Names for my Homemades

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

hey i made this homemade bong and the vape. I want to know some ideas for names though. I've been clean for 8 months, but i'm making a comeback this weekend :D . These haven't been used yet but i'm sure they work, i used to make them all the time. also any ideas on decorating them? they look like shit... :(

[Caruso329]

#1: Ghetto-fabulous, The nig-rig, Betty (My dad had an old car covered in bondo we called Bondo Betty, just reminded me of that), Bongo Betty.

#2: Bulby, Bulbasaur (the pokémon, yea I know its ghey..), Bulbilicious, Jenny

[hubblebubble]

shit#1 ad #1shit

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Bongo Betty it IS
how about bulb...bulba...bulbabud?

[Caruso329]

shit#1 ad #1shit

ROFL!

And thanks for picking my name, I like Bongo Betty. Bulbabud sounds pretty sweet too.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

and what about ideas for decorating them? oh and hubblebubble...if you're going to be an asshole fine but shut the fuck up i don't want to hear it. by the way i'm getting 1/8 of Orange Crush tomorrow...i haven't blazed in 8 months...i hear Orange Crush is really good shit...am i gonna be fucked up?

[Caruso329]

On my old homemade out of a coke bottle I just drew crazy shit on it with a sharpie. I made the stem (a bic pen) look like a candy cane. Just make sure you don't use a dry-erase marker or you'll have green and blue hands after taking a hit. Or you could always cut some designs out of construction paper and glue it on. The possibilities are ENDLESS! Heh.

[NightProwler]

eh.. i dono how your gonna make that bong look pretty. mine looks pretty good, cuz its got a shiny chrome stem and bowl, and sealed with black electrical tape.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

i think i'm gonna take construction paper, print a pic of Betty Boop on it (modified so it says Betty Bongo on the bottom) and it'll be fine. i don't know if it's possible to decorate the bulb though unless i paint the straw/cap green instead of blue

[420purplehaze420]

i just made one out of a big glass orange juice bottle, with a glass bowl and downstem that cost me 4 bucks at San Diego and its sealed with hot glue and its perfectly airtight, i wrote a bunch of stuff on it like verses and shit with a sharpie its not quite as ghetto as most of the ones described and shown here but i think it still falls under the category of homemade cause it took me about a half an hour to bang a hole in that glass bottle with an awl(put duct tape around it so it wouldnt spider crack) and hit it with the awl to weaken the glass till it popped through, im still thinkin of a name ill post pics when i have a chance to tomorrow

later...peace

[tylerkane]

#2: Bulby, Bulbasaur (the pokémon, yea I know its ghey..), Bulbilicious, Jenny
took that right out of my mind!
i didn't know we had 2 pokemon masters on the boards!

[screwedcork]

doesn't vinyl tubing like that release chlorine gas when it gets hot?

[MediocreToker]

Alright, the bong should be named Dipshit.

Your vap should be named Special Ed.

[jfoster]

name that bong mr. sticky or sticky fingers because all that glue or whatever it is

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

THEY GOT NAMES ALREADY YOU DUMBASSES jesus you guys must be fucking blazed to not read it better. Bulbybud (read the FUCKING THREAD) is a 1 liter bottle cap, 60 watt incandescent light bulb, and a plastic straw. Betty Bongo is the 1 liter bottle that the cap for Bulbybud came from with a whole drilled halfway up for the downpipe, which is clear rubber hose, and the bowl is a some plumbing thing i found in my dad's toolbox. i'm switching the screens though. i forgot copper is bad for you...right now the screen is a copper wire balled up and jammed in there but i'll find some...iron wire or...maybe cut out a sink filter...idk i'll think about it...oh and there's a carb about 2 inches above the downpipe hole on the opposite side of the bong. I made it so that the downpipe goes down to the bottom and you fill it with water about halfway so it's a .5 liter filter. oh the white stuff is...uhh...some latex/acrylic stuff i found. got the job done, it's 100% airtight. y'all want me to post an updated pic of it now that i decorated it?

[MediocreToker]

THEY GOT NAMES ALREADY YOU DUMBASSES jesus you guys blah blah blah blah

Hence me saying "should," because your names were lacking.

Dude, just calm down. ;)

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

oh sorry i'm a bit touchy right now...girl problems and a dealer who doesn't know he's got a paying customer who'll be steady if he'll be quick about it. he's been delayed 3 times for a grand total of...2 weeks!

the vapo's name is still in question

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

oh and for those of you getting tired of me talking about that goddamn 1/8...once the deal gets done i'll be back to my good old balanced, calm, intelligent stoner self so bear with me awhile

[lizka4200]

wow someone has a lot of energy

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

yeah no shit? i'd be diagnosed with ADHD if i didn't have an I.Q. of 143 and a very...uhh...interesting memory. it's really really good...like if i forget something i can like go back in my memory to when it happened and remember when i first learned it...so yeah. anyway i don't like being so hyper all the time. it's annoying

[lizka4200]

why cant u be adhd if u have a high iq?..that doesnt make sense to me
maybe your like einstein

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

well they only diagnose you with ADHD if your parents take you there...and your parents won't care unless you say "i think i have add/adhd" or they find you doing shit only someone crazy on acid would do when you're...not on acid. yeah people say i'm really smart and give good advice. but i have an extremely short attention span, my mind can't focus on one thing at a time unless i'm high, and when i get hyper i'm crazy...so yeah. i don't feel like being put on ritalin or whatever so i'll stick to weed. by the way i'm smartest when it comes to people's minds. i crack them pretty good and i'm only 15. JESUS look how long this post is!

[lizka4200]

no really u need to calm down and take a deep breath....then hit the blunt and everything will be alright

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

me no likey blunts or joints

bong/pipe/vapo(maybe still waiting to try) over them any day. deep breaths make it worse

[lizka4200]

well have u ever smoked a blunt?....or are you assuming/

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

well no...but i'm not a fan of tobacco besides the occasional cigar and i don't inhale them. the last time i ever blazed it was a joint (the first i'd ever had) and i hated it. it just feels "right" when i do it with a lighter and a piece. anyway that's just me

[lizka4200]

ur not supposed to inhale cigars

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

i know i'm not a retard but i hear some people do for some stupid reason and they hate them because it makes them cough to the point of throwing up to inhale (that's cuz you ain't supposed to, dumbass!)

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

anyway i have a bluntwrap unless my dad used it for his stash (greedy hypocritacal bastard!) maybe i'll try it when i get my 8th but i'm more interested in the vaporizer right now

[lizka4200]

but a blunt is so much better..well bongs are good too..and compared to your homemade vaporizor its amazing...
have u ever smoked out of a glass bong?

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

no just homemades....and i loved it. if i can get the $ for a glass one i will get one but until then i'll specialize in homemades or maybe i'll find a glass cup or something and make one myself :D

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

oh i learn things really quick i gurantee my next homemades are gonna be 100 times better

[lizka4200]

yea m sure they will be//practive makes perfect..i wish u knew the difference though...you get so much more high

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

oh well. i got a buddy that has an extra. maybe he'll let me buy it off him

[Caruso329]

If you're going to make a homemade glass piece, don't. Never use an electric drill on glass because it will send micro-shards all over the place and can be very harmful to you. Just buy or order glass pieces.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

well usually when i mess with glass i use a nail to punch a hole through it and then i kinda sand it into a nice circle with the nail. oh...uh how the hell do i explain to my parents what was in the package for me? i'll be fine making my own, i'm not an idiot. i know how to work around dangerous shit