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robert42
09-30-2005, 09:53 AM
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHAT???


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 09:56 AM
I have a job, :D:D


Rob, be a gigolo!
;)

robert42
09-30-2005, 09:58 AM
i have a job.. lol

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 10:00 AM
i have a job.. lol


I believe you *knods violently* haha!

;)

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 10:02 AM
i'm at work right now, foo's!

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 10:09 AM
Where you work Buzz?

Glad to see you came back:D

robert42
09-30-2005, 10:38 AM
lol pimping aint easy buzz :)

somebody someone
09-30-2005, 12:47 PM
im unemployed.. it really sucks, im applyin for a few places atm.. but its unlikely, anyways im hopin i can get into a music course next month

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 01:07 PM
lol, this is well sketchy, but, shall i take a pic of my office with my webcam?

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 01:07 PM
Yeah go for it Buzz

beachguy in thongs
09-30-2005, 01:10 PM
I'm on vacation.

benagain
09-30-2005, 01:29 PM
I was unemployed for a while. My problem is that once i found work, I kept drawing my unemployment....not a good idea. Now I've got to pay back 4 grand. I'm working now, but I'm having to save money like crazy to pay it all back....yea I'm a dumbass.

beachguy in thongs
09-30-2005, 01:40 PM
You mean, you pay back unemployment??? Did not know that.

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 02:06 PM
lol, ok, this was sketchy as fuck to take, i had to wait until there was nobody about, but here it is, me at work, with a long ass pipe! (and the fist pic i've ever posted of myself on here, except for one of my arm)

somebody someone
09-30-2005, 02:07 PM
kool. 9-5 office?

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 02:10 PM
yeah, i'm in IT, 9 - 5:30, there's only five of us in this dept, and only two today...

benagain
09-30-2005, 02:22 PM
You mean, you pay back unemployment??? Did not know that.
Actually you don't normally have to pay it back, but my problem is that after I found a job, it wasn't making crap compared to what I used to make, so I kept drawing when I wasn't supposed to. They ended up finding out and pulled out warrents to take me to court for fraud. I got a good lawyer and all I have to do it pay back in one lump sum and they'll drop the charges (hopefully). Sucks ass, but like I said, I wasn't making shit with either unemployment or the job, but together I was pulling in some cash.

beachguy in thongs
09-30-2005, 02:31 PM
Aaah, that's what you get for fucking with the gov't!

I'm only kidding. Do you have to pay a difference in what you would've collected, from unemployment, and what you did on your "new" job?

Maybe, you're lawyer can get that done for ya, I have no legal knowledge besides the next time I get arrested for herb, I go to jail for five years.

Storm Crow
09-30-2005, 02:33 PM
I'm sort of unemployed. I used to work as a tutor until bush cancelled the GEAR UP program. He also axed Upward Bound and some vocational training programs. This will make it harder for you younger reader to get into college or learn a trade. I honestly think he did it to make the military more attractive. Got to have soldier boys to fight his war. Today I am going to be a substitute teacher's aide--that means Yard Duty (bleh). Well, I gotta go. Have to be there at 7:45.

beachguy in thongs
09-30-2005, 02:44 PM
Well, we all have to start somewhere. I'm starting with these planes flying by 10 times during my favorite program, or song.

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 02:47 PM
Nice pic Buzz, were the blacked out eyes necessary, you got a warrant out for your arrest? lol

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 03:21 PM
/\ lol, nah, i just wanted to be ghetto....

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 03:22 PM
and i was ashamed at how open they are; i haven't smoked all day...

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 03:22 PM
Oooh lol cool, nice pic anyways, where abouts are you from? I live about 7 miles from Birmingham:D

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 03:23 PM
norwich, didn't you see the stoner map last nite? lol

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 03:29 PM
Oooh yeh i did lol, i can never remember who posted what though, so yeh.. cool:D not too far from me, like only a couple of hours away i think.. maybe less than that!

robert42
09-30-2005, 03:30 PM
haha nice 2 put a face to the name ;)

calls crimewatch...

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 03:30 PM
Hey Rob! you on msn? lol

somebody someone
09-30-2005, 03:45 PM
lmao rob

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 03:48 PM
haha nice 2 put a face to the name ;)

calls crimewatch...
yeah, but i've never seen you rob....

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 03:49 PM
except for when i'm sitting outside your house in my car, masturbating furiously...

robert42
09-30-2005, 03:53 PM
lmao

That dont exactly stop you from rear ending yourself with the candle thought does it

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 03:54 PM
sometimes i sit on the gear stick too

robert42
09-30-2005, 03:56 PM
was that what it was i wondered wt it was!...

the best one was when u stuck the jack up your arse and expanded it i never tought a car would be able to drive up someones arse but you expanded that jack full pelt !!!!

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 03:58 PM
yeah, it was only a nissan micra tho, they aint that big....the engine warmed my intestines

robert42
09-30-2005, 04:01 PM
were'nt it the local corner shop owners car :p good old nissans


btw i got you apendix here ill put it to one side for u :)

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 04:02 PM
we truley are spam kings amongst men...

robert42
09-30-2005, 04:02 PM
hahaha

but at least we do it in STYLE!

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 04:02 PM
I can learn to drive (take lessons) on 3rd december yay!

robert42
09-30-2005, 04:03 PM
^Shoots him before he learns to drive then dry humps his body

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 04:04 PM
*Bullet deflects off my wooden head and into your bell end*


haha!:D

robert42
09-30-2005, 04:07 PM
AHHH But i was wearing my bell end protector ACTUALLY

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 04:09 PM
Ok, so it ricochet'd back into my eye



*Dead*



Rob, i hope you're happy, you killed me, and now my soul must make the 2000th post lol

anycraic
09-30-2005, 04:09 PM
lol spam whores unite!

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 04:11 PM
where can i get a bell-end protector? i can't find them on ebay, and the man in Woolworths called security.....you don't wanna know what happened in Mothercare...

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 04:11 PM
They should be sold in Woolies, i saw one in there last week.. Just look harder, and fuck the security!

robert42
09-30-2005, 04:16 PM
where can i get a bell-end protector? i can't find them on ebay, and the man in Woolworths called security.....you don't wanna know what happened in Mothercare...

555-BellEnd4u-888

or

www.so-ur-bell-end-needs-protection.com

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 04:32 PM
www.so-ur-bell-end-needs-protection.com
lmao, i actually clicked the link, lol

robert42
09-30-2005, 04:34 PM
Buzz bro usually idont reveal my supplier but u asked nicely so:

http://www.luckymojo.com/penisamulets.html

BUZz UK
10-01-2005, 12:03 PM
Buzz bro usually idont reveal my supplier but u asked nicely so:

http://www.luckymojo.com/penisamulets.html
LMAO!

"honorable surrogate penis."
lol

st0n3r
10-01-2005, 12:09 PM
oooooo u mean chavs

BUZz UK
10-01-2005, 12:19 PM
lol, errrr.....yeah, *cough*