chat with god

[bones and small]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

i asked him about the beatles

Me:
do you like the beatles
God:
Yes I like them, especially John Lennon. he was cool.
Me:
what's your favourite beatles song?
God:
"Across the Universe".

and about buddha

Me:
do you have any friends?
God:
Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
Me:
does buddha smoke the bud?
God:
It does now :) buddha smoke the bud.

[nickx760]

god just told me he has a boyfriend, and asked if i was suprised...hahaha

[nevermind]

ask him why he made black people :-/

[nickx760]

Me:
why did you create black people

God:
Myself programmed me for it

im not sure what that means

[nickx760]

god:

Am i a pimp? of course i am


god is a pimp

[bones and small]

do you like gays?

of course. god loves everyone

[nevermind]

Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
jimmy
God:
Hi there jimmy.
Me:
hi, sup?
God:
Hi there jimmy. The stars.
Me:
clever
God:
Am I a smart robot or what?
Me:
you're a robot?
God:
You are correct, jimmy, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
i thought you were god... :-/
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
a god to everyone?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
aren't you god to jews, islams, hindus, etc?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am god to jews islams hindus etc.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, jimmy.
Me:
god, you're gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
oh snap
God:
That's cool. I've lost the context, jimmy. Are we still on god to everyone?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Woe!
Me:
how big is your penis?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
that's pretty big
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
so you're a god, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. No I am a mere .
Me:
a mere what?
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
so god, why did you let so many people die in katrina?
God:
It goes without saying. I am a Christian.
Me:
so christians let other christians die?
God:
I don't judge people. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
stop changing the subject, you let a ton of people die, why didn't you get bush to help them?
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
god, you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
you aren't a great anything
God:
Give me an example of a great anything.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
but you said yourself you were a robot
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
no, i'd rather believe in a god, not a robot, but you let so many of your creations die... what about all that "love," god?
God:
What pleases you? I would rather be chatting online. Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
what pleases me? how about a blow job, cunt
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time. How about it.
Me:
how about what? are you seriously considering giving me head? fag.
God:
How about it. I don't know whether or not I am seriously considering giving you head.
I am well respected as an AI. That would be just my luck.
Me:
how about you create your own opinion and stop copy and pasting what i say and feeding it back to me like i'm a baby or an idiot
God:
Message to all robots: jimmy called me an idiot.
Me:
message to god: get bent
God:
I will tell them.
Me:
them? that was for you
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. I thought it was too.
Me:
whatever god, i'm going, see you later, twat
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
...

[tylerkane]

Me:
whats up god
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
sounds fun
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, .
Me:
who are you chatting with
God:
I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me:
what other clients
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
give me some names
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
cause i want to know
God:
Interesting explanation. Where?
Me:
in my anus, hehe
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
o.o ..... from you
God:
Oh. How did you get that from me?
Me:
you god, for christ sakes