Who's got the best Scar & story behind it?

[buddymyfriend]

Not a huge scar I know, it's just above my butt (got a few down there too,u aint seeing those ;) ) Hers how the story goes:

I was still in High School i must've been about 15. I'd had a really crappy day at school, in allsorts of trouble! Had arguement with my gf. It was A Friday night and my ma was away so I proceeded to raid the drinks cupboard. I was drinkin everything Gin, Whisky, Rum, Wine, Baileys (cant drink this anymore). Anyway by about six in the evening i was bolloxed.

I had arranged with friends to get some herb. We used to know this guy that would sell a tennis ball sized bud for £25. My friends came to knock for me around half six, and were greeted by lil ole drunken me. Me being the only drunk one there everyone decided that they need to get some weed and drink so they can play catch up.

We were on the way to the score and were just about to cross a crossing with the little green man. I remember pressing the button and for some reason picking up my mate Gavin in my my arms kinda like a baby and running across the road and singing some stupid song about some frog that goes courting!?! WTF!

The next thing I remember is looking down at the tarmac...I turn my head to see the grill and head lights of this red car. All I can hear is screaming....my leg hurts...someones turning me over asking 'Are you okay, what hurts?' It finally dawns on me that ive been it by a car. I dont know whether it was the adrenaline rush or the drunkeness but i jumped straight up to realise I'd lost my trainers in the crash. I can remeber this guy saying he knew first aid and me just saying help me find my trainers dude! Damn i loved those trainers. The guy helped me find them and asked if we wanted an ambulance called, we were like no way! All me Gavin wanted to do was get some weed and chill the fuck out...damn we'd just been run over!

I'd taken the full impact of the crash my friends told us. I went straight into the windscreen, still holding my mate! Bounced off the bonnet and onto the floor. My mate only had a few minor cuts to his head.And guess what the a hole had driven off!!

By now I was limping to my mates house, my knee was really starting to hurt and by bum cheeks were bleeding! Anyway typing this stoned is missions, lets round this off. Gavins girlfriend got the glass outta by butt and cleaned it up much to Gavins disliking. My Dad picked me up, slept for 2 days. Went to hospital, fractured knee...ouch. Man i hate crutches! Moral of the story always wait for the green man!

Cheers for reading, Peace

Buddy

[robert42]

had a hernia on my shin! (YES MY SHIN) got it removed 2months ago... these are pics...


BEFORE..... AND AFTER

[robert42]

i tihnk i win lol unless someone has had there HEAD REMOVED

[buddymyfriend]

Damn Rob, that musta hurt bro!

[robert42]

did u see the scar :-s

http://boards.cannabis.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=30199

[ermitonto]

My only scar is pretty boring. It's on the bottom of my foot. I got it from stepping on a razor blade in the bathtub when I was 3.

[NowhereMan]

i disqualify myself
but will say
had my lower lip sewn back on
both thumbs sewn back on
every finger has been sewn up to some degree
got a stab wound in my right cheeck and my side runs from top of ribs to my hips.and a bullet hole in my chest,and one thu my hand(same bullet did it)


countless missing peaces of skin you can see where it was removed

oh yea hiar wont grow on my shins where i had the skin layers pealed off once
by a barbwire fence,

i would show these scary legs but i dont want to give you nightmares

[beachguy in thongs]

I have a confusing scar on my neck. I'll take a picture, later. The same thing that gave me that scar, also was nice enough to give me 2,000 (tiny) scars on my back, a couple on each arm, some obscure scars in other places, and a scar underneath my belly-button from the feeding tube. I'll take a picture of the one on my neck, when I get a chance, I just woke up.

[Mirno Sctlnd]

What the fuck was the thing with the feeding tube? You didn't get attacked by a giant squid did you?

[beachguy in thongs]

I might have. I have no memory of the incident. It was less than a mile from the ocean, a couple of miles from the Chesapeake Bay, and I hear stories of a Chesapeake Bay Monster (not from locals but TV).

[RastaKaze]

Oh shit none of you can beat mine, my thumb (nail included) was totally massacred by a hachet... (Me and my bro we're kindof fighting stoned and carelessly, flailing weapons and shit) I remember seeing bone and freaking out, but I just wrapped a shirt mad tight around it then went to the store for peroxide.. In which i had to submerge my thumb for a whole fucking minute. Then, 3 bandages and a month later, this is what I got. Lord knows how fucked up that nail is gonna grow.

[RastaKaze]

BY A FUCKING HACHET. There's a line of sprayed blood in my hallway from when the blade met my finger :o Uggghhh

[robert42]

HOW DOES THAT ^^^ BEAT THIS.... :p

[RastaKaze]

Well im rulin' urs out... For some reason I can't open it. Can't imagine I'd want to lol ;)

[beachguy in thongs]

Here's a couple shots, may I remind you that the scar is an inch, or less, from your main artery (some of you know what I'm talking about) and my lights (and my window) are on the opposite side of the cam, so the lighting is not great.

