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3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 12:06 AM
Just read some of the FAQ about why weed is legal, i like how it ends



"WHY IS IT STILL ILLEGAL?


1) Why is it STILL illegal?:

The official answer: Because you shouldn't use it.
You can't use it because it is illegal, and it is illegal so
you can't use it. You should not use it. It is illegal.
It is illegal so you should not use it.

The manic-depressive answer: It'll never happen. People are
too unorganized/stupid/disempowered. It's just futility.
Try, but don't expect to get anywhere. I won't get my hopes
up.

The paranoid-schizophrenic answer: Don't you SEE?!?!? The
guys at the top have it SEWN!! They own everything.
They'll never let it happen. I shouldn't even be talking to
you, but let me give you some advice!! listen... you
shouldn't mess with THEM, THEY know everything. THEY are
practically psychic, see? And the only way to get it to
happen is to become one of THEM. You'd better watch it, or
THEY will come and take you away -- THEY do that, you know.
It's all a CONSPIRACY!!!

The neurotic answer: Marijuana? Eeek! Don't you know that
stuff is dangerous? People don't make laws for no good
reason, you know! Where did you hear about marijuana?
Wait! Don't tell me, I don't want to know. If anybody even
knew you thought it should be legal -- well -- they'd never
talk to you again! Don't you know that marijuana this...
marijuana that... ... ... ...

THE REAL ANSWER: Marijuana is still illegal because enough
people have not yet stood up together and said:

`` THIS IS STUPID!!

I WANT CANNABIS HEMP LEGAL!!!

FOR PRODUCTS;

FOR MEDICINE;

FOR FOOD;

FOR FUN;

FOR GOODNESS'S SAKE! ISN'T THAT WHAT LIFE'S ALL ABOUT ?!''

Without large-scale grass roots support, marijuana will
never be legal. Every person that stands up for
marijuana/hemp legalization makes us that much stronger, and
our voices that much louder. Believe me, we appreciate all
the support we get. Almost as importantly, it makes it that
much harder for people to say ``that's a stupid idea'' or
``nobody really believes that.''

If you aren't convinced yet, Or if you are having trouble
swallowing any of the answers given, I encourage you to
learn more about the issues. Try the sources listed at the end.

If you're with us, let us know! Let everybody know, unless
it will get you canned or arrested, but most importantly,
keep an eye on what's going on, and try to lend a hand when
you can. Also, know your stuff, so if you have to, you can
convince a friend or loved one that *you* are not nuts --
the rest of the world is."






You see my point?

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 12:06 AM
Cool ending, Ron :D

Lily420
09-30-2005, 12:12 AM
It was an experience just reading that, very interesting and fairly humorious :D

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 12:13 AM
Hell yes:D

High Miss Lily:D

Ahh, Da Lily:D:D

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 12:16 AM
innit

Ganj
09-30-2005, 12:17 AM
you obviously haven't tried convincing a non-marijuana user that it is not harmful, but as a pot smoker myself i will vow to do my part.

Lily420
09-30-2005, 12:20 AM
Hell yes:D

High Miss Lily:D

Ahh, Da Lily:D:D
*glomp* JOSHIE!!!! :D <3 *MSN WHORE*

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 12:22 AM
lily is really a man josh...

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 12:23 AM
Lol, i am trying now, i told a VERY fine gal from Australia that i smoked weed and she kinda freaked out, oops!
So i told her this:
http://www.cannabis.com/faqs/
that will change your mind on how you feel, if you don't want to read it, you're not open minded
you believe what you believe and that's it if you don't give anyone the chance to change your point of view



This is what she said:
no it kills u
it gives u some fun for a lil bit but its just stupid
u die from it



So i said:
no you don't read the FAQ and you will see why you won't
sorry, i brand thee close minded for not listening to reason


she said:
wat the hel?
have u smoked anything yet?
r u sure ?!!





Haha:D:D

Lily420
09-30-2005, 12:24 AM
^ ROFL :D :D :D hahaha thankz for that dude.

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 12:25 AM
lily is really a man josh...


Abuse :eek:




lol;)

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 12:26 AM
Lol, i am trying now, i told a VERY fine gal from Australia that i smoked weed and she kinda freaked out, oops!
So i told her this:
http://www.cannabis.com/faqs/
that will change your mind on how you feel, if you don't want to read it, you're not open minded
you believe what you believe and that's it if you don't give anyone the chance to change your point of view



This is what she said:
no it kills u
it gives u some fun for a lil bit but its just stupid
u die from it



So i said:
no you don't read the FAQ and you will see why you won't
sorry, i brand thee close minded for not listening to reason


she said:
wat the hel?
have u smoked anything yet?
r u sure ?!!





