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GHoSToKeR
09-29-2005, 04:46 PM
So here it is. My 6,655th post. To mark this momentous occasion I shall compose a sonnet thusly, one which will rival even the greatest works of Shakespeare himself. Here I go;







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...........BANNED

robert42
09-29-2005, 04:47 PM
/IGNORE

beachguy in thongs
09-29-2005, 05:00 PM
That's so great. Allow us to publish them, collectively.

beachguy in thongs
09-29-2005, 05:03 PM
Do you have a maid who's rolling your joints?

tokosan
09-29-2005, 05:05 PM
This message is hidden because GHoSToKeR is on your ignore list.

beachguy in thongs
09-29-2005, 05:07 PM
Huh??? Was that directed towards me, tokosan?

tokosan
09-29-2005, 05:10 PM
This message is hidden because beachguy in thongs is on your ignore list.

ermitonto
09-29-2005, 05:11 PM
I wrote a poem last night. It sort of came to me as I was trying to sleep, so I had to get up and write it down. It's in Esperanto too, which I find much easier for writing poetry, since the language is so much more flexible than English.

Mi nur volas kisi vian buŝon;
Mi nur volas senti vian tuŝon.
Ĉu vi volas havi novan amulon?
Demandas mi min rigardante spegulon.
Ĉu vi jam aliloke trovis la amon?
Mi esperas ke ne; mi preferus cunamon.

Mi nur volas kisi vian buŝon;
Mi nur volas senti vian tuŝon.
Kaj kie estas la amo mia?
Ĉu ĉi tiu soleco estas ankaŭ via?
Kiam mi ploras, kiam doloras,
Kial la amo ĉiam foras?

Mi nur volas kisi vian buŝon;
Mi nur volas senti vian tuŝon.
Kun via heleco, kun via beleco,
Vi povus korekti, ja povus direkti
Miajn sentojn al la feliĉeco.

tokosan
09-29-2005, 05:12 PM
Mi nur volas kisi vian buŝon;
Mi nur volas senti vian tuŝon.
Ĉu vi volas havi novan amulon?
Demandas mi min rigardante spegulon.
Ĉu vi jam aliloke trovis la amon?
Mi esperas ke ne; mi preferus cunamon.

Mi nur volas kisi vian buŝon;
Mi nur volas senti vian tuŝon.
Kaj kie estas la amo mia?
Ĉu ĉi tiu soleco estas ankaŭ via?
Kiam mi ploras, kiam doloras,
Kial la amo ĉiam foras?

Mi nur volas kisi vian buŝon;
Mi nur volas senti vian tuŝon.
Kun via heleco, kun via beleco,
Vi povus korekti, ja povus direkti
Miajn sentojn al la feliĉeco.



brings a tear to my eye. beautiful!

beachguy in thongs
09-29-2005, 05:13 PM
Are there people on my IGNORE LIST??? OR am I not hearing others ignoring me?

T.K.?

CTB

tokosan
09-29-2005, 05:15 PM
whats all this crazy internet speak

ADaisyChain
09-29-2005, 05:18 PM
fixed

beachguy in thongs
09-29-2005, 05:20 PM
Are you transporting posts telepathically from a different thread, Tokosan?

tokosan
09-29-2005, 05:25 PM
huh?

beachguy in thongs
09-29-2005, 05:38 PM
I was asking what you meant by bringing up an "ignore-list"...?

tokosan
09-29-2005, 05:54 PM
actually, no one is on my ignore list.

beachguy in thongs
09-29-2005, 05:56 PM
Ok, that's not what I asked, I asked if people can get on your ignore list without you knowing it, (or something like that)?

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-29-2005, 05:56 PM
I was asking what you meant by bringing up an "ignore-list"...?

*Paranoid*

GHoSToKeR
09-29-2005, 05:57 PM
Oh, I'm so very, very confused. :( Whatever will I do?? *faints*

tokosan
09-29-2005, 06:05 PM
Ok, that's not what I asked, I asked if people can get on your ignore list without you knowing it, (or something like that)?
short answer, no.

for the long answer, scroll down.

























rub my cock with +rep then smear your vagina blood all over my face after taking a dump in my mouth.
then let me lick the bleeding stump of your clit after i sliced it off with a piece of razor wire. Oh yes, im chewing on it right now baby.

Yeah thats it, put thumbtacks in my balls! oh yes, u can hear them go in!

now i am inserting a gigantic black dildo coated with nails and razorblades into your tight little asshole. the warm blood on my hand is making my cock so hard. I put it in your asshole and groan when my dick is lacerated by the razorblades that have lodged inside.

now i am kissing you passionately, and at the same time i put my finger in your pussy and pull up as hard as i can. as your screams reach a violent crescendo, i put our heads together and blow both of our brains out, mixing with the pool of blood that has formed in the bed.

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-29-2005, 06:24 PM
Congrats Ghost;)

Looker
09-29-2005, 06:35 PM
I think ghost like owns this site or something...

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-29-2005, 06:39 PM
Nah man, i own the site;)

tokosan
09-29-2005, 06:45 PM
me own joo

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-29-2005, 06:48 PM
Tokosan, i own your whole family, see your family tree? well it's mine, mother fucker! I OWN YOU!

GHoSToKeR
09-29-2005, 07:40 PM
Looker, long time no see, man! :)

I think the mods have some inside-info about the future of the site and have given up.. notice how they're not here since we found out the site's being sold? lol

tokosan
09-29-2005, 07:55 PM
Tokosan, I am your slave. Please, impart wisdom upon my unworthy soul
fix'd

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-29-2005, 08:05 PM
fix'd


Haha, genius;)

3 Sheets To The Wind
09-29-2005, 08:06 PM
I hereby declare that I, Tokosan, am a post whore



;)..