test tomorrow morning..ooh boy

[onetwosteph]

yeah so my mom JUST told me I gotta piss in a cup for her tomorrow morning. ok. sweet. not. and then shes gonna take it into work (um yeah shes a nurse, aint it hell?) i smoked on thursday (yesterday) like half a bowl maybe, not much. and before that i smoked last monday & saturday. so if i drink alot of water tonight and apple cider vinegar does this work?

& I have a pretty fast metabolism from doing alot of dancin and I heard that that helps someway or another. and i weigh 112 and hear that the less u weigh the faster anything passes out of you...so yeah..thanks

oh yeah also can i put a little bit of bleach in my pee..like will that work??

[lizka4200]

ok well my mom is a nurse too and she made me pee for her yea it fucking blows....but the only way you can get clean is if you di;lute it and if shes a nurse she sends it to the lab which checks for dilution ..do you know if its for a drug test deffiantly?

[onetwosteph]

yeah its a drug test for sure cause i got busted at school monday for being under the influence, though I denied it

[lizka4200]

shit that sucks..well try to dilute it netter than nothing..

[stabbingatstars]

Get a friend to piss for you, keep it in an unlubricated condom, and conceal it. Use a little bit of warm tap water to warm it up, and make sure the urine isn't "older" than 18hours.