My dad has no respect for my privacy

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I'm always worrying about smoking in my room, in case my dad walks in while tokin', so last night i thought i might as well. Well i had a full bowl, smoked half of it, smoked the other half in one hit, just as i finished the hit i hear *knock knock* "Josh" and the door opening *creak* all in 2 seconds, it was my dad, just bursting into my room while i had a hit held in, i blew it out the window and he said "you seeing if it's raining?" so i said yeh as i had just come in from the window.
Then what does he do, except sit on my fuckin' bed behind me watching my tv, so i walked out and got a drink (stashed my pipe and lighter in the garage) and when i came back into my room he was just sitting on my bed, so i just watched tv ignoring him and he finally went away, but i know he must have smelt smoke as he wouldn't have just sat in here otherwise.

It pisses me off because every single night, at least twice he bursts in and i hear him sniffing the air, then just says "computer ok?" even though he knows there's nothing fuckin' wrong with it, what about if i was havin' a wank or something when he burst in? he has no respect for my privacy.

So today i'm kinda blanking him and just giving him short sharp answers, just to get the message across that he pissed me off last night, grr!

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

lmfao that was hilarorus to read! haha i loved "computer ok?" haha it was like a fucking tv show.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

It sucks that he comes in at least twice a night just to see if my room smells of weed, and the only thing he can think of saying to have a reason to come in is "computer ok?" It makes me really angry when he does it, so i'm pissed off all night 'cause he's been doing this for ages!

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Buy a lock for your door! lol :D

haha if they break down the door thats there problem. :D

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I did before, he took it down, there's no chance of him busting me if i have a lock, so he won't let me have it.. I really wish i was having a wank when he walked in, then i could have been really pissed off at him for a reason.

My mum bought me some new jeans yesterday, if i'd have thought quicker i could have dropped my trousers and said "what the hell! I'm getting changed, don't just walk in:mad:

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

My door doesn't shut anyway, it's already been broken down, it wasn't locked or anything my dad came up (after i slammed the door 'cause he pissed me off) and kicked it through, now the handle does nothing, the thing that holds the door shut is broken back :mad: x2

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

My door doesn't shut anyway, it's already been broken down, it wasn't locked or anything my dad came up (after i slammed the door 'cause he pissed me off) and kicked it through, now the handle does nothing, the thing that holds the door shut is broken back :mad: x2
Damn your just fuckered, best solution.....smoke outside!

[likemclever]

He proubaly is equaly as frustrated with you....

You say he doesn't respect your privacy........well you don't respect his rules.

If he says no smoking in the house....than no smoking in the fucking house.

Go for a walk outside.....but you canâ??t make a good argument for yourself when you do the same thing to him.

[jca11285]

He proubaly is equaly as frustrated with you....

You say he doesn't respect your privacy........well you don't respect his rules.

If he says no smoking in the house....than no smoking in the fucking house.

Go for a walk outside.....but you canâ??t make a good argument for yourself when you do the same thing to him.


i agree, as long as your under his roof you should at least respect what he says. but it is some bullshit he does that to you though.

cody

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I can't go outside, if i go out i'd have to be out until i'm sober, as when i come back from anywhere my dad seems to run to the front door to see me, and always turns the lights on so he can see my eyes (i know he tried to look at them, 'cause he keeps talking bullshit so i have to look at him at least once) and i have no reason to be going outside.. especially just for 5 minutes. And when he's in the house and when i smoke, it's usually dark so there's nowhere to walk, i live near a main road so i can't smoke on the streets.. the only solution is....... smoke in the house, but in the bathroom/small downstairs toilet.
I can't get around it whatever happens

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

i agree, as long as your under his roof you should at least respect what he says. but it is some bullshit he does that to you though.

cody


Thanks, he just walks in all the time.. oh for fucks sake, guess who just came in? my dad, this is what happened
Dad: *sniff* your computer ok?
Me: Yeh.....
Dad: good:)
Me: ...

