My magical kitty.

[beachguy in thongs]

She comes to kitty but her real name is Janie NeilPearta.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Cute cat (i think) although i can't even see her lol

[tokosan]

I saw that and thought to myself "that might look cool as an animated gif"

amirite? or amiwrong?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lol, wow cool Tokosan

[tokosan]

hey, take a bunch of pictures in rapid succession of your cat in good lighting.

[beachguy in thongs]

LOL, TK

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I saw that and thought to myself "that might look cool as an animated gif"

amirite? or amiwrong?


you'rerite;)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Pretty Kitty!

[tokosan]

omg that looked awful.

well, i made one frame transparent.... the gif looked like a cat rapidly morphing and those black shadows fucked it up. o well

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Doesn't look transparent to me toko lol

[tokosan]

Doesn't look transparent to me toko lol
that means that I have removed the background, making it so it appears to be an irregular shape -- notice how everyone's av is square.... well, here is one that is round.... that is what I mean by that.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Ohhh cool:D

[beachguy in thongs]

i pic didn't upload

[beachguy in thongs]

she's coming...

[beachguy in thongs]

kitty...

[beachguy in thongs]

...

[beachguy in thongs]

Kitty leaves the building...

[beachguy in thongs]

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=32654

[tokosan]

lol ur cat is awesome.

[Az.]

LMFAO that middle one is awsome!!
Cute cat dude :)

[dmb8]

I am taking a road trip cross country and unfortuantly my cat w/ be with me since there is no other way to get her back to the east coast w/o spending alot of money. I will be smoking from time to time.
This is prob a stupid question but i'll still ask it...do cats actaully feel hight off of the smoke (even contact highs) and how much harm would it do on them? Thanks

[Ousted]

I saw that and thought to myself "that might look cool as an animated gif"

amirite? or amiwrong?

LMFAO! Thats great. :D

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Awww, cute cats, Tokosan, the quickness of you making those animated will go down in history, they are cool and innovative as well!

[tokosan]

Awww, cute cats, Tokosan, the quickness of you making those animated will go down in history, they are cool and innovative as well!
ty ty

[cherrytoker]

That is so cute, seeing all the kitties and everyone so happy to see them made me so lovely and happy....my day has been made

[beachguy in thongs]

Thanks for the comments, if she hears her bell, she'll be here, just give her a couple minutes.

Keep working on those SHITS!!! It's been a long time since I laughed that hard. And as you probably figure out by know, I'm not getting along with my g/f and haven't been since we met, but, especially, after that "little date" right up there above "Stietch Taber". I even met a local interested in some things I find very important. Great site, sell it, fuck it, who gives a damn? Did I mention he was a college professor? Sort of?

[tokosan]

Keep working on those SHITS!!! It's been a long time since I laughed that hard. And as you probably figure out by know, I'm not getting along with my g/f and haven't been since we met, but, especially, after that "little date" right up there above "Stietch Taber". I even met a local interested in some things I find very important. Great site, sell it, fuck it, who gives a damn? Did I mention he was a college professor? Sort of?

i am so confused

:confused: :confused: :confused:

EDIT: not anymore. i got high and it makes we wacky

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

That makes two of us :confused: :)

[tokosan]

apparently on Aug. 12, 2005, my join date, something bad happened, m'kay?

I would still like to know about this "local" and this "site" you speak of. College professor? what sort of tomfoolery is this?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Haha, tomfoolery;)

[beachguy in thongs]

I was thanking everyone for helping me get away from trying to accomplish an entire sentence.

[tokosan]

I was thanking everyone for helping me get away from trying to accomplish an entire sentence.
wha....?

[beachguy in thongs]

shit, I dont...

[tokosan]

who is this "local", and wtf is this "site"??

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, locally, my site is fine, but to an extremity, it feels more out-of-townish.

[tokosan]

Beard of Zues!

[Toker4LifeVT]

Cute little cat :D

[beachguy in thongs]

OK. All the shit I'm giving you, about my girlfriend, can be justified by her reaction to me telling her that kitty was on this thread.

Don't jump to conclusions, she laughed. But, the bitch only saw the bottom one because SHE HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR. I can't explain it, but as soon as she got home, I was laughing (thanks to you) and told her she HAD to see this. Finally, I got her to check it out, but I didn't even get enough time to show her any. I'm telling you, she has no sense of humor and doesn't care to obtain one and I know this because I've been trying to give her one for years, but I'm so fucked up in the head that anyone who jumps to conclusions will think that I'm angry with them rather than a millimeter away from jumping into the cannister of 'Death from laughing'.

