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[StarcommanderX]

After starting to post on this site again, I understand that many of you have deep hatred for me. which i can understand because im an ass. but thanks to hurricane rita, i cant really go anywhere for a couple days. that has nothing to do with anything. but who ever has anything (shit) to say about me. just let it out. im about to get banned again anyways. entertain me.

ps. ill be standing in front of the computer, in the nude, jiggling my penis while spanking myself with an old tennis racket. and whooping loudly with pleasure every time i ejaculate.

[jfoster]

well, i dont hate you and i bet only a couple people hate you. proabably because of your graphic descriptions of what you like to do.

[StarcommanderX]

well, i dont hate you and i bet only a couple people hate you. proabably because of your graphic descriptions of what you like to do.

oh...good point.

[Ganj]

don't even know you, brother. consider this a new start. i see you, too reign from houston, which in my book makes you okay with me. screwston represent!

[StarcommanderX]

hmmm....im guessing you guys havent read any of my other threads or older threads. but i assure you, i only mean 70% of the insults i type. actually make that 80%. but deep down, im really a nice guy. ive hooked up numerous people through this site. and made valuable friendships....actually only one.

[Ganj]

well i guess it's really up to you to determine what people dislike about you.

[StarcommanderX]

my pastor told me it was just me. i am just a dislikable person. then i smashed his face with my bible. he shortly got up and leveled my ass. i havent been back to that church since.

[beachguy in thongs]

which in my book

Can I get a copy of your book?

[beachguy in thongs]

my pastor told me it was just me. i am just a dislikable person. then i smashed his face with my bible. he shortly got up and leveled my ass. i havent been back to that church since.


That's because pastor's are filled with horse-shit.

[Melton420]

well i dont hate you but ive dont know you, and your self confedence must be really low

[amydan420]

had to laugh about the whole tennis racket thing. Don't you end up with waffle marks on your ass! LOL

[Ganj]

Can I get a copy of your book?

you probably wouldn't like the whole book, but i can print you a copy of chapter five. which is giving people the benefit of the doubt.

[buddymyfriend]

had to laugh about the whole tennis racket thing. Don't you end up with waffle marks on your ass! LOL

Lol

Dont know ya either bro, but hey man i dont hate ya!!

Peace

Buddy

[NowhereMan]

i wont like the part about spanking your monkey
:eek:

[somebody someone]

starcommander i think its down to you what kind of reception you get.

Depends how much you want to insult people,

they can be pretty funny tho, just dont be racist or nuthin and ur fine

[GHoSToKeR]

I love your threads and posts. They're fucking hilarious! Welcome back!! :p

[ADaisyChain]

I don't hate you in the slightest. I don't think you're funny, I don't know if anyone actually thinks your funny. Alot of people will feel sorry for people like you. I'm included in that group. You're an attention whore, and the bad kind. The kind who uses negativity to grub for any bit of someone glancing in your direction you can afford to purchase with it. And that's okay, we need people like you to make a message board a message board. Cannabis.com wouldn't be the same without the starcommanderx's, without the Warlocks, without the turkish terrorists who posts pictures of themselves pooping or their abnormally huge cock. But you will be banned, and you will be replaced. And it doesn't matter, because your goal isn't to be remembered in the long run, but to be noticed in the moment.

In short, you are a valued member of the boards, however temporary your stay. I just hope that someday you'll be a little bit less socially inept. ;) And I trust that you will be. That doesn't mean I like you though. On the contrary, I think you're quite boring, and for the most part I tend to just flip past your posts without a second glance. Shit, to anyone, end of story.

I don't expect you to take my words to heart. You've got writing ability, you've got a brain, but what you clearly don't have is any recognition for it. And you're begging for it. Fucking begging. You're on hands and knees defecating down your left thigh asking for people to notice you. And we do. Against our wills. You don't leave us much of a choice with the type of negative posts you make.

In short: I hope you soon grow up. You're too smart to have such a pathetic sense of humor, and such a ridiculous need for attention.

[kuulbns]

Well said Daisy!!! I wish I could have put it so eloquently.

[StarcommanderX]

uh....right. anyways attention is what keeps me alive, and DONT YOU TRY TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME YOU HEAR!!!! DONT YOU DARE!!! DONT YOU FUCKING DARE!!!! I will RIP YOUR SPLEEN OUT AND SMEAR IT ALL OVER MY FACE IF I HAVE TO!!!