[Lily420]

Josh, you should just smoke when no ones home. You will never get cought that way unless they come home when your totally ripped or your eyes r red.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

True, but they are always home and i like to be high in the evenings and at night when i can just chill and talk to people, when there's no one home it's always weeday daytime, and i just laze about watching tv and eating sooo much junk food, i don't like it, it's not as fun as being able to chat to people

[Lily420]

Ok i see, well good luck with having a wank next time he comes in. May get you ur lock back.LOL

[nickx760]

i dont have a door for my room...i live in the basement and i have a sheet put up...how ghetto, good thing i dont toke anymore, but i used to all the time,never had a problem

and btw ur dad seems like a nice guy compared to my step dad, he keeps threatening to send me to juvy because im disrespectful (im on house arrest, so all he has to do is call and say he wants me out of his house) my step dad goes around and picks fights with me saying im making his life a living hell, when i go out of my way to stay away from him

[likemclever]

I can't go outside, if i go out i'd have to be out until i'm sober, as when i come back from anywhere my dad seems to run to the front door to see me, and always turns the lights on so he can see my eyes (i know he tried to look at them, 'cause he keeps talking bullshit so i have to look at him at least once) and i have no reason to be going outside.. especially just for 5 minutes. And when he's in the house and when i smoke, it's usually dark so there's nowhere to walk, i live near a main road so i can't smoke on the streets.. the only solution is....... smoke in the house, but in the bathroom/small downstairs toilet.
I can't get around it whatever happens

LOL......dad meets you at the door huh....

To me it sounds like you have a great dad who is trying to protect his son...I understand your frustration but try and take it easy on him.

[Euphoric]

I dont have a door either. My dad built the room specificly so it wouldnt have a door.

Also, my parents seem to love walking in to interrupt me for the stupidest reasons. I figured out recently that theyre just doing it for the hell of it.

My advice...find somewhere else to live. In the meantime, keep a supply of things to throw at people who walk in your room. AIM FOR THE HEAD


p.s. if youve got problems with folks trying to intimidate you, i'd suggest reading hand to hand combat manuals. Ive never broken my dad's limbs yet, but its very reassuring knowing you can. Hehe..if you decide to beat the shit out of your folks its even better knowing you have another place to live. Im moving next month! :)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

LOL beating my folks into a pulp haha, and yeah i'm only 16 so i have nowhere to go or anything lol

If i wanted to hurt people who came into my room, i'll shoot them lol, but as i don't want to hurt them, then i do fuck all

About 1 minute ago my dad knocked my door once (quietly) and walked straight in, said "got the duster and polish?" i gave it to him and he said "ooh yeh, thanks" and walked off, still pissed me off that he just walked straight in, might as well not have knocked :mad:

Yeh he does care about me likemclever, but he should ease up on trying to bust me

[Euphoric]

making him smoke in the streets is protecting him? Look here, Sting, you dont know what youre talking about.

I THROW THE BABIES IN THE BARBED WIRE FOR PROTECTION

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Haha Euporic, i like your style;)

[Takingsunday21]

if you have a window in your bathroom its great to smoke your bowls and say your taking a shower. if not then maybe a garage? at my house we have sheds out back and i go in there. or i go walk through the woods

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yeah i usually run the shower on hot, and smoke out the window, but usually i just want a quick smoke and talk on here, and i have to be in the bathroom, smoking then having a shower for at least 15 mins, i'd rather smoke a quick bowl and chill on the computer and shit, too much hassle always having to do that.
I used to smoke in the downstairs toilet/bathroom which has an extraction fan, but now just smoke in my room, out the window, with my pipe, and it's just easier and i like it more

[robert42]

dam man but hey always use the wank as a excuse

what you doing?
having a wank fcs please dad can u go

would work like a charm

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I'll do it next time, really wish i'd just dropped my trousers and said i was trying my new jeans on lol i could have been pissed off at him and had a reason

[likemclever]

I dont have a door either. My dad built the room specificly so it wouldnt have a door.

