condoms

[lizka4200]

who uses a condom?
i thought this would be interesting to see the answers..cause everyone walks around swearing they are so safe!

[powair]

I only have one partner now and we have both been tested. We do not use condoms. Previously, I only occasionally used them. They gross me out and really turn me off.

[lizka4200]

i dont use them with my bf (both got tested)...and sometimes back when id have multiple partners i didnt use it...asshole im retarted..i shouldve..but i dont orgasm with it

[MullManiac]

Usualy i do, but if its with a gf and she's on the pill i wont.

[ADaisyChain]

I really dislike condoms. :( I don't use them but I use this little bullett shaped white thing that I shove in her coochie and has almost the same success rate.

[beachguy in thongs]

Condoms create anal warts later on in life. I can't remember the last time I used a condom, but I used to be able to open the wrapper and put them on with my left hand.

[SmokeyPotter]

Remember kids: don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

[Garden Knowm]

ALWAYS - especially with you MOM... or MUM if you live inthe UK...

[beachguy in thongs]

What I meant was I've been sleeping with a girl on birth-control pills for, almost, five years.

[Garden Knowm]

WHo's she been sleeping with?

[beachguy in thongs]

Me, her whole life.

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, not really her whole life.

[lizka4200]

yea girls are liars..they cheat...u just dont now sorry to break the bad news to you

[beachguy in thongs]

My girl isn't a liar, she's amazing, unbelievable, the most responsible, pissing-me-off girl you're gonna find, even coming from a religious area ruled by Jerry Farwell, and she isn't religious, hasn't been to church since I dragged her to my neice's Holy Confirmation. She never tasted the Blood of Christ.

[highjinx]

no rubber, no go! thats it! too much nasty shit goin around these days.

hey my party piece is when i snort a rubber up my nose then blow it up, out through my mouth! its kinda hard but it gets BIG laffs! :D :p :D

[lizka4200]

and you get all the girls like that too right?

[highjinx]

hey thanx for the sarcasm lizka. love you too! :p

[lizka4200]

no im being serious though

[highjinx]

well as you prob know, laughter is the key to a womans heart! (most of the time)
and yeah it works pretty good! :D
what do you think of my piece?

[lizka4200]

i think i would rail you after i saw something so sexy

[highjinx]

well thats not really the first reaction i get when i do it!
but hey, maybe ill show you one time! ;) :D

[lizka4200]

wait............. that wasnt you last night?

[highjinx]

yeah it was!
i was th one with the flying rabbits.

[lizka4200]

i knew it!..your a poser

[highjinx]

you got that from flying rabbits??? your good! :D

[lizka4200]

my mommy told me not to be scared of rabbits

[highjinx]

and your mommy is right!
my rabbits are the best.
they fly hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
they fly loooooooow
they leap tall midgets in a single bound! :p
rabbits rabbits rabbits rabbits! :D :D :confused: :D :D

[lizka4200]

you dont have to tell me i met them

[highjinx]

oh yeah! hehe
i gotta get me a rabbit!
on second thought, fuck it. the last rabbit i picked up the fucker bit me!
little bastard!

[lizka4200]

i told you ...u cant trust them
bunnies on the other hand.................

[highjinx]

oh yeah bunnies, cute little bunnies......
with their sharp as fuck teeth!
roadkill targets i say, 100 points a piece! :D

[lizka4200]

skunks are better targets.

[highjinx]

i always wanted to see a skunk, you dont get them here! :mad:
fuck it, the bunnies are on the hitlist! hehe :D

[lizka4200]

ive seen a lot of skunks...when i used to go to camp when wed sneak out they were always out...and ive hit a few on the way to my little house upstate

[highjinx]

hehe. i shall award you 500 points for the execution of each skunk! :D
got any pics of skunks, if you do e mail me them!
skunks hehe :D

[lizka4200]

no im sorry i never got a chance to stop and make it a kodak moment///haha

[highjinx]

ahh well. if you do manage to snap one then send it to me!
remember 500 points a piece!

[lizka4200]

i got one i got one i got one...
i want my reward

[highjinx]

well hello there lizka! enjoying work? hehe :p
just noticed you got me a pic, not been on here in a few days, i was out ma mind all weekend, it was gooooood!
can you send me the pic through my msn icon!
cheers luv! :D