the unemployed crew

[robert42]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHAT???


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I have a job, :D:D


Rob, be a gigolo!
;)

[robert42]

i have a job.. lol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

i have a job.. lol


I believe you *knods violently* haha!

;)

[BUZz UK]

i'm at work right now, foo's!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Where you work Buzz?

Glad to see you came back:D

[robert42]

lol pimping aint easy buzz :)

[somebody someone]

im unemployed.. it really sucks, im applyin for a few places atm.. but its unlikely, anyways im hopin i can get into a music course next month

[BUZz UK]

lol, this is well sketchy, but, shall i take a pic of my office with my webcam?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yeah go for it Buzz

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm on vacation.

[benagain]

I was unemployed for a while. My problem is that once i found work, I kept drawing my unemployment....not a good idea. Now I've got to pay back 4 grand. I'm working now, but I'm having to save money like crazy to pay it all back....yea I'm a dumbass.

[beachguy in thongs]

You mean, you pay back unemployment??? Did not know that.

[BUZz UK]

lol, ok, this was sketchy as fuck to take, i had to wait until there was nobody about, but here it is, me at work, with a long ass pipe! (and the fist pic i've ever posted of myself on here, except for one of my arm)

[somebody someone]

kool. 9-5 office?

[BUZz UK]

yeah, i'm in IT, 9 - 5:30, there's only five of us in this dept, and only two today...

[benagain]

You mean, you pay back unemployment??? Did not know that.
Actually you don't normally have to pay it back, but my problem is that after I found a job, it wasn't making crap compared to what I used to make, so I kept drawing when I wasn't supposed to. They ended up finding out and pulled out warrents to take me to court for fraud. I got a good lawyer and all I have to do it pay back in one lump sum and they'll drop the charges (hopefully). Sucks ass, but like I said, I wasn't making shit with either unemployment or the job, but together I was pulling in some cash.

[beachguy in thongs]

Aaah, that's what you get for fucking with the gov't!

I'm only kidding. Do you have to pay a difference in what you would've collected, from unemployment, and what you did on your "new" job?

Maybe, you're lawyer can get that done for ya, I have no legal knowledge besides the next time I get arrested for herb, I go to jail for five years.

[Storm Crow]

I'm sort of unemployed. I used to work as a tutor until bush cancelled the GEAR UP program. He also axed Upward Bound and some vocational training programs. This will make it harder for you younger reader to get into college or learn a trade. I honestly think he did it to make the military more attractive. Got to have soldier boys to fight his war. Today I am going to be a substitute teacher's aide--that means Yard Duty (bleh). Well, I gotta go. Have to be there at 7:45.

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, we all have to start somewhere. I'm starting with these planes flying by 10 times during my favorite program, or song.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Nice pic Buzz, were the blacked out eyes necessary, you got a warrant out for your arrest? lol

[BUZz UK]

/\ lol, nah, i just wanted to be ghetto....

[BUZz UK]

and i was ashamed at how open they are; i haven't smoked all day...

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Oooh lol cool, nice pic anyways, where abouts are you from? I live about 7 miles from Birmingham:D

[BUZz UK]

norwich, didn't you see the stoner map last nite? lol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Oooh yeh i did lol, i can never remember who posted what though, so yeh.. cool:D not too far from me, like only a couple of hours away i think.. maybe less than that!

[robert42]

haha nice 2 put a face to the name ;)

calls crimewatch...

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Hey Rob! you on msn? lol

[somebody someone]

lmao rob

[BUZz UK]

haha nice 2 put a face to the name ;)

calls crimewatch...
yeah, but i've never seen you rob....

[BUZz UK]

except for when i'm sitting outside your house in my car, masturbating furiously...

[robert42]

lmao

That dont exactly stop you from rear ending yourself with the candle thought does it

[BUZz UK]

sometimes i sit on the gear stick too

[robert42]

was that what it was i wondered wt it was!...

the best one was when u stuck the jack up your arse and expanded it i never tought a car would be able to drive up someones arse but you expanded that jack full pelt !!!!

[BUZz UK]

yeah, it was only a nissan micra tho, they aint that big....the engine warmed my intestines

[robert42]

were'nt it the local corner shop owners car :p good old nissans


btw i got you apendix here ill put it to one side for u :)

[BUZz UK]

we truley are spam kings amongst men...

[robert42]

hahaha

but at least we do it in STYLE!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I can learn to drive (take lessons) on 3rd december yay!

[robert42]

^Shoots him before he learns to drive then dry humps his body

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

*Bullet deflects off my wooden head and into your bell end*


haha!:D

[robert42]

AHHH But i was wearing my bell end protector ACTUALLY

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Ok, so it ricochet'd back into my eye



*Dead*



Rob, i hope you're happy, you killed me, and now my soul must make the 2000th post lol

[anycraic]

lol spam whores unite!

[BUZz UK]

where can i get a bell-end protector? i can't find them on ebay, and the man in Woolworths called security.....you don't wanna know what happened in Mothercare...

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

They should be sold in Woolies, i saw one in there last week.. Just look harder, and fuck the security!

[robert42]

where can i get a bell-end protector? i can't find them on ebay, and the man in Woolworths called security.....you don't wanna know what happened in Mothercare...

555-BellEnd4u-888

or

www.so-ur-bell-end-needs-protection.com

[BUZz UK]

www.so-ur-bell-end-needs-protection.com
lmao, i actually clicked the link, lol

[robert42]

Buzz bro usually idont reveal my supplier but u asked nicely so:

http://www.luckymojo.com/penisamulets.html

[BUZz UK]

Buzz bro usually idont reveal my supplier but u asked nicely so:

http://www.luckymojo.com/penisamulets.html
LMAO!

"honorable surrogate penis."
lol

[st0n3r]

oooooo u mean chavs

[BUZz UK]

lol, errrr.....yeah, *cough*