Also, my parents seem to love walking in to interrupt me for the stupidest reasons. I figured out recently that theyre just doing it for the hell of it.

My advice...find somewhere else to live. In the meantime, keep a supply of things to throw at people who walk in your room. AIM FOR THE HEAD


p.s. if youve got problems with folks trying to intimidate you, i'd suggest reading hand to hand combat manuals. Ive never broken my dad's limbs yet, but its very reassuring knowing you can. Hehe..if you decide to beat the shit out of your folks its even better knowing you have another place to live. Im moving next month! :)

Judging buy your attitudeâ?¦.I wouldnâ??t have given you a door either.

If your not paying rentâ?¦.than you have to respect their rules.

If you want to be an adult than go out and get a job and get your own place.

If you want to take the stance of an adultâ?¦

Than you also have to take on the responsibility of one.

[robert42]

OOOOGOOD IDEA....

NEXT TIME U HEAR HIM COMING QUICKLY WANK AND WHEN HE OPENS THE DOOR CUM ON HIM


OOOOOOOO

BETTER YET LET HIM CATCH U FINGERING UR ARSE SO HE THINKS UR GAY AND 4GETS ANYTHING ABOTU WEED!!!!

[Euphoric]

hMm..well my parents used to walk in my room accusing me of smoking weed almost like a hobby!
Check it out though..next time they say..YOU LOOK HIGH :mad: ..say..YEA ITS FROM ALL THE POT IVE BEEN SMOKING!!! :rolleyes: after a few times of this, theyll stfu. Trust me :)
If they come in your room trying to find out if youve been smoking i have found that offering them a hit from your pipe or bong works great too.
Some people just want to intimidate you so they can feel important. Once you teach them that they cant push you around they will try different, less annoying strategies.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Next time i hear him knock, i hope i have time to drop my trousers, but he just bursts straight in, so i don't know if i'll have time..
Grr it annoys me that he feels he has to just come into my room to see if i'm smoking, regardless of what i'm up to.

[endo..jay]

just smoke with ur pants off then you will always be ready..lol...ever think of getting a vapo? then he wont smell smoke and maybe stop bothering you...thats why he does it he wants to catch you...btw reading ur post reminded me of an old friend i had he was from england and i loved talking to him high he would always make me laugh cuz he would get mad sometimes and say 'bloody asshole' bloody asshole..lmao...sorry read the 'havin' a wank' and it brought back good memories

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Haha, wanking is pure goodness anyway haha, and yeah i am funny whilst high, fear not folks, i will smoke up tonight lol, later whilst having a shower, or when everyone's asleep

[zarathustra]

is it possible he just wantsd to join you?

if i were supposed to be responsible and have a family, i would need a fucking smoke.

meh, that's why god invented ciggarettes.

[Funkamander]

You should move your computer next to your door. Not to block it, but make it so he could talk to you without going all the way into your room. Or at least, if he does come all the way in, it makes it more obvious that he's checking you out for the green.

OR

When you AREN'T high and he comes in, just be like, "It's okay, Dad, I'm not stoned right now. You don't have to pretend to care about my computer."

[dirty raider]

I know it may piss you off but you have to look at it from his point of view. So far as he's concerned he's looking out for you and stopping you from smoking that 'evil' drug.

May help to have a talk with him about respecting your privacy a bit more, but try not to just sit back and try to piss him off.

[NowhereMan]

I'm always worrying about smoking in my room, in case my dad walks in while tokin', so last night i thought i might as well. Well i had a full bowl, smoked half of it, smoked the other half in one hit, just as i finished the hit i hear *knock knock* "Josh" and the door opening *creak* all in 2 seconds, it was my dad, just bursting into my room while i had a hit held in, i blew it out the window and he said "you seeing if it's raining?" so i said yeh as i had just come in from the window.
Then what does he do, except sit on my fuckin' bed behind me watching my tv, so i walked out and got a drink (stashed my pipe and lighter in the garage) and when i came back into my room he was just sitting on my bed, so i just watched tv ignoring him and he finally went away, but i know he must have smelt smoke as he wouldn't have just sat in here otherwise.

