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phoenix
09-28-2005, 01:19 AM
So in health class we're now on the chapter about drugs, and our teacher was going over the differences of crack and cocaine, and went on to say how to make crack. Not a direct quote, but what i remember. "Cocaine is the purer form, crack has other stuff that they put in it, and then bake it in an oven, which makes the rock things. This makes it easier to sell, rather than bags of coke".

I was just sitting in the corner laughin my ass off. :D

Then we were on to talkin about hallucinogens (which btw he can't even spell..lol, he's still a good guy). He asks "what's one dose of lsd?" i went on to shout out 50ug!...not that I'd know or anything.
He said"...I meant one drop.."

Heh, this chapter is gonna be hella easy. Thanks for all the technical info, drug nerds. ;)

dirty raider
09-28-2005, 01:38 AM
Good job we don't have health classes over here, we have something similar called P.S.E but its alot more truthfull and less Governement propaganda.

Ganj
09-28-2005, 02:26 AM
my health teacher was hot as hell, so i never really got the chance to actually listen to what she was saying, but i know she was a very fine looking lady and i would have pleasured her to the end of the world.

Phresher than it Got
09-28-2005, 02:55 AM
well i had an ugly ass govt. fueled facist health teacher, fortunatly, i had toked with over half the kids in the class, the rest i knew smoked, so we had a fun time in the drug chapter
it was the perfect class too, we seriously had started the drug chapter 2 days b4 420, the class was 1st hour, and we ALL toked pu on 420 and had a fun ass time talkin about drugs, best 45 minutes of my life

flamingskullballs
09-28-2005, 03:30 AM
yeah, health teachers are stupid...the art teacher i had in junior high was recently busted for smoking bud in-between classes, it was all over the news...of course back in 7th grade i never would have suspected it...so ironic, an ART teacher...

america is killing the arts man...its to keep us down, keep the slaves in their place...

hardon
09-28-2005, 03:49 AM
dude i *guarantee* my art teacher tokes up. i think for medicinal reasons though, but damn she still comes in the mornings high as a mother fucker! plus when you alk to her out of school you can tell shes a stoner. total hippie turned artist. she still waves by giving everyone the peace sign, and shes like 40-something

flamingskullballs
09-28-2005, 03:58 AM
yeah, art is a fun class man...it seems to me that you could go into art tripping on a LOT of acid, dxm, and blazed as fuck...and they really wouldnt care, in fact, if you go into art high your rreally a sort of teachers pet man

StarcommanderX
09-28-2005, 04:02 AM
i had an art teacher with ass cheeks the size of bowling balls. we used to throw peices of dry clay at them.

flamingskullballs
09-28-2005, 04:08 AM
art is excellent...

once i was stoned, drew a picture of stuff in the computer program of paint...called it "jumping over the river"...now i only truely know what it means when im stoned...