Turd cigarette

[Warlock]

I always need to take a shit in the morning when I have my 1st cigarette. i think it's because the tobacco relaxes me.
Anyone else need to polish off a steamy one after a cigarette?

[robert42]

ive shit myself before nuf said

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Haha @ Rob;)

[Warlock]

I have shat myself too, but I wasn't talking about that. Just normal poo poo with a cig.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Nah, I don't smoke cigs man

[GHoSToKeR]

I tried smoking a ciggie while on the toilet, but I was stoned and got the two confused. I ended up projectile vomiting all over my cigarette and sucking the toilet water up my ass.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lol :rolleyes:

[Warlock]

I tried smoking a ciggie while on the toilet, but I was stoned and got the two confused. I ended up projectile vomiting all over my cigarette and sucking the toilet water up my ass.

lol brilliant! :D :D

[highjinx]

i always wondered how a cig brings on a shit! :confused:

[Warlock]

It relaxes you doesn't it? So your ass muscles chill out too

[Funkamander]

So, you don't have to shit beforehand? Even if you push REAL hard? You gotta be scientific about stuff like this, otherwise you'll never earn my respect.

Also, how quickly does it take? Is it light, drag, ploosh? Or slower? If you can take a shit before the cig, does the cig make it bigger? Stinkier? Greener? I wanna know!

[LonerStoner]

it's the nicotine that does it, works sort of like a laxative, but not in that scary nasty way

[highjinx]

woah im stoned! it just makes you need a shit ok! :D

[GHoSToKeR]

Yeah, I wanna know too.. I don't wanna have to sit on the crapper every time I wanna smoke a ciggie, ya know?

[Warlock]

Well, I wake up not needing to shit, I go downstairs, fire up the comp, spark up a cigarette & before im even half way through i have to shit really badly. It dont last for long, just a quick shit, its like... hard at 1st then some runny bits come out lol. Not like that without cig though

[highjinx]

aaaahh the mysteries of the shit cig???

[420purplehaze420]

Well, I wake up not needing to shit, I go downstairs, fire up the comp, spark up a cigarette & before im even half way through i have to shit really badly. It dont last for long, just a quick shit, its like... hard at 1st then some runny bits come out lol. Not like that without cig though
usually when i wake up regardless of if ive been smoking or not i have to shit its weird how the food you ate the day before feels the need to come out your ass almost daily :rolleyes:

[bigel]

i bet if u go downstairs and go through ur normal routine without smokin the cig u will still take a shit.....i dont think the cig has anything to do with u taking a shit

[highjinx]

HEY!! never doubt the powers of the mystical shit cig!

[CanaBliss]

Yes, it has the same effects as Alcohol does to anyone that is addicted to the substance. Once you get "the fix", ur mind relaxes and ur muscles follow.

[highjinx]

so if you need a shit when you smoke, your addicted to cigs?

[Toking with Jesus]

Warlock, as a SCAT lover myself, I would LOVE it if you take a shit in my mouth :)
Nuff said :)

[BUZz UK]

you know, just this once, i'd like a mod to lock a thread...i'm just glad i'm not eating...

[buddymyfriend]

I know what your saying guys, but it's even worse when your on the wake n bake. Havin to put the jay out, rush upstairs and do business. Damn this is a strange thread!

Peace n poo

Buddy

[Toking with Jesus]

holy shit, I just visited Warlock's homepage and found out that that "thing" on your avatar was really a Male with a throbbing cock! Dude...please disregard my last statement, I will in no way, shape, form, or color eat your shit..im sorry, but Male shit tastes like shit to me. I prefer the sophiscated, female shit to that of a male. Sorry bro :(

[BUZz UK]

/\ LMFAO! serves you right, shit boy!

[BUZz UK]

i looked at the homepage too...i hate you warlock

[TheAtomicPunk]

Warlock seems awesome. props to you. hate preps, hate blink n other new gay music w/ guys that havent hit puberty yet and cant play any instrument worth crap.

[ilikerabbits]

warlock is l33t shit

[ilikerabbits]

bump

[CanaBliss]

Yeah, basically.... I don't remember me or my friends having to shit bad when we first tried and started smoking ciggs.

[Satovan]

I'm a heavy cig smoker so I pretty much spend my day rotating between eating, smoking a cig before shitting, shitting while smoking a cig, smoking a cig after shitting, masturbatings, then smoking a cig.

[Warlock]

holy shit, I just visited Warlock's homepage and found out that that "thing" on your avatar was really a Male with a throbbing cock! Dude...please disregard my last statement, I will in no way, shape, form, or color eat your shit..im sorry, but Male shit tastes like shit to me. I prefer the sophiscated, female shit to that of a male. Sorry bro :(

lol! It's cool.

[robert42]

*shits him self in protest*

[Looker]

Oh yeah definately..when I get up in the morning I get a strong coffee and a marlboro and take a big dump..the dump of the the day....I dunno whether its psycological or not but yeah that works for me.....

Yeah its all fun n games till you crap yer pants and then you have to throw yer underwear out....

[Edgar]

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