It pisses me off because every single night, at least twice he bursts in and i hear him sniffing the air, then just says "computer ok?" even though he knows there's nothing fuckin' wrong with it, what about if i was havin' a wank or something when he burst in? he has no respect for my privacy.

So today i'm kinda blanking him and just giving him short sharp answers, just to get the message across that he pissed me off last night, grr!


well before ya get all bent out of shape may i inject a few thoughts

what if he just wanted to spend a few minutes with his son becuase he feels he would like to be closer to you
what if he is cool enough to ignore the fact he cuaght you toking.he may not of wanted to raise any hell about it

did it cross your mind he might have something on his mind wanted to talk to you but you sat there like a cold fish,all into yourself to much to notice


or is it all about you,
dude thats ya dad i have no clue what kinda relationship ya have.

asking about the pc is trying to find COMMON GROUND with ya maybe

you call it nosy
to him its showing some interest in your life,

take him fishing or something see how much better yaw get along,
peace

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

We went to an uphill race a few weeks back, got on fine:)

[Canadabis]

I'm always worrying about smoking in my room, in case my dad walks in while tokin', so last night i thought i might as well. Well i had a full bowl, smoked half of it, smoked the other half in one hit, just as i finished the hit i hear *knock knock* "Josh" and the door opening *creak* all in 2 seconds, it was my dad, just bursting into my room while i had a hit held in, i blew it out the window and he said "you seeing if it's raining?" so i said yeh as i had just come in from the window.
Then what does he do, except sit on my fuckin' bed behind me watching my tv, so i walked out and got a drink (stashed my pipe and lighter in the garage) and when i came back into my room he was just sitting on my bed, so i just watched tv ignoring him and he finally went away, but i know he must have smelt smoke as he wouldn't have just sat in here otherwise.

It pisses me off because every single night, at least twice he bursts in and i hear him sniffing the air, then just says "computer ok?" even though he knows there's nothing fuckin' wrong with it, what about if i was havin' a wank or something when he burst in? he has no respect for my privacy.

So today i'm kinda blanking him and just giving him short sharp answers, just to get the message across that he pissed me off last night, grr!

You know what, my dad used to walk in front of me when I was sitting down watching the news or whatever just coming in from a toke, just to look me in the eyes and say something inane he would have otherwise done from across the room.
Then hed go whipser with the step mothra, and theyd both laugh a bit...was so anoying.
I think parents are people, and when people get bored they bother other people by usuing social violence. Social violence, like making innocuous sittuations uncomfortable for others, but not for yourself, for any number of reasons to validate the psychic aggression.

Or maybe your dad just wanted you to offer him a hit, and hes to shy to say.

[Euphoric]

while youre taking nowheremans amazing advice, take a look at this website then judge for yourself if you should listen to him or me. BREAK HIS FUCKIN LEGS OFF WHEN HE KNOCKS

www.fishinghurts.com

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

You know what, my dad used to walk in front of me when I was sitting down watching the news or whatever just coming in from a toke, just to look me in the eyes and say something inane he would have otherwise done from across the room.
Then hed go whipser with the step mothra, and theyd both laugh a bit...was so anoying.
I think parents are people, and when people get bored they bother other people by usuing social violence. Social violence, like making innocuous sittuations uncomfortable for others, but not for yourself, for any number of reasons to validate the psychic aggression.

Or maybe your dad just wanted you to offer him a hit, and hes to shy to say.



Man, that just made so much sense, that's a cool explanation, showing from both points of view, i took my own advice and smoked a couple of bowls;)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

while youre taking nowheremans amazing advice, take a look at this website then judge for yourself if you should listen to him or me. BREAK HIS FUCKIN LEGS OFF WHEN HE KNOCKS

www.fishinghurts.com


Breaking his legs off, what has that got to do with fishing *karate kick to the eyes* HAHA!!!

I took good advice from myself (^^^) woo

[NoosaHeads]

Ok i see, well good luck with having a wank next time he comes in. May get you ur lock back.LOL


LMFAO..Lily420 that was gold..:D.

[Euphoric]

Breaking his legs off, what has that got to do with fishing *karate kick to the eyes* HAHA!!!

I took good advice from myself (^^^) woo


DONT BACK TALK ME BOY

[Killa.Kali]

Ok I did not read this whole post thread but as far as safety goes heres my tips (aka what i do to stay 'safe' while smoking or doing other business of a private matter)

<If your parents do NOT knock before coming in>
- Open alllll the windows possible and if your room/bathroom has a vent open it/turn it on
- Turn the AC on as high as it can go
- Shut your door completely (or as much as you can - some parents don't 'allow' that)
- Have incense burning at all times that you are smoking
- Blow as much smoke as you can manage out the window or vent fan
- Be some place where people entering your room can NOT see you (or see as little as possible of you)

<If your parents DO knock or otherwise let you know they are coming>
(do all of the listed above that are not substituted here)
- Stuff towels (or T-shirts, pants, sweaters...) under your door(s)
- Strip down to underwear that way if they knock just say your getting dressed (just got out of the shower etc.)
- Put a fan near the door facing into your room (sucking air from outside your door into your room)
- Turn on music to a volume where they can kinda hear it before they get to your room

<Always>
- Have a place to hide whatever you have out within reach of yourself
- Know what the 'story' or 'excuse' is if and when they walk in
- Make sure that nothing about you or your room will obviously catch your parents eye or make them want to 'investigate more' (ie. dont leave the joint u just put out behind your ear, dont put a big pink poster that says 420 on it...unless you already have one and ur rents dont mind ;))

If all this fails, when your parents just seem to find out everything you hide try this:

Find a spot in a hallway where people MUST pass to get to your room
Get a piece of dental floss about 8 feet long (whatever size it needs to be to fit across your hallways) and tape it to either side about 1 foot off the floor and then string keys (old keys preferably) to it, you dont need more than 3-5 or it gets too heavy for tape to hold sometimes. Then when you hear a bunch of keys hit the floor usually accompanied by WHAT THE FUCK!?! you know its time to pack up ur shit and hope for the best :D

[Kingkronic]

My parents dont do that they respect me i respect them, they let me smoke if i keep out of trouble and keep my grades up. my room is also down in the basement off in the cut and they never bother me so life is great for me. sucks to be you

[Euphoric]

OOOOGOOD IDEA....

NEXT TIME U HEAR HIM COMING QUICKLY WANK AND WHEN HE OPENS THE DOOR CUM ON HIM


OOOOOOOO

BETTER YET LET HIM CATCH U FINGERING UR ARSE SO HE THINKS UR GAY AND 4GETS ANYTHING ABOTU WEED!!!!


this is roberts solution to everything

[seedbare]

yeah, get a huge dildo and suck on it right when he comes in.

[Euphoric]

Ok I did not read this whole post thread but as far as safety goes heres my tips (aka what i do to stay 'safe' while smoking or doing other business of a private matter)

<If your parents do NOT knock before coming in>
- Open alllll the windows possible and if your room/bathroom has a vent open it/turn it on
- Turn the AC on as high as it can go
- Shut your door completely (or as much as you can - some parents don't 'allow' that)
- Have incense burning at all times that you are smoking
- Blow as much smoke as you can manage out the window or vent fan
- Be some place where people entering your room can NOT see you (or see as little as possible of you)