Haha:D:D
good work freaking her out! that IS what you were trying to do, isn't it?

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 12:29 AM
She's like, strange, like a young kid, but she's 17... hmm, oh well ,i'll get my point across (mother fucker;))

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 12:31 AM
get girl freakin' boy!

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 12:34 AM
HUH?! say what man?:)

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 12:35 AM
freak some random birds on msn out wit ya ganja talk

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 12:37 AM
Haha, yeah:D it's cool, eh?

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 12:39 AM
LOOK: im so stoned i dont even really know what im typing...i have to get up for work in...5 hours....it's cool man

highjinx
09-30-2005, 12:40 AM
i read the start of that but i was too baked to go on. :confused:

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 12:43 AM
lol, good work son, heyy just think, i'm down in east anglia, you're up in scotland...and we're both baked as fuck togethre at this moment..

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 12:43 AM
Yeah, i think it's all good:D:D Ahh!



lol so high too!

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 12:44 AM
And i'm right in the centre of england Buzz;)

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 12:50 AM
wow, we go up like an 'L' across britain:

bones and small
09-30-2005, 12:51 AM
i'mn too stoned to read it :(

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 12:52 AM
Wow, sweet map dude!!

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 12:53 AM
i'm to stoned to add brighton to the stoner-map

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 12:55 AM
Haha, it's like, under London i think lol

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 12:55 AM
you add it then :p

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-30-2005, 12:57 AM
Don't know how:eek:

:D

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 12:59 AM
save picture, open with: paint get the red brush, draw a line to brighton, save as jpg, post it here

bones and small
09-30-2005, 01:00 AM
i live in brighton too

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 01:03 AM
fuck sake, lol, thats why i said it, everyone who posts in this thread should get added to the map...

bones and small
09-30-2005, 01:08 AM
ok i dont understand, but i did it :)

BUZz UK
09-30-2005, 01:10 AM
/\ yay! yeah, helicopters would be good :D

GHoSToKeR
09-30-2005, 03:50 AM
Yeah the FAQ is cool.

I've noticed that alot of people who are for the legalisation of weed are like, cool. You know, they actually listen to what people have to say on most subjects, and are generally nicer people. Most of the people i've met who are against it are either horrible people who are stuck in their fucking ways or republican/conservative, which amounts to the same thing, I guess.

Whos Carl
10-27-2005, 09:54 PM
Here it is 3sheets I found it for you.

3 Sheets To The Wind
10-27-2005, 09:59 PM
Here it is 3sheets I found it for you.


Yay, thank you Whos Carl!:D

MyAntiDrugIsAmy
10-27-2005, 10:30 PM
i found this board because of that faq. i printed out a whole bunch of those faq pages when my mom first found out i smoke and flipped out and was planning on kicking me out and started printing out shit about why i'm killing myself by smoking. after a few weeks she stopped getting on my case about it probably because of the valid points.

3 Sheets To The Wind
10-27-2005, 10:33 PM
i found this board because of that faq. i printed out a whole bunch of those faq pages when my mom first found out i smoke and flipped out and was planning on kicking me out and started printing out shit about why i'm killing myself by smoking. after a few weeks she stopped getting on my case about it probably because of the valid points.

Wow that's cool, if/when my parents talk to me about weed next time, like a proper talk though i think i'll print off the FAQ for them to read:D

Whos Carl
10-27-2005, 10:35 PM
OR you could just get a shotgun and shoot your parents less hassle.

Whos Carl
10-27-2005, 10:36 PM
BTw my mum doesnt mind me smoking and dad is pretty much the same although he doesnt no i smoke but would be ok with it.

3 Sheets To The Wind
10-27-2005, 10:36 PM
OR you could just get a shotgun and shoot your parents less hassle.

I could do that now.. but don't want to. I'd use a gun on myself before i used one on a family member:)

*BANG*

*thud*

*drip drip drip*

3 Sheets To The Wind
10-27-2005, 10:37 PM
BTw my mum doesnt mind me smoking and dad is pretty much the same although he doesnt no i smoke but would be ok with it.

That's cool, mine are nowhere near cool with it, but i don't think i'd be able to change their minds however many facts i told them.