Depuis quand votre langue a-t-elle cette couleur?

[beachguy in thongs]

Y QUE COLOR?

Please, don't be a moron and give me an answer,

My answer is:

30/12 and pink/pink with a brown spot

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Say what man?!

[beachguy in thongs]

How long has your tongue been that color? And what color?

[F L E S H]

Depuis quelques années... J'ai essayé de changer de couleurs, mais la peinture ne goûtait pas très bon. :(

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

A pinky red, always haha

[BUZz UK]

ooh la la, pour allez alle tabac? fumeur le ganja!

[somebody someone]

my tongue has all green scum at the back of it

[BUZz UK]

nice, scrape it off and smoke it...

[beachguy in thongs]

Depuis quelques années... J'ai essayé de changer de couleurs, mais la peinture ne goûtait pas très bon. :(

another one:

ooh la la, pour allez alle tabac? fumeur le ganja!


I don't know French, so I say: It changes colors on a daily basis. It has been that way since that day I was born.

To the second: Yes, I pour ganja-fumes down my throat like cabbages.

[BUZz UK]

lol, you could be a translator...if the person you were translating for wanted to be told total bullshit, lol :p

[beachguy in thongs]

The American People??? I'm kidding.

A MESSAGE FOR THOSE WITH COFFEE DRINKING/SMOKING CIGARETTES' HABITS:

BUY AN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Electric toothbrushes aren't all that lol, i had one, but only used it like 5 times lol, find normal toothbrush easier

[beachguy in thongs]

I like 'em because I can go around the house and do things with two hands while keeping the brush going on my teeth.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lol, they're a little heavy to stay in one place in your mouth, and i can't see it brushing your teeth (more like gums) when just left in your mouth lol

[NowhereMan]

compre un raspador de lengua

[F L E S H]

It changes colors on a daily basis. It has been that way since that day I was born.

Elle change de couleurs tous les jours depuis que je suis né. :p

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Ich vertehe night, kannst du sprechen sie langsame?
Mir ist toll, und du sind sehr gut!

[F L E S H]

Ich vertehe night, kannst du sprechen sie langsame?
Mir ist toll, und du sind sehr gut!
That's no language, that's total utter gibberish! Silly Germans.

[beachguy in thongs]

compre un raspador de lengua

I shall not learn to speaketh the language. Not entirely, that's for sure. Well, good idea.

2- Elle change de couleurs tous les jours depuis que je suis né.

Who changes colors?

3- Ich vertehe night, kannst du sprechen sie langsame?
Mir ist toll, und du sind sehr gut!

Good night. I hope you learn a language in your sleep, also. And remember, it's better to take the toll road than the gutter.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Haha, so much hatred for germans:)

lol oh well

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I know/knew German people, they were very nice, don't knock it until you've tried it!

[beachguy in thongs]

Haha, so much hatred for black jelly beans:)

lol oh well

Ahh!!! Throw them away, grape's the best flavor, anyways.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Not really into jelly beans, i love most sweets and chocolate though! lol

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, sweets will rot your teeth, eventually, but there's no bad chocolate, I don't care if you get it out of an old shoe.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lol, you have many old shoes full of chocolate? lol

[NowhereMan]

compre un raspador de lengua
buy a tongue scraper

[beachguy in thongs]

NoUnderwearMan:
buy a tongue scraper

That's what we need "a tongue scraper for chocolate".

[mellow mood]

ma langue est verte parce que jai trop mangé de ganja

[beachguy in thongs]

ahh, yes, the tropical ganja

[beachguy in thongs]

S'il vous plait, deshabillez-vous et mettez cette robe.
Montrz-moi, n'ayez pas peur, la cuisse.

Passez-vous par la menopause? A quoi avez-vous travaille?

Comment vous sentez-vous? Asseyez-vous. Aviez-vous bu de l'alcool? Vous e vous brule?

Ce n'est rien de grave.

Prenez un bain.

[ermitonto]

Pourquoi nous parlons en français ? Les autres nous comprendront pas et deviendront jaloux. Ah...je pense que je viens de trouver la raison.

[beachguy in thongs]

Vous vous remettrez. Vous devez suivre ces indications. Prenez un farine de mais.

des lumieres a eclats, le bras vous parait paralyse...Vous ne pouvez pas serrer plus for que cela?

[tokosan]

2 pies and ur good 2 go. lol, sex with dolphins, bears and ewoks.

brb, owl

[beachguy in thongs]

I only warmed up three slices, oh shit, i left the oven on, i forgot to put them in , brb

[beachguy in thongs]

No, the French speaking interested me.

I only got, "Why are you speaking French? There will be jealous deviants who don't comprehend. I think you must travel to discover the reason." out of Ermontito's post.

How was the translation, what is it really?

[tokosan]

when i saw this thread, i was all liek "omg butts"

but then i read it and was all like "omfg gtfo cappiez"

then i was all like "o shi, sex with bears"

[beachguy in thongs]

Tokosan, are you French Cajun?

[ermitonto]

No, the French speaking interested me.

I only got, "Why are you speaking French? There will be jealous deviants who don't comprehend. I think you must travel to discover the reason." out of Ermontito's post.

How was the translation, what is it really?
I said "Why are we speaking French? The others will not understand and will become jealous. Ah...I think I just found the reason."

[beachguy in thongs]

My translation sounded so much cooler with jealous deviants.

Voux pouvez boire. Rendez-vous ce que vous mangez?