Third one is my hand with a "kitty" scratch.

[beachguy in thongs]

A Little better, I opened the blinds... (and turned my head)

[RastaKaze]

Oh shit yeah that's like only an inch off your jugular, you're lucky ass fuck man one inch to the right and you'd be dead :eek: Now although it wasn't on the jugular, its still pretty fuckin' scary knowing that you were literally an inch away from death. I stand defeated :o

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, that's what it's called, the jugular vein, damn, I should've capitalized that, the Jugular Vein.

[Ms420]

A couple of those scar stories made my bones chill. Anyway-I have a few scars on my left foot. One on the three middle toes right where your toe connects to the rest of your foot {from pins that the dr later took out (ouch!!!)} and two across the top of my foot. I was walking down the steps at my old house and stepped on the corner of the concrete step barefooted and crushed almost all the bones in my foot. On top of that I broke my pinky toe on my right foot when I tried to catch my self from falling. It sucks cause I had to stay on my couch for 3 months and had to use a wheel chair. The bad part...my kids were only 2 & 3 at the time and I didnt have any help with them during the day while my husband was at work. :mad:

[beachguy in thongs]

I could've mowed your grass for you, Ms420...?

[Ms420]

Thanks !!! :D

[SamoanLawyer]

i couldnt help myself
result of being hit by a car as a pedestrian, I went throught the windscreen and then bounced off sliding along the road catching all sorts of roadtar and broken glass. As you can see my nipple got split in two by a windscreen wiper
2 weeks out of hospital and i felt a lump in my tit, lol not breast cancer but when i pulled out a razor blade and sliced it open just under the scar tissue I found one of those pebbly bits of glass like when you shatter a windscreen its all pebbly, oh I also lost an eye. oh and notice the road tar still in the scar ffs

many many more scars on me, these are just a few ..................MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHaahahahaha

[RastaKaze]

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[mikeandjenherbals]

Union Ironworkers Building America since 1896, breaking ironworkers backs just as long. On one hand, I hurt all the time, will never be able to do the stuff I used too, may have to have a 3rd surgery, but on the other hand, I made a hell of a lot of money, met some cool people, traveled all over the western U.S.,built some cool shit and best of all now I grow my own meds

[tokosan]

I was shot by smugglers in the back. the surgery left a 3 inch purple scar down the small of my back.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I was shot by smugglers in the back. the surgery left a 3 inch purple scar down the small of my back.


Bollocks..

Me and my family were on holiday in Spain a few years ago (whole holiday was a fuck up, but that's a story for another time) and we were out at the swimming pool when the accident happened..

I stood backwards to the swimming pool, on the edge (my back to the water) and i tried to do a dive and a 180 degree turn in the air (and land in the water, like a normal dive, i did it countless times before). Just as i was about to jump, i turned and saw someone in the fucking way, i had just jumped, but to the right, so i didn't land on the spanish guy in the water, i then ended up hitting my head on the edge of the pool (about 1yard from where i was originally, that's how far i jumped to the right) then i must have moved my head out of the way and landed my whole weight on my right shoulder, also small cuts on my back.
Needless to say i was in the water, stunned, and moved over to the steps feeling numb haha.. My dad was near the steps, about to come in the water in case i passed out lol and said "are you ok?" so i said "yeah, just a bit dizzy."
Then when i climbed out, i put a towel round me with a bleeding head and shoulder, by the time we got inside the top of the towel was red with blood (favourite colour, i was happy lol), the lady in reception of the hotel got a liquid and cotton wool, when she put it on it stung like fuck, but she was hot and i could see down her top :p haha.

I have a scar on my head, and the cut on my shoulder turned into a lump (got it cut off a few months back, found out it was just loads of scar tissue (great song) lol)

I now have a big scar on my shoulder (pics coming up) and a lump (scar) on the side of the top of my head :D:D




Oh yeah (this'll be a long read) i also drank 1/4 bottle of rum, was riding my bike on my paper round and flew off into a main road, with cars swerving around me and just beeping at me, lying in the road, with a bike of top of me lol. I got a big cut on my right elbow, the scar has faded now, i also had loads of cuts all over me, broke my watch which came off and cut my wrist up lol but other than that i was fine (ripped, bloody shirt).

[Edgar]

spam

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

*settle it* ^^

[NightProwler]

oh I also lost an eye.
show us a picture, and you win

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yeah, i'm guessing the eye thing was a joke, as it was so subtle at the end of the post haha, well done:D

You win... on wit!

[Ae...]

