i just fired a friend..

[death of sXe]

for selling out. she stopped smoking weed because she got with a really preppy dude.



her: You arent a real friend
her: You only loved me because I was a stoner
her: YOU SUCK
deadhivemind: BUT YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO RICH. PLUS THINK OF HOW NOT BORED YOULL BE! NOT BORED!!
her: Im gonna eat your eyeballs
her: YAY!
her: Not bored
her: Woohoo
deadhivemind: YES AND I CONTINUE TO ENTERTAIN OUR FRIENDSHIP ON THE PREMISE THAT YOU WILL RETURN TO YOUR ONCE STONER GLORY
her: Im gonna make lots of good coffee
her: Lmaooo
her: FUCK OFF
deadhivemind: WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID



now taking applications for a new stoner friend. please apply in person during normal bidness hours. :cool:

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Can i be you new stoner friend, i don't need an interview, i'm high right now, that more than qualifies me!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

She on crack, mate? haha

[death of sXe]

applicants will be required to: get high, order pizza. give me drugs.

previous experience in throwing tomatoes at non-stoners helpful. will train.

GREAT PAY AND BENIFETS AVAILABLE

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

MEEE!!!! haha, you not see my posts;) lol, i love to order pizza (once, i forgot my address, got worried and hung up haha) and am high, all the time, and i smoke 1 bowl to get fucked up so i have a lot to share lol!

I want to con you out of millions with insurance fraud, and if you don't pay me reasonably, i'll bust some caps y'know?! haha


Yeah, i would be ace:D

[phoenix]

Sweet, me too 3 sheets. Sometimes i almost forget my address sober. :-/

[death of sXe]

mOst EXCELLENT.

we sell only the finest, durable caps. very difficult to bust these caps, niggaz.

YOUR FIRST DUTY AS MY FRIEND 3 SHEETS IS HUMAN SHEILD

[Up In Smoke 420]

That conversation confussed me *inahles* can i be a stoner friend, I'm high right now *exhales*

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Ok, Operation get behind the darkies! haha (it's not racist, people who haven't seen the film, you lose!)

And ok *stands in front of death* <---- wow sounds cool haha

There we go, first duty fulfilled sir!


:D

[Up In Smoke 420]

Dont take him as a stoner friend he copied my cool * mark which says what im doing right now. :D

[death of sXe]

OUR WEED ARMY IS GROWING

SOON CLOUDS OF WEED WILL SUFFOCATE SMALL TOWNS..AS CHILDREN WOMEN AND NANCYBOYS RUN SCREAMING FROM THEIR COTTAGES IT IS UP TO YOU UP IN SMOKE TO PAWN THEIR SHIT FOR DRUGS

3 SHEETS HAS BEEN PROMOTED TO HARDCORE NIGGA g

[mellow mood]

lol this thread is fucked up

why did u fired your friend anyway?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Who gives a fuck! I'm a Hardcore Nigga G, yessss:D:D

[thcbongman]

Ouch.

I don't know dude, you gotta be cool with all kinds of people, regardless of how they feel about ganja. You gotta be better than them by respecting their views, when they might not necessarily respect yours.

[Funkamander]

^

FAG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[thcbongman]

Just be lucky you are behind the safety of a computer :D

[kuulbns]

seems to me a good way to run out of friends, ya have to be open to let people be who they are, not judge them just cause they don't smoke, same as someone dumping you because you do smoke eh?

[Jake0steve]

seems to me a good way to run out of friends, ya have to be open to let people be who they are, not judge them just cause they don't smoke, same as someone dumping you because you do smoke eh?

Si..

[dirty raider]

I'll get high, order pizza (for me), but am I bollocks giving you my drugs.

[nickx760]

it seems like she fired you....

[RaoulDuke45]

wow, i dont care which friends smoke or not, if the only thing in common with the person was weed then yeah "firing" your "friend" was kind of right, but i like to have more than 1 thing in common with friends, and if they smoke is not at the top of the list of what i want in a friend, if they do its just a bonus

[death of sXe]

im picky. or you could say "elitist"
you are who you eat. you can manipulate who manipulates you by being selective.

i will accept your drugs now.