[ADaisyChain]

If I hurt your feelings, I'm sorry. I hope you got the double message in my post. I try to keep some shit subliminal. ;) I just thought it was very rude some of the things you said to people. And scarlett is fucking hot, as well as one of my favorite members, and you completely trashed a great thread of hers. It did make me a little annoyed, but that was your point. -shrugs-

As for attention keeping you alive.. on the contrary. You'd probably be a really funny and loved member of the cannabis community if you'd just knock off being an intentional douchebag. And you'd probably stay alive longer too. ((aka unbanned))

PS - Nice reference to my spleen cancer, asshole. It wasn't necessary. I just found out last week. I'm glad you read the thread I made about it, but it was pretty lame of you to bring it up. ((Spleen cancer sucks.))

[StarcommanderX]

but being an ass cracks me up. and actually the spleen thing was a wild guess. i have no idea who you are. and im not the type to apologize. im just an immature brat.

[ADaisyChain]

I don't really have spleen cancer. bam1

[WEED]

I hate star commander. I just do. I just met him, and am already reminded of the fatass cop in super troopers, farva, this guy probably sucks at life.

I mean c'mon, star commander, what kind of "don't wanna be known as a geek" name is that, it's like you have the spotlight directed to "yea guys, I CAN TALK IN CAPS ALL I WANT AND SAY NASTY SHIT TO TRY AND OFFEND PEOPLE"...no one remembered you, because no one ever cared about you.

[ADaisyChain]

I bet if he changed now, no one would think less of him for it....

-gets ready for a board wide embrace around the new and improved starcommanderx-

[Rarrr]

Doesnt hold breath

[beachguy in thongs]

Diseases. :eek: That's all you can talk about, diseases. :D

Fat disease, brain disease, friction disease, Heart Disease, pancreatic disease, vertically-challenged disease, diseases of addiction (namely, to humor (GHoSToKeR I love your threads and posts. They're fucking hilarious! Welcome back!! ), antennae disease, monkey-borne diseases, paranoia disease (Melton420 well i dont hate you but ive dont know you, and your self confedence must be really low ), disease through excrement (beachguy in thongs Quote: Originally Posted by StarcommanderX-10. My pastor told me it was just me. i am just a dislikable person. then i smashed his face with my bible. he shortly got up and leveled my ass. i havent been back to that church since. BEACHGUY: That's because pastor's are filled with horse-shit.
Sep-28-2005 01:37), hemorrhoids (amydan420 had to laugh about the whole tennis racket thing. Don't you end up with waffle marks on your ass! LOL ), and hometown-pride disease :( (Ganj don't even know you, brother. consider this a new start. i see you, too reign from houston, which in my book makes you okay with me. screwston represent! ).

[BUZz UK]

ill be standing in front of the computer, in the nude, jiggling my penis while spanking myself with an old tennis racket. and whooping loudly with pleasure every time i ejaculate.
nice

I couldn't be happier that you're back! Now get back to insulting people, spouting graphic sexual descriptions, and generally being a funny motherfucker!

[Ousted]

I don't hate you in the slightest. I don't think you're funny, I don't know if anyone actually thinks your funny. Alot of people will feel sorry for people like you. I'm included in that group. You're an attention whore, and the bad kind. The kind who uses negativity to grub for any bit of someone glancing in your direction you can afford to purchase with it. And that's okay, we need people like you to make a message board a message board. Cannabis.com wouldn't be the same without the starcommanderx's, without the Warlocks, without the turkish terrorists who posts pictures of themselves pooping or their abnormally huge cock. But you will be banned, and you will be replaced. And it doesn't matter, because your goal isn't to be remembered in the long run, but to be noticed in the moment.

In short, you are a valued member of the boards, however temporary your stay. I just hope that someday you'll be a little bit less socially inept. ;) And I trust that you will be. That doesn't mean I like you though. On the contrary, I think you're quite boring, and for the most part I tend to just flip past your posts without a second glance. Shit, to anyone, end of story.

I don't expect you to take my words to heart. You've got writing ability, you've got a brain, but what you clearly don't have is any recognition for it. And you're begging for it. Fucking begging. You're on hands and knees defecating down your left thigh asking for people to notice you. And we do. Against our wills. You don't leave us much of a choice with the type of negative posts you make.