<If your parents DO knock or otherwise let you know they are coming>
(do all of the listed above that are not substituted here)
- Stuff towels (or T-shirts, pants, sweaters...) under your door(s)
- Strip down to underwear that way if they knock just say your getting dressed (just got out of the shower etc.)
- Put a fan near the door facing into your room (sucking air from outside your door into your room)
- Turn on music to a volume where they can kinda hear it before they get to your room

<Always>
- Have a place to hide whatever you have out within reach of yourself
- Know what the 'story' or 'excuse' is if and when they walk in
- Make sure that nothing about you or your room will obviously catch your parents eye or make them want to 'investigate more' (ie. dont leave the joint u just put out behind your ear, dont put a big pink poster that says 420 on it...unless you already have one and ur rents dont mind ;))

If all this fails, when your parents just seem to find out everything you hide try this:

Find a spot in a hallway where people MUST pass to get to your room
Get a piece of dental floss about 8 feet long (whatever size it needs to be to fit across your hallways) and tape it to either side about 1 foot off the floor and then string keys (old keys preferably) to it, you dont need more than 3-5 or it gets too heavy for tape to hold sometimes. Then when you hear a bunch of keys hit the floor usually accompanied by WHAT THE FUCK!?! you know its time to pack up ur shit and hope for the best :D

this was an awesome post. i read it to muh g/f on the phone and we were laughing a lot. :)

~smokin~~ -_- whoa now im high :D

[a. beezy]

Sounds to me like ur dad wants to hit it and doesnt know how to tell u.

[Capt. Carl]

shut up man, at least hes not mackin on you about it, if my dad suspected, he would search my whole room top to bottom.

[seedbare]

Sounds to me like ur dad wants to hit it and doesnt know how to tell u.

sex,or smoking? my intuition says sex too much bizarre shit here,.

[mellowman420]

y does your dad think you smoke pot. has he caught you high or smelled in on you. if he has just tell him. dad you know i do weed so would good will it do you to find me doing it. if you have not been caught yet you are past due because he must think he knows you do it if mult. times a day he checks on you. what would he even do if he caught you? believe me if you act like pots no big deal and you don't care if he knows sonn he'll just say fuck it. but overall my main advice is stop being such a little bitch, if your 16 your dad should not intimidate you so fucking stand up to him. tell him to stop coming your room and tell him your putting a lock on your room because you what some privacy. tell him that the computer is none of his business and most of all stop being a bitch and tell him that him coming in your room pisses you off. don't hold in those feelings and pay quiet kid like a baby. once you know you could physically bet your dad the rules usually change a bit. man up!

[Storm Crow]

Have you ever thought about taking up cooking? Marijuana brownies are nice. Either go to a friend's place or pick a time when the parents are gone. Then you and Betty Crocker can get together. Dad comes in and you are playing video games and having a snack. "Totally innocent" LOL No smoke, no hiding the stash, no hassle.

[maskedpantsman]

Betty Crocker is so hot...

[Melton420]

thats what dads are for

[xNoa]

mate this parent shit is so old, tell them wht the fucj youre doing and tell them you will NOT stop no matter what they say so it is time to accept it, infact your dad obviously knows right, checking if its raining? yeh right, you got blacked out windows?

[sMOkeY bOB]

hey man the answer to ur question is simple dont fukn smoke in ur room go 4 a walk have a good toke and n go home only takes u maybe ten mins if u have a quik puff, and fuk wat ur oldman thinks, its ur life if u wana chuf ur greens go ahead, u only live once man

[beachguy in thongs]

Damn, LikeM, you took my idea!!!

"Fucken kids, smoking in my house!!!"

[ArtRollins]

Is this advice time?

Crap man, either you tell your Dad and make him deal with it, or you deal with your Dad's reality.

When my father finally addressed the situation he said it was a 17 year jail for just having a joint in Illinois and as he was legally responsible he demanded while I lived under his responsibility I respect his will. Freedom has responsibility. I only lived at home when I had to, and I til this day smoke on walks and outside. He was right, but there are ways.