I'm so confused.

[somebody someone]

lol ur cat is awesome.

DUDE those are so kool can i have as my avatar beach guy n tokosan??

[beachguy in thongs]

You can use whatever you want of mine, I never obtained legal rights to kitty.

[somebody someone]

thanks man!

[beachguy in thongs]

HAH HAHHHH!!!! nO pROBLEM. i LOOK FORWARD TO SEEing your posts.

You can see her stick out her tongue if you look close.

[GHoSToKeR]

tokosan you don't have to go to the trouble of making your gifs transparent. If it's easier just save the background colour (the colour behind the avatars where it says your user name) as a preset colour and use it as the background. Baddbing baddaboom.

Awesome avatar, somebody someone. :)

[beachguy in thongs]

Ok, I took those shots like you asked me, kind of successively. I just want to point out how amazing cats are.

If you notice on Post #16, she's looking at the window in the first picture. The next picture was taken .0025 seconds later.

[tokosan]

Ok, I took those shots like you asked me, kind of successively. I just want to point out how amazing cats are.

thanks, that one made a perfect gif.

If you notice on Post #16, she's looking at the window in the first picture. The next picture was taken .0025 seconds later.

yeah, cats are natural-born killers, lightning-quick reflexes, and deadly stealth.

Dogs still pwn cats tho :)

[somebody someone]

what in bed?

[tokosan]

yes, dogs mate with cats, producing a hybrid animal that is grotesque to say the least.

also, your avatar makes me peepants.

[beachguy in thongs]

Ha! That's so funny. I had a cat from the age of 5, until I was 22, who was cornered by two seperate dogs and I witnessed both. She scratched the beagle (who bit me in the ass when I was younger) in the face, then ran off.
Second time, it was my friend's dog and we were both outside when we noticed that his GERMAN SHEPHERD had my cat (aptly named 'Troubles' because when she was born she beat up all the other cats in the litter) cornered against my pool (which was rectangle with thousands of corners from the railing). "Troubles" attacked it and then ran into the garage through a crack in the back door. So I went inside, quickly, then came back out and my friend was holding his hand in front of him, while he was standing next to his dog (named 'Liebshen', German for his breed, maybe). The first thing he said was, "Chris, my dog's bleeding."

[GHoSToKeR]

"I'm not getting along with my g/f and haven't been since we met"

Ah! A romance destined for success! :p

[beachguy in thongs]

"I'm not getting along with my g/f and haven't been since we met"

Ah! A romance destined for success! :p

They say "opposites attract" and that's what I was hoping, but I guess when you're both addicted to sex, you're not that opposite.

[beachguy in thongs]

Janie Neilpeart:

[beachguy in thongs]

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[beachguy in thongs]

291-295

[beachguy in thongs]

<:>

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Aww lol cool pics:D:D

[beachguy in thongs]

301-305

[highjinx]

lol ur cat is awesome.

that is fucking awesome! hahahahahahahaha
looks like its out its nut on speed!

[highjinx]

i meant the pics on the first page!

[beachguy in thongs]

306-310

[beachguy in thongs]

311-315 (not 311-315th picture of my cat)

[beachguy in thongs]

316-320

[beachguy in thongs]

321-325

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

What's with the numbers, if they don't mean anything? Wouldn't starting at 1 be better? lol;)

[beachguy in thongs]

326-330

[beachguy in thongs]

331-335

[highjinx]

whats goin on with all the cat pics???

[beachguy in thongs]

336-340

[beachguy in thongs]

339-342

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

What's with the numbers, if they don't mean anything? Wouldn't starting at 1 be better? lol;)


I guess not :rolleyes:

[Barberp2]

Sweet, looks exactly like my old cat, Kitty (That was her name, don't smoke weed kids).

Btw, Cats totally pwn dogs. Mine's been fighting german shepherd's and raccoons for 10 years, then he comes in an chills out like it's nothin. He even brought me a live bird as a present when I was stoned. Mmmmm a cat with a cure for the munchies.

Peter

[beachguy in thongs]

Janie Neilpeart:

I'm sorry, the correct spelling is Janie Neilpearta (thank God she noticed).

[Az.]

lol.....cool pics of your cat dude :)

[ADaisyChain]

lol ur cat is awesome.

u r avatar god

[beachguy in thongs]

The number is all of the pictures I've taken (along with my g/f) with the webcam.