In short: I hope you soon grow up. You're too smart to have such a pathetic sense of humor, and such a ridiculous need for attention.
I love your posts. If you ever wrote a book, I would buy a copy.

[Reefer Rogue]

nice

I couldn't be happier that you're back! Now get back to insulting people, spouting graphic sexual descriptions, and generally being a funny motherfucker!

Couldn't agree more.

[somebody someone]

i like him... its not the kind of insults that offend anyone for fuck sakes

[ADaisyChain]

Apparently you don't read all his insults. Most aren't the offensive kind, and I like those. I don't mind him ripping my spleen out. -shrugs- That's not offensive. I do mind him trashing a good thread and calling a beautiful woman who had the gall to show her picture online, ugly. There's a big difference.

And thanks Ousted, ego boosts feel wonderful.

[somebody someone]

man... my friend is hating on me right now for insults like "you dumb fuck" and "what a retard" it really sucks.

[Ousted]

And thanks Ousted, ego boosts feel wonderful.

Well, I dont just pass 'em out to anyone undeserving of 'em. ;)

Seriously though, you have a flair for writing and entertaining an audience, if you've never considered it, you should. Reading your posts is one of the highlights of my cannabis.com experience, and I feel its probably pretty safe to say Im not alone in that sentiment. :)

You blushing yet? LOL. :cool:

[ADaisyChain]

-laughs- If I knew what to say, I'd say it. Yeah, I blushed big time. Thanks, a ton. I'm not gonna let it goto my brain, but your compliment alone really makes me want to write. Like, a book. "You made my day in every way." to quote whoever said that first. ^.^

Sometimes, I'm all like "I Love Everyone."

This is one of those goofy times.

[StarcommanderX]

just think of me as a break from all the "how much do i need to smoke to get high?" and "whats your favorite strain" threads. because there are a lot of those, almost too many. actually there are too many.

[ADaisyChain]

On a side note: What IS your favorite strain? Mine is some stuff my dealer got me called bubblegum yum yum. Only got it once but it was dank as hell.

[StarcommanderX]

purple haze, white widow, and northen lights are pretty good. i smoke triple x regularly....hourly to be more specific, as well as plenty of codeine and other stuff.

[ADaisyChain]

-laughs- I've never even got to smoke weed with a strain name attached to it. V.V My dealer is some white boy who steals PSP's and says "nigga" alot. All he sells is "dro and baby dro" and baby dro is just really shitty mids that he refuses to call schwagg because he's the most hardcore wigger I've ever met. He's got three PSP's.

Starcommander, I apologize for trashing you. I wasn't all right. I made too many assumptions based solely on your malicious posts.

[StarcommanderX]

well trash me all you want. its my fuel. ok that sounded sort of gay. im just going to stop typing now.

[GHoSToKeR]

....Cannabis.com wouldn't be the same without the starcommanderx's, without the Warlocks, without the turkish terrorists who posts pictures of themselves pooping or their abnormally huge cock. But you will be banned, and you will be replaced. And it doesn't matter, because your goal isn't to be remembered in the long run, but to be noticed in the moment.....

Best. Post. Ever.

Enc, you rule man.

[ADaisyChain]

well trash me all you want.

I can't think of any good insults. What do you think of "queermuncher"?

[GHoSToKeR]

Well, I dont just pass 'em out to anyone undeserving of 'em. ;)

Seriously though, you have a flair for writing and entertaining an audience, if you've never considered it, you should. Reading your posts is one of the highlights of my cannabis.com experience, and I feel its probably pretty safe to say Im not alone in that sentiment. :)

I couldn't agree more. And you're definately not alone!

[ADaisyChain]

Today is the day of the Encatuse. I'm going to leave before my head explodes from ego boosts.

[Edgar]

I don't hate you in the slightest. I don't think you're funny, I don't know if anyone actually thinks your funny. Alot of people will feel sorry for people like you. I'm included in that group. You're an attention whore, and the bad kind. The kind who uses negativity to grub for any bit of someone glancing in your direction you can afford to purchase with it. And that's okay, we need people like you to make a message board a message board. Cannabis.com wouldn't be the same without the starcommanderx's, without the Warlocks, without the turkish terrorists who posts pictures of themselves pooping or their abnormally huge cock. But you will be banned, and you will be replaced. And it doesn't matter, because your goal isn't to be remembered in the long run, but to be noticed in the moment.

In short, you are a valued member of the boards, however temporary your stay. I just hope that someday you'll be a little bit less socially inept. ;) And I trust that you will be. That doesn't mean I like you though. On the contrary, I think you're quite boring, and for the most part I tend to just flip past your posts without a second glance. Shit, to anyone, end of story.

I don't expect you to take my words to heart. You've got writing ability, you've got a brain, but what you clearly don't have is any recognition for it. And you're begging for it. Fucking begging. You're on hands and knees defecating down your left thigh asking for people to notice you. And we do. Against our wills. You don't leave us much of a choice with the type of negative posts you make.

In short: I hope you soon grow up. You're too smart to have such a pathetic sense of humor, and such a ridiculous need for attention.


ooh, ooh, do me next!


Welcome back starcommander! High five. <- yeah, yeah, I stole it from toko.

[GHoSToKeR]

On a more related note, lol, I like the variety people like StarcommanderX brings. He's right, there are way too many of the same posts.. I don't even open %99 of them when they're like "how high r u lol" or "wots ur favrite strain" or have 'DXM' in the title. But when I see a thread started by StarcommanderX or, in the past, thewooman or Mcauley Culkin i'll open them and read them, because whether I like what they say or not I know the thread is gonna go off on a tandem and usually starts an interesting debate about some random shit. :)

[StarcommanderX]

thats right brother!! fight the good fight!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

STOKER, how do you get that guy in your avatar to shake his ears like that???

wtf?

[GHoSToKeR]

What guy? Fuck?

[OzzyOz]

I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

[beachguy in thongs]

"teens who use drugs are five times more likely to have drugs that have had sex with teens."

I must be seeing things, Stoker.

[WEED]

Who the fuck actually takes the time to write a literate post besides "adaisychain" (?) it's a fucking website forum.... wtf? It's not that nobody else can't be funny or clever, it's just that most people are stoned and don't give a fuck what they type.

[BUZz UK]

/\ lol, yeah

[Looker]

Starcommander X Rules

[highjinx]

ive just tried to send him an e mail with his aim icon but its not fucking working!

[Ousted]

Who the fuck actually takes the time to write a literate post besides "adaisychain" (?) it's a fucking website forum.... wtf? It's not that nobody else can't be funny or clever, it's just that most people are stoned and don't give a fuck what they type.

lol, okay dokay.

[ADaisyChain]

Wait, someone gave adaisychain a compliment and made him feel good for 15 minutes? What's that shit. Im just as clever as him if not moreso, I just don't take the time to express myself like he does. But I'm still just as witty!! Why doesn't anyone give me the attention I deserve? I'm so insecure. I call starcommanderx an attention whore because I myself am one and transference is the natural operating pattern of conciousness. Im going to pretend I'm always fucked up and that I don't care what I type and that's the sole reason I don't appear as clever as adaisychain. That should make everyone at cannabis.com notice me... maybe. God, I sure hope so. :(

fixed.

thanks for the inspiration tokosan, i hope you don't mind me using one of your tactics.

[Edgar]

damnit daisychain. Its my turn to be psychoanalyzed! I called it.

I did all the prep work, I've been attention seeking all day...

[ADaisyChain]

-laughs- me too. I love positive attention. Like what ousted gave me, and what you just gave me. -blows kisses at edgar- ((if I were to psychoanalyze myself, my blowing kisses tendency would be proof of my love of positive attention))

Edgar, you're one of my favorite members. I'll read abunch of your posts and psychoanalyze you tomorrow or saturday, depending on when I wake up.

[Edgar]

eep, your actually gonna do it? *gets all nervous and sweaty*

I hope you dont find out my 'dark secret'... *blows a kiss back at daisy*

[BUZz UK]

I hope you dont find out my 'dark secret'... *blows a kiss back at daisy*
to find Edgar's 'dark secret' go to www.assholecam.com

[Ousted]

fixed.

lol. Taking a genuine and sincere compliment that someone else recieved as an indirect insult about yourself or others is probably the most glaring sign of insecurity I have seen yet on these boards.

[GHoSToKeR]

I wanna be psychoanalized, too. :(

:p