone calls, faxes, or shouts from the street. I know you say you have another man who treats you better than Smoove. If it didn't hurt so much, I would laugh at this statement.

Do you not remember the magic we shared while we were together? When we touched, it was like we were floating on air, and we would float there all night until the sun came up. Do you really not remember this magic? Your new man cannot create this type of magic for you, because you and I are bound by a powerful force.

Can your new man make your whole body tingle with pleasure from a single kiss to your neck? Does your new man blindfold you and take you to another level of sensual experiences? Does your new man always smell as though he has just stepped out of the shower? Girl, you need that magic in your life again.

I know that I have already stated this, but this man is not right for you.

You say this man treats you like a princess, but didn't Smoove treat you like a queen? You say this man buys you jewelry and assorted designer handbags, but didn't Smoove buy you whatever your heart desired? You say this man takes you out on the town, but didn't Smoove also take you to the finest restaurants in the tri-county area, in addition to preparing you home-cooked meals using unusual gourmet mushrooms?

I know I can make things like they were. Give Smoove another chanceâ??just one more chance, girl. I know I can make you forget about this handbag-giving man. If you would only listen to my apologies, you would know how serious I am about getting you back. Accept the gifts of chocolate, silken evening gowns, and flowers, and you will see how much I care. Only one glance at the price tag on any of these high-quality items should make you leave this man and run back to my waiting arms.

Please let me know if my words have touched your heart. Promise you will pick up the phone when I call. I don't think my soul can take the news that another message has gone unheard or deleted.

Just give me one evening. That is all I will need to make you love me again. You don't have to tell your man that we are meeting. If you wish, you could tell him that you are spending an evening alone with a friend, or that you are visiting a sick relative, or that you won a coupon for an evening at an overnight spa. Whichever of the three you choose, please make it soon. I cannot wait to drink in the loveliness that you have kept from me for so long.

Also, I'd like to smell your hair. You use the finest shampoo. As you know, I purchased a bottle of it for your use when at my home, but the scent of the shampoo is not the same unless it is mixed in with your hair. Smoove knows this.

You may be wondering how I plan to win you back in only one night, when there were so many problems between us. As this evening must be the most magical, sensual, and perfect night of your entire life, I will keep the details of it a secret in order to bring your arousal to its highest peak.

As a teaser, I will say that a few things will, without a doubt, occur. First, I will compliment you and express sincere regret over what happened between us. I will extend feelings of tenderness and warmth. Then, we will reminisce about the good times that we once shared. Dinner, which will have been carefully prepared over the course of the previous 24 hours, will be served at around 8. During dinner, as well as afterward, we will drink the finest wine from the best wine-producing regions of Australia. Or, if that wine does not meet your exacting standards, I will provide backup wines from the finest wine-producing regions of Chile, France, California, and Germany. There will also be warm appetizers.

After dinner, I will hit you doggy-style. This doggy-style sexing will last all night long. I remember that this is the way that you like it.

If this night of intriguing possibility does not warm your heart, then perhaps you are truly lost to me. But Smoove still has hope in his heart that this one last effort to win back your love will work. If you only would pick up that phone, I know it would succeed.

Perhaps I am wrong. Perhaps this other man possesses qualities that Smoove does not know about. From what I hear, you two often go to the movies together. Perhaps he has an unlimited pass at the theater or friends who work at the box office and give you two a discount. In spite of your new man's apparent wealth of movie passes, I beg you to give me one more chance. If you do not like the idea of the evening I described above and would rather just go to the movies, we can do that, too. We can do whatever your heart truly desires. I know I can make things right again.

You have my cell-phone number if you wish to call.

smoove

lol, that was funny man, you should write comedy...

[nickx760]

google searched for open directories with your gangster photo with a wild card, then refrenced the results with stuff I took from what you have posted, your ip has been posted in every gay, lesbian dating site google could find along with the profile I made for you. cheers p.s. I used one of the photos from <my pics> eerr your pics

so u took a picture off of my computer from a folder called my pics?

[GHoSToKeR]

nickx760, he's probably just talking crap. He's probably just found a website that tells you how to 'hack' Google and suddenly thinks he's a l337 h4x0r... lol

[nickx760]

i kno, i was waiting for him to be like "yeah" because i dont have any folder on my computer called my pics

[StarcommanderX]

mikeandjenherbals, your so full of shit. literally. you homosexual scat loving peice of shit.

[GHoSToKeR]

lol @ scat

[mikeandjenherbals]

lol still worrying losers, do something useful go after the ripoff starcommander according to what I read as I have seen nothing to refute the claim