if you wake up to find god naked at your bed...

[robert42]

and he says to you:

you can change 1 thing in your life.... what would YOU change???

[tokosan]

God, I wish I had all your powers.

:D

[tokosan]

O wait, I already am a god.

nm

[Ganja Cat]

Id change god having his clothes off

[endo..jay]

Id change god having his clothes off

lmao

i would have him change the laws on the plants he created

[WEED]

I wouldn't talk. I'd think I was stoned.

[Funkamander]

I'd be all, "Hey, could you spot me an 1/8? Wait, you're god. Could you spot me 6 tons? All divided into pounds of completely different strands? And some Taco Bell dollars? Ooh! And a PeeWee Herman bike!"

[zarathustra]

I'd ask him to take me to heaven.

I suppose that would change my life from being tested to the aftereffect fo aceing a test.

Then again, I'm Buddhist, so I guess I could just go for being ultimately enlightened.

Y'know, speed the process up a couple weeks.

Plus, it'd be kinda cool to be able to be capable of walking through solid material, flying cross-leeged, spew fire, have monkies bring you drinks, and self-replicate.

You know, for parties.

[GHoSToKeR]

I'd ask him to make it so that I didn't just wake up with a naked guy in my bed.

[amaefm]

First, Jesus probably isn't going to want to give you a few pounds of weed, getting high isn't really God's thing, and while he will forgive you, he's not going to want to encourage that sort of behavior I wouldnt think.

Does it have to be in my life? Because at first I was thinking selfishly as humans are bound to do, and I figured my best bet would being infinitely rich because when you're rich enough you can get away with anything, IE, you're better of wishing for tons of money than for legalization because if you get caught and you're a billionaire you might get house arrest for 3 weeks, gg.

If I could wish for anything the most altruistic decision would be for everyone to be saved by Christ so that they could live forever, but within my own life alone I think I would wish for a source of infinite wealth, or just quite a bit, because with money, comes the actual ability to make a difference in the world, donations, charity, lobbying, funding protests or rallys for whatever my personal causes may be, funding missions, or churches, and getting out the word of God, and yes I would still be selfish and buy myself some nice things.

[nickx760]

id be like "i dont want to be on probation anymore" better yet id tell him to change our retarded ass government....wait even better id have him kill george bush

[Psycho4Bud]

Please God, turn me into the top billing male Porn Star!! :D

[mellow mood]

id ask him to smoke a fatty

[Anonymous]

id ask him whats the meaning of life why am i here what is my purpose

[mellow mood]

yea, that too but after the J

lol

[Anonymous]

well duh

me and god would have a nice session like in how high where they have to use lighters to see its so smokey

[ermitonto]

Geez, I'd have to ask him to change a lot of things. He's fucked up a lot of stuff on this planet, if he exists. If I had to ask for one thing, I'd ask to switch places with him so I could change it all myself.

[Ganj]

Id change god having his clothes off

that's exactly what i thought when i read the first post. righteous!
i'm with ganja cat.
zarathustra has a good answer, too. i'd probably go to heaven by mistake, *wakes up and sees god*
me: am i dead?
god: no. i have a question for you. if you could change anything in your life, what would it be.
me: this is some kind of test, uh? stop beating around the bush, let's go to heaven already!

[Az.]

i cant actually think of anything i would want to change...except for maybe my parents to be a bit more leniant with my habits....but i suppose that could be for the best......hmmmmm.....possibly to erase all debt in the world....or for money to have never become what it now is.