[beachguy in thongs]

36fuckifIcare-36fuckifIcared

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Oooh cool, beachguy;)

[beachguy in thongs]

I have more from those same photo sessions. She's also an accountant and librarian.

[WEED]

beachguy, no one gives a fuck about your fat cat.

[somebody someone]

WEED, no-one gives a fuck about your post.

[tokosan]

beachguy, no one gives a fuck about your fat cat.
judging by the amount of repies and view, I'd say alot of people care about his fat cat.

I, personally, am a great admirer of his fat cat.

[beachguy in thongs]

beachguy, none fuck you fat .
:D :D :confused:

[tokosan]

another pointless gat gif in av form.

[beachguy in thongs]

Awesome, Tokosan. Bring over your bowl, I'll pack you a hit of my wonder-weed.

[beachguy in thongs]

She's ashamed.

[tokosan]

she doesnt look ashamed, she looks evil.

nothing humans can do will supress the killer instinct of felines.

This is why i like dogs better.

props to cats for being funny tho.

[beachguy in thongs]

She's ashamed...

[tokosan]

she still is evil.

cats are almost as evil as spiders.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

But cats are like 1,000,000 times cooler than spiders.. They can be evil, but only once in a blue moon

[beachguy in thongs]

Soon after she puffs...

[beachguy in thongs]

The intelligence of cats:

She wants to jump...but she thinks again.

[beachguy in thongs]

She's gonna go for it.......................................but, then again...

[highjinx]

hey beachguy, got any pics of your cat? :D

[beachguy in thongs]

Running circles around the "robotic" kitty...

[beachguy in thongs]

She looks very pissed, especially in the first photo.

[highjinx]

hey get her to hiss and take a pic!
hissing cats are cool! :D

[beachguy in thongs]

I think you may have something there, with that 'evil' thing. :eek:

[highjinx]

is that a hiss or a yawn?

[beachguy in thongs]

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[highjinx]

haha, your cat looks fucking wrecked in those last pics!

[beachguy in thongs]

She does 10 sets of these, three times a day, to keep in shape.

[beachguy in thongs]

She checks the runners...............then starts her windup...

[beachguy in thongs]

She checks to see if anyone's coming and then takes it like a cat...

[beachguy in thongs]

Those were yawns, I don't have any of her swinging at me, yet.

[beachguy in thongs]

hey beachguy, got any pics of your cat? :D

You're in luck!!! Found these in my shoe!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

A "How to Guide For Kitties"

[beachguy in thongs]

hmmm...feels so nice!

[beachguy in thongs]

ummm

[beachguy in thongs]

Soon after she puffs...

Oh, in this one, it was a meow.

[highjinx]

make a face like a dog and she might hiss?

[beachguy in thongs]

I don't have any of her swinging at me, yet.

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[highjinx]

give her a playfull poke with a sharp stick?

[beachguy in thongs]

Oh my goodness, somebody help me, she's on top of me,
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Ouch, look what she did to my back.

[beachguy in thongs]

I woke her up for the last photo session, I think I'm gonna let her sleep, this time around.

[highjinx]

just wake her up, she might hiss!

[beachguy in thongs]

Took it for the team...

[highjinx]

is that a bite or a scratch?

[beachguy in thongs]

This would've been hisses had she not been asleep.

[beachguy in thongs]

She grabbed on with her teeth several times and I believe the the large cut is from one of her swipes. But there's also another wound, the size of her fang-tip, one-third of an inch from the scratch. And sniffy.

[beachguy in thongs]

She got me good. :(

[beachguy in thongs]

36fuckifIcare-36fuckifIcared

My g/f came home, this is where she left and called her mom because, "She don't really care right now." Fuck her, for the support.

[Melton420]

i hate cats

[tokosan]

is that u in the pic beachguy?

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, I was the only one here.

[beachguy in thongs]

What? You wanted to see kitty in action?

[amydan420]

very strange.

[beachguy in thongs]

Kitty in the Amazon.

[WEED]

actually, a majority of the posts in this thread are from you, beachguy, and your silly cat pictures that I find rather monotonous and uninteresting. Go to a fucking vetenarian forum if you find you are compelled to post over 150 pictures of your lazy cat.

[beachguy in thongs]

Get your shit back in your mother's pussy.

