TOP SECRET!!!

[StarcommanderX]

ok heres the deal, i need a few good men, and i need MEN for this mission, women would only screw it up. briefing: there are a few small local banks in the town of richmond, tx. a hibernia bank, compass bank, bank of america, and a wells fargo. about 3 miles to the east is a town called...well i dont remember right now, but theres a town there and its got a few more banks. armed to the teeth with automatic weapons and explosives, there will be a team of three at each bank and we will rob them all at the same time, that time being 14:00 pm. ct time. kill everyone in sight, especially law enforcement, get into the safes using explosives and meet at the town square where a transport helicopter will be awaiting. since its a small town it will take a couple hours before the police are on us. by then we should be half way to alaska, where will divide the money and kill off a few of us so the shares will be bigger. then we destroy the weapons and go our separate ways. whos with me?! im serious here. i need anonymous men, so dont tell me your names.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Josh is your man, sir!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Ahh, I'd love it if some pigs read this and traced you from your IP address, you'd be so fucked lol.
And they would be so dumb for believing it.. come to think of it, there have been 2 recruiting threads in 2 days, this one and Death's getting me as a new stoner buddy lol

[Barberp2]

Wait, I have something to add...

Osama Bin Laden Shoe Bomb Terrorist Jihad Fatwah and ummm Dirty Bomb.

That'll do it. :)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I bet StarcommaderX is being hauled off to the county jail as we speak haha!

[StarcommanderX]

not if my trusty ak-47 has anything to say about it!!!!

[highjinx]

yeah man get all the cops stoned with the AK.
i know you meant the rifle but im stoned an found that quite amusing! :D

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

So yeah, starcommander, i'm in man, i'll just take a plane there and see you tomorrow

[OlympianBud]

You should go 1 step at a time guys...and work your way methodically towards the top...start with candy shops, go to liquor stores and then maybe try a small town bank...money exchange shops would also be nice trainin ground before you try a bank...and probably you'll still end up incarcerated...

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

:rolleyes: lol

[yocass]

~shrug~ aint got anything better to do....

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yocass, love the new avatar lol;)

[Rarrr]

what or who is that avatar?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Fuck knows, some reet, but now he has a cigar, so it's all good lol

[highjinx]

its brian fuckin peppers!
some deformed rapist or somethin, there was a long ass thread about him about a month ago! fucked up!

[yocass]

no, no one knows EXACTLY what he did. only what he was charged with... ~shrug~ you can look it up now that you know his name you lazy fucker. And yes, my avatar is pimp.

[Rarrr]

or a pimp

[highjinx]

a fucking ugly pimp!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Not ugly... more like deformed

[Rarrr]

a pimp nonetheless

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

lol;)

[highjinx]

or perhaps a gimp???

[somebody someone]

count me in

[GHoSToKeR]

Wait, I have something to add...

Osama Bin Laden Shoe Bomb Terrorist Jihad Fatwah and ummm Dirty Bomb.

That'll do it. :)
LOL!! That was awesome, though I don't think everyone got it.. :rolleyes: Hopefully the NSA didn't get it, either! :p

[Rarrr]

or maybe a chimp

[highjinx]

a chimpy gimpy pimp!

[StarcommanderX]

what the hell !!! this wasnt meant for your girlly chitter chatter!!! this was meant for intensive planning! and looking at blueprints! and smoking cigars! and loading clips!

[highjinx]

look whos talking- "girly chitter chatter" haha

[StarcommanderX]

watchoo talkin bout ryu?

[highjinx]

watchoo talkin bout starcommander?

[StarcommanderX]

i aint talkin bout no thang.

[highjinx]

who's no thang?

[Melton420]

LOL you guys are crazy, i shouldnt even be posting on this thread

[buddymyfriend]

*checks his diary*

Sorry can't make it, have court to attend. Leaves number of buddys contact:
0800 666 666

Peace

Buddy

[Warlock]

ok heres the deal, i need a few good men, and i need MEN for this mission, women would only screw it up. briefing: there are a few small local banks in the town of richmond, tx. a hibernia bank, compass bank, bank of america, and a wells fargo. about 3 miles to the east is a town called...well i dont remember right now, but theres a town there and its got a few more banks. armed to the teeth with automatic weapons and explosives, there will be a team of three at each bank and we will rob them all at the same time, that time being 14:00 pm. ct time. kill everyone in sight, especially law enforcement, get into the safes using explosives and meet at the town square where a transport helicopter will be awaiting. since its a small town it will take a couple hours before the police are on us. by then we should be half way to alaska, where will divide the money and kill off a few of us so the shares will be bigger. then we destroy the weapons and go our separate ways. whos with me?! im serious here. i need anonymous men, so dont tell me your names.

I'm up for it, as long as we can punch a woman in the boob & make it swollen

[robert42]

im there

[GHoSToKeR]

Ya,will it involve zombies? And do I get to shoot a baby in the face? Otherwise no deal.

[Warlock]

Baby shooting & tit punching, sounds great. Throw in an old woman scalping too just for educational purposes of course.

[GHoSToKeR]

Of course.

[robert42]

any tongue scaping or is that fullybooked?

do prices include VAT?

do u ship worldwide?

[tokosan]

brb FBI

[butters]

bank robbery is something the feds take seriously...

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

brb FBI


LOL

I'm still in man!

[Looker]

I dunno I gotta ask my mom if she'll let me go.. :)

[Edgar]

spam

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

spam


:rolleyes: