last time you got laid

[Tilde]

simple no nonsense question lol

[Proof]

hmm last time was bout 2 weeks ago :(

[maryjanemama]

:) 2 hours ago!:D

[rnf232s]

about a month and a half ago :( :mad:

[sawleaf]

Yesterday

[Lola]

9wks. now

[KronicKing]

alm,ost 2 weeks now :(

[Lulu]

2.30pm :)

[gs8778]

umm, a few hours ago. around 4 or so:D

[Yumans]

Fuck you all :-(, bout 2 or 3 months ago...

[thegreengiant]

Im getting laid right now!

[sawleaf]

Fuck you all :-(, bout 2 or 3 months ago...

Great attitude! No wonder you aren't getting laid. :rolleyes:

[HvyFuel]

My memory's good, unfortunately, it's not that good. :(

peace ;)

[Valrasha]

Heh, 2 years ago. Some people have the ability to draw people to them, and then you have me, don't go looken for trouble, just let it find me.

[butterfly1776]

whats today? thursday?? * thinks* ummm tuesday at like 5 am so i guess that would really be yesterday at 5 am. lol . and hopefully tonight * crosses fingers and giggles*

[Tilde]

whats today? thursday?? * thinks* ummm tuesday at like 5 am so i guess that would really be yesterday at 5 am. lol . and hopefully tonight * crosses fingers and giggles*

Not everyone has the opportunity to work at a porn shop, so by those standards, one whole days isn't impressive lol :D

[butterfly1776]

lol yeah those toys can be fun!! and when you are around porno all day its hard not to come home all worked up and jump my boyfriend. lol

[Tilde]

Hehe, nice..so working at a porn shop doesn't give you a bad association or desensitize you to sex? I remember working at a blueberry farm--raking berries all day; after two weeks of brutal labour, I quit and couldn't eat blueberries for a week because I associated it too much with working lol...I guess that's not the same thing (other than the "raking berries" part hehe)

[NowhereMan]

lol yeah those toys can be fun!! and when you are around porno all day its hard not to come home all worked up and jump my boyfriend. lol


just had to say

hey
be cafefull

'never trust anything that needs a battery'
is fact of life it wont work at some piont.
assume that apply;s to..."toys"
peace

[butterfly1776]

LOL yes you assumed correctly , but i always have my boyfriends " equipment" that i can use if my batteries die! lol . besides they have ones that you can plug into the wall as well!!! woop woop! LOL

[maryjanemama]

LOL yes you assumed correctly , but i always have my boyfriends " equipment" that i can use if my batteries die! lol . besides they have ones that you can plug into the wall as well!!! woop woop! LOL
Can you imagine if someone ever got electricuted or shocked or something?

Dr. "MaryJane, what happened here?"

me "Well, I was using my electric vibrator and...." Ha,hahaahahahahahhahaha.

[bonbonhia]

Wed. the 23rd at 9pm, 10:30pm, 11:45pm, and 1am. I slept most of Thurs. the 24th. It's good to be on vacation.

[notabraintrust]

bout a month ago

[LeLe420]

last night and it was damn good too!

[Lola]

last night and it was damn good too!


Right on LeLe;)

Shiet i need to get laiiiiiiiiiiiiiid:p

[lethal purple poison]

[I] 2 weeks ago, and i almost got laid on the week end, but she got sick from drinking and passed out and i havent seen her since

[Ammie]

omg to fuckin long ago to remember unless does masterbation count lol if so then that would be this mornin :P

[Valrasha]

Hmm, scary, everyone getting laid and I'm left out, lol. Maybe fate, life, destiny what have you will shine a light upon my world, till then hello rosie, hows your sisters doing, lol.

[dog420]

last nyt ......man did i eat her all up....all holes a goal :P

peace

[HobbsifeR]

bout 2 minutes ago

[shroomie]

it's 344am, sooo...i think it was about noon yesterday, and then again at like 530

[kingkaya]

then get laid,whutchu waiting for, last week was a good week ,five chicks showed me sum luv,last time was saturday, though,hope i get more puntang this week.attempting to break my personal record of two shicks in one day, wish me luck!
Shiet i need to get laiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

[AbbaZabba]

last july

[Kronik Bagz]

if gettin my dick spit shined an eatin beaver counts then las night. but if actual penis in vagina, id have to say about a week. only cause i love beaver of course. lol

[greeneyez]

last monday

[Ammie]

still waitin and omfg does it ever suck ass :(

[PiercedPipehittin]

2 days ago and it was a marathon wa hahahaha

[Drink the Bong Water]

ive never been laid..any idears on how to get laid or any REALLY REALLY good pick up lines? :cool: you can obviously tell im a player

[wardrobe grower 78]

your not much of a player if u aint ever been laid lol,i rode the missus last saturday and was very drunk so i lasted for 5 minutes instead of 2 minutes lol,hey atleast im honest

[ermitonto]

Never. :(

[BOgart.bitch]

umm hmm.. thats hard ;x i think a little after march?!! its been a while.

