Lost & Found

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Any of you guys got good stories of when you've lost something and gone ripping through your house looking for it and then you find it sitting like on a counter or something?

one time i was looking for my house key and i started going everywhere in my house, looking in everybody's drawers (i resisted the temptation to take my dad's rolling papers :D ) and then after i gave up and went back into my room it was sitting right where it was supposed to be. there wasn't even anything on top of it lol

[Dystopia]

I think this is the stupedist thread I have ever came upon in my LIFE, regardless if you were high when you made it.

One time I lost my longboard but when I checked under my bed it was there, lolz! Isn't that so unbearingly "cool"?!?

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

god i was just asking you asshole

[Dystopia]

And no one cared, now go drink the fluids under you sink fucker.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

go fill your bathtub with ammonia and bleach and put a wet towel under the door to your bathroom you asshole

[NightProwler]

And no one cared, now go drink the fluids under you sink fucker.

what the fuck?

[lizka4200]

you always find it in the last place bc u arent gonna look for it any more after u found it therefor its the last place you looked

[jakenthegentiles]

i lost my glass pipe stewie for leik 4 mounmths
and 1 days i tore thro the hole house and in my closit was \teh last place i lookt but it was there and i was so happy

[shogun]

I have a habit of stashing the last nug from a sack, and saving it for lean times, I had forgotten where I stashed the last of some really good shit I had grown, I looked for it for several months, then, one day, I broke a string while playing my guitar, I looked for the string box in my guitar case, found a fresh set of strings, and about 7 grams of good bud, that was a really nice day.

[partyguy420]

well... there was this one time, at band camp... JK about band camp, but for some reason nothing is ever in the last plase i look... i mean i search my pockets and find my keys, then i search the house looking for keys.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

lol i mean is it in a place that's just so obvious that when you find it you go "oh fuck that's where that was" and feel kinda stupid

[Dystopia]

Yeah and feel kinda stupid for making a stupid peice of shit thread.

[LimpBizkitRMV04]

Dystopia kill yourself.... now

[Caruso329]

I've walked around the house looking for my cell phone while I was holding it in my hand before. God did I feel stupid after that.

[Shobs]

Dystopia.. that's a cool game but chill asshole

[Dystopia]

Assuming I'm an asshole that should kill thyself, I will never tell someone there thread was the lamest peice of shit ever.Not.This thread is the lamest peice of shit ever.

[KronicKing]

Assuming I'm an asshole that should kill thyself, I will never tell someone there thread was the lamest peice of shit ever.Not.This thread is the lamest peice of shit ever.
is it just me or do we have an endless stream off assholes comeing to this site everyday?you wont make any freinds by being an ass mate,chill out,no one cares about your opinion or wether you live or die so chill,offer advice,a funny story or bug off :mad:

back the thread,I've been looking for plenty of things only to find they were in my hand :p i remember loseing about a gram of ground up bud in the liveing room and looking for it for hours only to find it on a dvd case infront of the computer,and i lose a joint and looked through every room of the house...only to find it behind my ear... :D

[prplchknz]

O yea, I've done that before looked for my keys find them not register that I found them look some more freak out, then finally find them in the first place I looked


Dystopia, shut the fuck up. if you think this thread is so stupid then why'd you reply? no one cares.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Dystopia your lame posts are as bad as the string itself. Leave us the hell alone, get a gf and mature a little!

[Blazethechronic]

dystopia is just naturally angry because he was molested as a child and now takes it out on people who were just posting, anyway i have terrible short term memory loss cause of smoking weed and i always walk up stairs and be like what did i come up here for.or when im high im like "where the fuck is my weed at" and reach into my pocket and find it.

[KronicKing]

dystopia is just naturally angry because he was molested as a child and now takes it out on people who were just posting, anyway i have terrible short term memory loss cause of smoking weed and i always walk up stairs and be like what did i come up here for.or when im high im like "where the fuck is my weed at" and reach into my pocket and find it.
haha i get that alot,i'll walk into the kitchen and go "WTf? i meant to go to the bathroom...out with the old in with the new...or i'll walk into my room and have no idea why i went in there... :D

[Dystopia]

Yes I am immature and do not have a girlfriend because I am deprived of any personal feelings toward any sort of being because I was molested as a child.Not.

Actually I do care about this thread because I think its a lame peice of shit and I want to make sure everyone knows, thats why I keep comming back.And i'm glad to see i'm pissing every one off enough to make meat head come backs like me getting molested.

[prplchknz]

Dystopia's pic ;)

[Dystopia]

That almost would have been funny if I was in 2nd grade.But I'm sure everyone will act like they got a kick out of it just to spite you and your immature bullshit ass licker.

[Ganja Cat]

^^leave^^

[molerat]

Is there a mod or an admin that can ban Dystopia?

[STDzRus]

Haha just today me and my brother were looking for his paintball gun..we ripped his room apart. And I was staring right at it the whole time..right at it..just wondering "Is that the paintball gun?" Then after 30 minutes he's like..haha it's right there and we both had a fucking laugh haha.

Then I came home ripped as fuck hooking up the SNES looking for the cord to hook it up in the back...haha..Damn near tore my room apart but didn't want to cause suspicion so had my brother find it.

Happens alot with lighters too..The shit will be sitting right under my leg or in my pocket or something..and I'll tear apart the couch looking for it.

I remember A LOOOONG time ago..probably when I was first getting ripped we had just hit my bong..I passed out for maybe 15 minutes woke up and wondered where my bong was..looked in all the regular places..tore apart my friends apartment..and it was sitting on top of the entertainment center. Fucking nice haha.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Lol nice stories. the other day i got high just before going to church and in the middle of Mass i went to go to the bathroom but got halfway there and said to myself "where the fuck am i going?" then i just went back to my seat and held it until Mass was over. BTW that was the first time i had been blazed in 8 months

[TheAtomicPunk]

im looking back, and i cant see how you guys can remember the things you forgot. i have a bad memory for these things...


lighten up dysto

[Hempamasta]

I pretty much always lose shit when I'm high. I'll be all like, "Oh shit I lost my lighter.. oh dammit oh dammit to hell oh shit oh shit" and then I'll check my pockets, and it'll be right there. Or I'll lose my keys, and they'll be sitting on my desk. Or my checkbook. Or my ID card. I am always misplacing shit.

[Satovan]

Guys give Dystopia a break, he's getting bullied at school and his mommy isn't listening to him, so he comes and picks on people on the internet because his computer can't beat him up.

[MullManiac]

i lost 10 seeds in my room somehow! still cant find them and it's spring and i cant grow :'(

[Shai Hulud]

Umm...one time I was looking for a ball of opium and couldn't find it? I think my cat was playing with it and knocked it under the refrigerator or something. Another time I saw him run off with a nug in his mouth! I went to look for it but could only find a tiny little leaf when he ran into my roommate's room.

[420purplehaze420]

one time i got really baked and i had just gotten a new cell phone clip(never had one before) and then i thought i had lost my cell so i went frantically searching and retracing my steps and then i thought about calling it and following the ring, and when i dialled my number my waist started ringing and i remembered about the clip and i felt really dumb, then i looked around to make sure no one saw me in my moment of embarassment lol