People asked me on other threads so I posted them here. I did what the people wanted, not what the "dick-less wonder" wanted to see.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yeh, he's doing no harm, and has a cute cat, leave it be!

[Frequency]

I agree with WEED. Beachguy can't even insult correctly.

[beachguy in thongs]

Beachguy can't even insult correctly.

You, fucknuts, can't even comprehend a fly's migration pattern.

The Frequency of Weed is non-existent and shall remain so for eternity.

[GHoSToKeR]

beachguy pwnz

[robert42]

beachguy pwnz

does that mean i dont?

[beachguy in thongs]

WE ALL CAN!!! As long as kitty lives.

[ADaisyChain]

frequency = weed
weed = jealous of everything cool
ghosttoker = most charismatic and self-assured individual I've ever known. insanely confident and rightfully so
beachguy = extremely complex, certainly intelligent, intentionally cryptic
tokosan = beachguys cat
somebody someone = korn fan
edgar = artificial intelligence programmed to learn and react by the mods
adaisychain = encatuse
encatuse = just psychoanalyzed the fucking world

[beachguy in thongs]

frequency = weed
weed = jealous of everything cool
ghosttoker = most charismatic and self-assured individual I've ever known. insanely confident and rightfully so
beachguy = extremely complex, certainly intelligent, intentionally cryptic
tokosan = beachguys cat
somebody someone = korn fan
edgar = artificial intelligence programmed to learn and react by the mods
adaisychain = encatuse
encatuse = just psychoanalyzed the fucking world

The World in a Nutshell.

[GHoSToKeR]

Wow.. Uhh.. thanks man. I dunno what to say to that.. lol... It's not often someone has the balls to compliment peopl like that, even if the compliment is a little misguided! hehe

But seriously, i'm just a scared little child inside! :D

ADaisyChain = pwnage :p :)

[tokosan]

frequency = weed
weed = jealous of everything cool
ghosttoker = most charismatic and self-assured individual I've ever known. insanely confident and rightfully so
beachguy = extremely complex, certainly intelligent, intentionally cryptic
tokosan = beachguys cat
somebody someone = korn fan
edgar = artificial intelligence programmed to learn and react by the mods
adaisychain = encatuse
encatuse = just psychoanalyzed the fucking world
???

[beachguy in thongs]

I think he's saying my cat has longer posts than you, Tokosan.

[tokosan]

i dont get it

[beachguy in thongs]

Ask him. :confused: ... :cool: I'm blind.

[ADaisyChain]

i think that in reality, there's a strong possibility tokosan is actually beachguys cat, that was the only thing on there that I wasn't 100% sure of though. if you aren't beachguy's cat IRL, then you're probably tyrael, the fallen angel.

[WEED]

Jealous of everything cool? Daisy you were very correct until you mentioned this, b/c that is not even remotely true, I just love fucking with people at this site, it's great.

[Maui Wowie]

2 of my new kittens just died... I'm not making a thread about it.

[beachguy in thongs]

I wouldn't either. Kitty's last kitten before I brought her home was hit by a car. She was homeless and pregnant, at one time.

[GHoSToKeR]

That's because you a loser, WEED.

Think about it. One person posts on a site to learn, laugh, socialise to some extent, chat. Another person posts on the same site simply to ridicule the first person for posting on the site.

Who's the dickhead in this situation?

[tokosan]

hey ghost ur sig links to nothing.

***the more you know!

[beachguy in thongs]

I attempted to take a picture of kitty "in attack mode", but I forgot that the picture doesn't snap until I release the mouse button, so it mattered .125 seconds, but this is her doing a maneuver at the end of her run.

This is my headless, three-legged kitty:

[Melton420]

your cat sucks

[beachguy in thongs]

Melton, get lost, you pecker.

[Cennar]

and, hug a kitty mother fucker.

[beachguy in thongs]

Ok, KnownGarden, here's a shot of her jumping off a love-chair.

[Garden Knowm]

NICE.. thank you....

[beachguy in thongs]

I can't believe I called that thing a love-chair.

[Garden Knowm]

yeah, you're weird.. right ?

[beachguy in thongs]

../

[Garden Knowm]

can you teach me how to make a moving ava

[beachguy in thongs]

I don't know how, that's Tokosan's department- Is he never coming back?

[Garden Knowm]

oh....... well, did you give him 5 pictures?
give e the details regarding what you gave him..

tell me evrything you know...



well, not everything.. just on moving avas

[beachguy in thongs]

I posted 5 for him, I think he used 4.