[GHoSToKeR]

march!?! i guess i should call you Sister b0gart.bitch then, right? lol

as for me, it was only a coupla weeks ago but it was baaaaaaaad... it was with my friends girlfriend :( ... fuck knows why i did it but i did and im a twat for doing it. he still isnt talkin to me lol :(

[Talfrn]

July...won't again until March when my hubby returns from Iraq :mad: :(

[BOgart.bitch]

sister bogart?!???!!! hahahaha ;/ i suck. just call me "loser who gets no pootang" lol

[GHoSToKeR]

sister bogart?!???!!! hahahaha ;/ i suck. just call me "loser who gets no pootang" lol
so you only go for chicks then? damn that sucks.. i was gonna give u my number.. ah well










by the way, its 1-900-throbbingstickofmanlove haha

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

july 31 err wait august 1st...it was after i dumped her and she still fucked me wow... chicks today lol

[cbudmant]

i havent gotten any since may. the women got preg with my first 1, no where not married been together since we where 16. she said sex is bad when ur preg i told her no and she went to the doc and her doc told her not to. so now i have to wait till feb 1, well thats the do date and i find out tommorow what where having. i hope its a boy

[sawleaf]

Yesterday yay! Should hold me over for a few more hours, but then I'll need my regular dose again. hahaha :)

[Talfrn]

SawLeaf...... You Bragging A-Hole :D You better come over here and give me some!!! :rolleyes:


I mean come on I have to wait all the way until March!!! :eek:




Help a lady out :p

[sawleaf]

SawLeaf...... You Bragging A-Hole :D You better come over here and give me some!!! :rolleyes:


I mean come on I have to wait all the way until March!!! :eek:




Help a lady out :p

Damn the one time I brag I get singled out for free sex!!! :D

[clevemire]

Damn the one time I brag I get singled out for free sex!!! :DI certainly hope that's not a complaint!:cool:



2 nights ago for me.:D

[sawleaf]

Hahaha, definately not Clev.

[BOgart.bitch]

so you only go for chicks then? damn that sucks.. i was gonna give u my number.. ah well










by the way, its 1-900-throbbingstickofmanlove haha

hah na im not ive just only ever had sex with women.

i'll give the throbbing stick of man love a call tonight ;p lmao

[apsinthion]

Damn the one time I brag I get singled out for free sex!!! :D

You should count yourself lucky lol.

18 day's 5 hour's and 30 second's agoooooooooooooooooooooo

NOW

[GHoSToKeR]

i'll give the throbbing stick of man love a call tonight ;p lmao
haha coooool, you might wana call between 9pm and 11pm, or youll end up speaking to my colleague, Susan





and trust me, you dont wanna speak to him

[slinger]

way,way too long!bout four months before i stepped on the mine,1-18-02 kibul afganastan,

[litespeed]

Sorry to hear that, :( that sucks both ways some one call the Bush girls over to give you some head they should help there country man!! :D :rolleyes:

[never 2 much]

dude thats the worsr question... :o



its been like 6 months :mad: :( :o :mad:


im so disapointed.
i need some bad.....its getting bad!
and to top it all off ive been out of weed, but lastnight, somebody got me fucking stoned....OMFG, i was soooo horny, i think i was loosing my mind! :(

[choasforages]

about a year ago, and then i lost my license, so without a car, its kinda hard for me to get laid out in the boondocks of the state i live in, mabye i could change the problem drug from herion to methcathinone, and be the county pimp......

[CanaBliss]

3 months ago.

[youngster420]

2 weeks ago

[Encatuse]

Saturday.. in my car. Sadly my girlfriend and I were stoned as hell, and parked in a really romantic place. And we had sex. And it was great, like it always is. But we didnt use a condom. :( Now Im scared. But, being scared doesn't change anything so Im just chillin.

[00Ampersand]

almost a year...no one's good enough
~007~

[Looker]

SHIT YOU GUYS NEED MORE SEX!!

[Dreadmantic]

A few weeks ago...waiting for Euph to arrive

[Euphoric]

A few weeks ago...waiting for Euph to arrive

hehe we should post our pics on here afterwards :D not those kind of pics!!! anyway its been awhile for me i suppose but its all good ;)

[bitchiwillslice]

a long long time ago it seems

[Copperhome]

years ago
yeah im not lucky with the ladies...
but hopefully soon ;)

[Byker]

way,way too long!bout four months before i stepped on the mine,1-18-02 kibul afganastan,


Shit, dude! God, I hate to hear about guys like you paying that kind of price. I don't envy you,
but can I say, I admire you and feel indebted to what you've done?

Plus, I agree with the poster who said that the Bush daughters ought to hook you up!
Seriously, whatever ass or grass you want ought to be considered part of Veterans Benefits!

Now, if John Kerry had won, he'd have made Teddy K the Secretary of Defense. That wouldn't
get you laid, but you'd have all the Scotch whiskey you want, and two "Get Out Of Jail!"
passes for DUI arrests ...

[Belleza]

last week :)

[dog420]

Last night from the hrs of 1230 to 2am...was amazing yet again,,,when will our sex get old and boring??????mwhahhaha

Peace

[Hektik]

last night from 1230 to like 1. i was tired :(

[whaddaphuck]

err....must have been october! fukkinell...didnt think it was that long ago!

[jakenthegentiles]

a week ago and i was high and it was great

[Looker]

YES YOU PEEPS NEED TO GET LAID MORE

[greenguy]

Does it have to be w/ another person to count?

[sawleaf]

Not too long ago. :)

[jacquelyne]

Almost last night but i was playin hard to get lol

[HughESan]

I got layed yesterday, but my chick is being stupid today so I might not get it for awhile, and thats why I bought a flsehlight ^-^ hehehehehehe...

[greenguy]

I got laid almost everyday this week.....I almost got laid on Monday, I almost got laid on Tuesday,I almost got laid tonight.....;)

[greenguy]

My girl and I do it doggystyle.......I beg and she rolls over and plays dead