On the other hand, he may take to better logic. Do you think your parents are so warped that they would drag you to some brain surgeon or rehab and stick you in with Christian workers or something? Then maybe you just should take walks dude.

My mother smoked with me from my 16th year on. The first years were a bit hard. My Dad smokes with his friends but still refuses to ackowledge his use or anything good about it. Go figure.

[vicstar]

LOL "judging by your atitude i wouldnt ave given u a door either" LOLLOL tht was funny as fuck for some reason and "computer ok" LOLLOLLOL funny shit!

[TwoPacalypse Now]

yeah cookin ins a good one. but i would just state the obvious. like dad, is there something you want to talk about? because you come in every night asking about the computer and nothing is going to happen to it every day. i pulled something like that. let them know im concious of what theyre doin. my dad smokes weed and i smoke some of his every now and then. i think he knows and hes smelled weed on me before but i dont think he cares. :D but my mom is a christain and thinks weed is dangerous and will destroy my brain like coke.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

shut up man, at least hes not mackin on you about it, if my dad suspected, he would search my whole room top to bottom.


Shut up yourself, as i stated he has searched my room, he used to all the time, he found out i smoked when i left my cupboard door open (or he opened it) and my pipe was at the front, just sitting there, all new and shiny lol

[bones and small]

when you get home, take off all of your clothes
and sit around naked.
pretend you're suddenly into naturism.
after a few times catching you naked your dad will be so embarrased that he will always knock before he comes in.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Haha, good plan, But i think next time i'll try to drop my trousers lol, i would have done when he came in on friday, but i had to put my pipe and lighter in my pocket and get back in from the window in like 2-3 seconds lol.

[GHoSToKeR]

You just gotta decide what's worse, man; The anger your dad will feel if he catches you smoking, or the shame and embarrassment you'll feel if your dad catches you with your trousers around your ankles with wang in your hand and a smile on your face.

If it was me i'd let him catch me smoking.

[beachguy in thongs]

when you get home, take off all of your clothes
and sit around naked.
pretend you're suddenly into naturism.
after a few times catching you naked your dad will be so embarrased that he will always knock before he comes in.

This plan gets my vote.

I'm not gonna test it out for you.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

You just gotta decide what's worse, man; The anger your dad will feel if he catches you smoking, or the shame and embarrassment you'll feel if your dad catches you with your trousers around your ankles with wang in your hand and a smile on your face.

If it was me i'd let him catch me smoking.


Not with me dick out haha, just drop them and say i'm changing (i wear boxers, you kinky bugger;)) lol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

lol, my mom doesnt give a shit, i smoked the other day, red eye and was holding my chihuaua watching tv in the living room



Sounds like fun, Mr. cook

[GHoSToKeR]

Oh okay, I thought you were going along with someone's suggestion that you pretend you're knocking one out... lol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Oh lol, nah, just drop me kegs and say "I'm getting changed here! grrr" haha

[GHoSToKeR]

Yea, that'll probably work.. but again, you gotta decide which is worse; being a man and admitting to your dad that you smoke, or always having to smoke with your pants down. :D

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Haha, both my parents know, they told me to stop a few times and i always say "ok" but guess what?

I never do;) haha

Sucks that they are set in there ways of "weed is bad"

[MNgreen]

3 sheets,

My advice to you is to take up fishing. Leave for hours, get high the whole time. + Fishing kicks ass

[OlympianBud]

It's just so much fun when you lil kids are trying to hide from your folks...tryin to get away with smokin in your bedroom and stuff...and it's even funnier that your folks actually play along...running into you when you return home at night and stuff like that...and it's all based on hypocrisy...You play it like you don't smoke weed and your dad's playing it like he don't know you do...If he really had a point to make he should sit you down and say like "Sonny, I dun like you smokin that shit!" or he should leave you alone...or you should tell him that you smoke weed and that it's just about as harmful as eating large quantities of candy and that you'd appreciate it if you got a lock for your door now that the masks are down...just dun look intimidated...be cool and be real...