My story isn't all that spectacular. I hope I won't have any scars to brag about anytime soon as well. Anyways, I was 7 years old walking around the neighborhood looking at dead leaves, cars and such when I came across a battered old quarter. This one along with my other 2 quarters made just enough to buy a root-beer from the pharmacy.
I was walking down the road after purchasing the root-beer and cut through a parking lot to get back to my home on the other side. Since the root-beer came in the brownish glass bottles I thought I was a real badass carrying it around. I was also going to show off how well I could balance walking on the concrete stoppers in the parking spaces in front of these old people.
I walked across one, jumped to the next, landed and rolled my ankle off the side of the stopper. I landed on my left hand, which happened to have a glass bottle in it at the time. I crushed the bottle into my hand. I was stunned! I ran off and left the glass all over that one parking space. Little to my knowledge I still had a shard in my hand.
When I got home I found the shard and pulled it out and cleaned my wound. It healed into a 1 1/4 inch scar. Unfortunately the wound on my pride has not healed from falling infront of those old people.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Haha, Ae... i can imagine that, i've done it many times, make a fool of yourself and just run off, hoping no one saw haha

[Fengzi]

I got a small scar on my finger where I got bit by a moray eel. I was scuba diving off West Palm Beach Fl, trying to get some lobster, when I reached into a hole where the little bastard was living. Pretty weak scar, 1/2" long and barely visable, but a cool story behind it.

[Nochowderforyou]

I can't take a picture of my scar because it's covered up by my hair, but it's on the right side of my head, about 2inches above the top of my ear. I got jumped by 3 unknown (at the time) people about, 4yrs ago now. I got punched in the face over 10 times, kicked in the head and face about 15times.

They completly crushed in the right side of my face, completly caved in. I couldn't open my mouth to eat, or talk. They had to get a professional surgeon to come in (thanks to Canadian health care, love it!), who had to operate on my face. What they had to do was 'uncave' my face. So they cut open above my ear on my head, took a small metal wire/hook, go down into my face, and pull up the caved in skull. Nasty, I know. Luckily they doped me up really good :)

Anyways, end result is a 2inch long, nasty scar on my head, covered up by hair. End result was perm. nerve damage on my upper right lip, and right side of my nose. They are numb, still to this day. The one person who did this face was tattooed on my brain. He got his back, lets just leave it at that.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Glad you're ok NoChowderForYou, good story!

[SamoanLawyer]

Yeah, i'm guessing the eye thing was a joke, as it was so subtle at the end of the post haha, well done:D

You win... on wit!

No it wasnt a joke, my eye came out, severed the optic nerve, they put it back in, it goes kinda lazy alot these days but moves around with the other eye.
At high speeds, a collision betwen a car and a cheekbone can be quite devastating, the car shattered my left cheekbone too, and my eye socket is a bit sunken. oh yeh and the left side of my face is kinda permanently numb too

[tokosan]

i also have many butt seks scars.

[brrg744]

I dont have a pickture of the scar. Its not too big anyway but its cool. I was shooting a pellet gun and shot my wrist. Its one of the pellet guns thats as strong as a hand gun too. The bullet went in on a angle right through the major veins. You can imagine all the blood. At first it was going like a fountain untill i covered it with a towel. (i shot my self cause i was fixing the sight and i had my finger on the trigger and didnt realize it was loaded. Yea i was a dumbass)

[KronicKyla]

When I was 7 years me (Kyla) and my cousin (Chaynee) were being kids and jumping on the bed...she left me to get a drink and long story short I monkeyed my way ontop of the back board..she came running in...scaring me..making me fall from my pirtch on the back of the bed and creating my leg to slip behind the bed...ripping open my inner thigh by my P*SSY! 30 Stiches later and my mom eating my banana popicycle on the way home ( I asked her to hold it....bitch) I couldnt walk lond distances for awhile bc the stiches would catch on my pants...EWWW!

[vmurda]

ms420 i am a potsmoker in your area! holler at me [email protected] and maybe we could share some connections

[MullManiac]

My best, a while ago i was riding a horse and it got spooked by lightening and while running it ran under a tree just tall enough to let the horse under.... but not me, got cleaned up by it and now got a 1 inch scar above my left eye, and a few scars on my back from being draged over a stone path by the horse :p.
Apart from that i have a few scars here and there as results of various stupid stunts.