[StarcommanderX]

for selling out. she stopped smoking weed because she got with a really preppy dude.



her: You arent a real friend
her: You only loved me because I was a stoner
her: YOU SUCK
deadhivemind: BUT YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO RICH. PLUS THINK OF HOW NOT BORED YOULL BE! NOT BORED!!
her: Im gonna eat your eyeballs
her: YAY!
her: Not bored
her: Woohoo
deadhivemind: YES AND I CONTINUE TO ENTERTAIN OUR FRIENDSHIP ON THE PREMISE THAT YOU WILL RETURN TO YOUR ONCE STONER GLORY
her: Im gonna make lots of good coffee
her: Lmaooo
her: FUCK OFF
deadhivemind: WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID



now taking applications for a new stoner friend. please apply in person during normal bidness hours. :cool:



thats the gayest shit i have ever read. besides "wethering heights".

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Death.....your europhic(sp)?

[death of sXe]

thats the gayest shit i have ever read. besides "wethering heights".

YOURE FIRED TOO.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

YOURE FIRED TOO.
haha, yes ignore me.....:D

[StarcommanderX]

ok donald.

[death of sXe]

ok donald.

security!

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

security!
baha i win again.

[ickystkyme]

you guys......lol

i suck as a friend but i am a wicked stoner..w00t.........lol

(hi pengies)

ick..
:p

[beachguy in thongs]

applicants will be required to: get high, order pizza. give me drugs.

previous experience in throwing tomatoes at non-stoners helpful. will train.

employers will be required to: meet while they're up there, stop making me order the pizza, and I've cut lawns for herb, before, so I'm sure I'll do anything for a session.

I do have experience at throwing snowballs on a 55-MPH road (that's now 45) and eggs at pre-stoners. will learn.

[GHoSToKeR]

We're already friends.

**big gay hug**

Awwwwww...

[GHoSToKeR]

^

FAG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Best post ever. +£millions

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

you guys......lol

i suck as a friend but i am a wicked stoner..w00t.........lol

(hi pengies)

ick..
:p
Hey ick, how ya been??

[ickystkyme]

ick is good and adjusting to her new life in canada..so good to see you (hi to sasha...)

:D

[amydan420]

I think he/she stole that from err Donald trump?

[GHoSToKeR]

So did anyone else notice how that conversation made no sense?

[Reefer Rogue]

Donald trump stole that from Vince Mcmahon. Ha i loved the bit about being an eliteist, boy howdy did i chortle till the cows came home. I'm so high lol, i'll be ur friend and i'd definately share a bowl/joint/enlightenment adhancer with u anyday.

[death of sXe]

We're already friends.

**big gay hug**

Awwwwww...


a regular hug would of been just fine ya know..


i will have to think of some assignments for stonedpenguin, ghosttoker, ickystickY and reefer rouge.

perhaps this bottle of tussin holds within its liquidy insides the answers i seek.
i will return, bubbled up and ready to spout off insane orders STAT

[GHoSToKeR]

What's tussin?

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

What's tussin?
DXM, one more sign thats its europhic

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

DXM, one more sign thats its europhic
just keep ignoring me.......yup i knew it with erceg and i know it with you, the all-mighty knower of....altertantive names.....lol



from sasha:

NATHAN stop ignoring cameron! :)

[death of sXe]

What's tussin?

Tell'm bout the tussin, we're hayden ho hustlin'
interupting discussions about reagonomic reprocussions.
Fuck'm, we're fuckin chug luggin.
soon my stomach I'm huggin I'm trippin or something
my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon.
frankly, the feeling's fuckin fantastic
I'm tripping like jesus in the desert when he fasted,
Like it's the night before we all get drafted,
Like we're rowing through some rapids with Kevin Bacon, white water rafting

Like you're on epcot center on acid?


Exactly.