[Melton420]

ive been shot as well, " my own fault" i was playing around with a gun in my young days and i put it to my hand and said" something along the lines of im bulletproof " i didnt think it was loaded" but i pulled the trigger and a bullet went straight through my hand

[WeedWorm]

ive been shot as well, " my own fault" i was playing around with a gun in my young days and i put it to my hand and said" something along the lines of im bulletproof " i didnt think it was loaded" but i pulled the trigger and a bullet went straight through my hand

well, you definately get the award for biggest dumbass... congrats, your retarted! rofl

p.s. no, i am not trying to be rude, its kinda scary that your story sounds EXACTLY like something i would have done if i had access to a gun when i was a kid

[mf greg]

i don't have a picture of it yet, but last november i was downstairs on the computer and my mom called me for dinner, now we were having ham that night, and i love ham so i came running up the stairs only to slip and land on a porcelin dish that she left at the top of the stairs shattering it, i almost passed out i was losing so much blood, the towel we had to cover it up was dark red by the time we lieft the hospital, i had 3 stiches in one cut and the other one wasnt deep enough to stich or tape, the doctor had to pull the cut open to take out the shards of porcelin.

i still get shooting pains up my ring and pinky finger from the nerves i severed

[beachguy in thongs]

Ok, so I posted my scar, and here's the story.

I was delivery-driving for a chicken-and-ribs restaurant and crossed a four-lane highway, when 3 19-year olds slammed into my driver's door face first, at or near 55 MPH. I have scars from laying in glass.

[dark0ne]

i got a scar on my hand and on my leg. when i was driving taxi in brocton, this guy get in and asks me to bring him accrost town, after a few seconds he puts a gun to my head and says "why don't you stop the car and give me your money." i said ok, then slammed on the break (i was going 40). he smashed his face off the sheild and dropped the gun on the front seat. i pull over and hit the power locks, get the gun and make for the back seat. he's struggling and screeming like a little girl. i opened the door and he lunges at me with a knife. i hit the knife with my hand and it cut my hand and stabbed my leg. (better than my chest). i lost it and shot blindly at him and got him like 4 times in the legs(bad shot with bleeding hand). he hobbles out of the car and i put the gun to his head, more crying and whining like a bitch. i let him go, bleeding and stumbling. drove down the street and tossed the gun into the woods, went to the hostbitle 12 stiches in my hand and 22 in my leg. never heard from the asshole again.

[maryjanemama]

I have a big scar right below my pelvic bone because once I got the horny and 9 months later a baby wanted out, but she was breach! :eek: Who knew? I have lots of scars, mainly because I'm clumsy. Oh, yeah, and I had my appendix out and some tumors removed, totally gross, but the Vics were like a mini vacation in my bed.

I do have a really cool birthmark on my arm that looks like a dog smoking a fatty.

[erceg]

i have one less scar than EVIL Knievel himsemself

[BlazinHaze]

I have a huge scar going down my wrist that everyone mistakes for a suicide attempt, when in actuality it happened in 3rd grade when I was holding up my ridiculously huge rabbit and he swung his feet around and scratched the hell outta me.


I have another one on my neck from when a spider bit me while I was sleeping and left a huge mark that used to be purple but now is skin colored.

[beachguy in thongs]

I bet you have needle marks too BlazinSara.

[Rarrr]

I have a scar on my forehead above my left eye. I got it from cracking my head on a toilet bowl when I was 4

[beachguy in thongs]

I have a scar on my nose from when I was 2. My mother said I hurled a pepsi bottle (you know, from 1977) against the dishwasher and the glass came back and cut my nose. It's a cute scar.

[Nochowderforyou]

ive been shot as well, " my own fault" i was playing around with a gun in my young days and i put it to my hand and said" something along the lines of im bulletproof " i didnt think it was loaded" but i pulled the trigger and a bullet went straight through my hand

Wow, you sure are smart. Where did you get your edumacation... :rolleyes:

If that gun was to your head you would have been first in line for a Darwin award.

[buddymyfriend]

Wow, you sure are smart. Where did you get your edumacation... :rolleyes:

If that gun was to your head you would have been first in line for a Darwin award.

Lol, that shit musta hurt! So who am i gonna give the prize to?

Peace

Buddy

[phareye]

shot by smugglers? HAH!!! i was clocked w/ a metal care-bears lunchbox by a GIRL SCOUT!!! wait... on second thought, getting plugged by smugglers is cooler. but i do have a scar just to the left of my left eye. a lil' more to the left n' she'd of hit my temple n' killed me... a lil' to the right n' she'd of nailed me right in the eyeball.
girl scouts still make me nervous... i'm fine w/ brownies, tho'.

[buddymyfriend]

shot by smugglers? HAH!!! i was clocked w/ a metal care-bears lunchbox by a GIRL SCOUT!!! wait... on second thought, getting plugged by smugglers is cooler. but i do have a scar just to the left of my left eye. a lil' more to the left n' she'd of hit my temple n' killed me... a lil' to the right n' she'd of nailed me right in the eyeball.
girl scouts still make me nervous... i'm fine w/ brownies, tho'.


LMAO! I think this man gets the prize for making me giggle! I always knew those bitches were bad news!

Peace

Buddy

[BlazinHaze]

I bet you have needle marks too BlazinSara.

Oh yeah, you know it.